Bring your sense of Humor (possible offensive) - Page 2

***Valandil*** · 12-24-2004, 12:29 AM

Oh contrare... some of our fellow mooters have shown up fully HALF armed for this battle of WITS!!

Meanwhile, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to split this thread into those who wish to be more polite and those who wish to be more rude... or into the pro-US / anti-US segments... or just a special little spin-off for Lizra and Anduril!!

inked · 12-24-2004, 12:47 AM

Ah, Valandil, I shouldn't wish to see you do many such splits! Might render procreation a tad difficult in the future!

***Valandil*** · 12-24-2004, 12:52 AM

Are you calling me INFLEXIBLE??!?!!??

inked · 12-24-2004, 01:01 AM

Inflexible, unbending, rigid, stiff
.
.
.
.
ruptured!

Andúril · 12-24-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Golden Hair

Let's keep it clean please.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Golden Hair

He bribes me with nothing, and he doesn't have his hand up my butt. I just happen to like him and think he's a nice guy. I like you. Does that mean you bribe me and have your hand up my butt?

Is there a hand up your butt?

***Fat middle*** · 12-24-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andúril

Is there a hand up your butt?

That was not an insult but a direct attack. I'm not sure if you're a flamer of just an ignorant that doesn't know the difference. Anyway beware or you won't recive just insults in response.

Andúril · 12-24-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat middle

That was not an insult but a direct attack. I'm not sure if you're a flamer of just an ignorant that doesn't know the difference. Anyway beware or you won't recive just insults in response.

Actually, it was an insult. As one can clearly see, I used SGH's own acceptable "catch" phrase against her in a moment of lightning quick wit. Warning + thread-isolated insult !necessarily= attack.

Now then. Your post contained no humour. Please stop trolling. It is not an acceptable trait of a moderator to cause unneccesary tension while posting off-topic posts. Good day.

Lizra · 12-24-2004, 10:44 PM

Uh oh! I think I'll be under the mistletoe with INKED.......

inked · 12-24-2004, 10:51 PM

Indiana wants me. Lord, I CAN'T go back there!

**Nurvingiel** · 12-28-2004, 10:11 PM

Ooooh Lizra and Inked

a couple of people who didn't forget their sense of humour.

I was going to tell a funny your mamma joke about you Beor, but I realize that this is highly insulting in Israel, and probably other countries too. Now, you're from North America and you would think it's funny, but I wouldn't want to set a your mamma precedent *must resist... telling... mamma joke...* and have someone else get deeply offended.

Plus, some people may not actually possess functional senses of humour.

Methinks there is difficulty in this thread. Hoom... (augh! I was going to post it anyway and I forgot it! Noooo

)

Lizra · 12-28-2004, 10:33 PM

You've got sap for brains....

inked · 12-28-2004, 10:47 PM

Rather, it's syruping time in her time zone and all the sap's not getting where it needs to be!

**Nurvingiel** · 12-28-2004, 10:55 PM

Lizra is a turkey head!

It's 4am... leave me alone... *cries*

Rosie Gamgee · 12-29-2004, 01:26 PM

Anybody who goes on the Moot at 4am (their time) for the sole purpose of insulting people for fun must be a brainless moron. Don't you know there's life beyond the screen of your monitor? Don't you know that the real world will probably put you in the looney bin if you spend all the time you should be sleeping, mooting? You need some help. See a shrink.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-29-2004, 02:15 PM

lol!!

I'll have you know that my primary purpose was posting in other threads, when I happened to noticed this one. So

That's pretty rich from someone who's location is In Sane.

Rosie Gamgee · 12-29-2004, 02:41 PM

Aw, c'mon! You can't even think up a good insult- had to use mine. I'm proud of the fact that I'm in Sane. Wait, actually, I'm not. It's kind of annoying.
But really, why should I bother explaining myself to you? You're nothing but a mooter with too much time on your hands. And you know what happens to mooters with too much time on their hands, don't you?... *cue Twilight Zone theme*

Snowdog · 12-29-2004, 02:52 PM

Alright you collective bunch of backed-up toilet-spilling soiled sanitary napkins, of course its a flame out. Beor just has to open his mouth and you think you were facing Smaug... but think its because he hasn't brushed ince he drank out of said toilet.

Andúril · 12-29-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowdog

Alright you collective bunch of backed-up toilet-spilling soiled sanitary napkins, of course its a flame out. Beor just has to open his mouth and you think you were facing Smaug... but think its because he hasn't brushed ince he drank out of said toilet.

Congrats on your gay post.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-29-2004, 04:29 PM

Grrrr misuse of the word gay.

Misuse!

Calling you a git would be an insult. But I'm not going to call you a git, that wouldn't be nice. This post in no way means to imply that you are a git.

inked · 12-29-2004, 05:45 PM

Now I indeed found it a gay post, Nurv! It gaily described the ardours of combat with a toilet-drinking dragon who definitely did not have Listerine on hand! It was a perfect use of the word gay. I mean we know about you and words of more 4 syllables ( a-nom o- ly, remember

) and variants, but really to now descend to the level of one syllable words

. I am distressed.

If Zorro were a gay blade, surely the dragon can be gayly a dragon (though it may be that Evian or Perrier or a truly brave dentist could help

).

Fight on on gay dragon in the might of thy fetid breath: for who knows what from yon porcelein bowl may break thy fast and lead to lurid morning breath?

Be gay and young and gather rosebuds while ye may! For GoodSir Galahad may have to fight thee with breath mints!

12-24-2004, 12:29 AM	#21
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	Oh contrare... some of our fellow mooters have shown up fully HALF armed for this battle of WITS!! Meanwhile, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to split this thread into those who wish to be more polite and those who wish to be more rude... or into the pro-US / anti-US segments... or just a special little spin-off for Lizra and Anduril!! __________________ My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!!

12-24-2004, 12:47 AM	#22
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Ah, Valandil, I shouldn't wish to see you do many such splits! Might render procreation a tad difficult in the future! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

12-24-2004, 12:52 AM	#23
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	Are you calling me INFLEXIBLE??!?!!?? __________________ My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!!

12-24-2004, 01:01 AM	#24
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Inflexible, unbending, rigid, stiff . . . . ruptured! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

12-24-2004, 10:44 PM	#28
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Uh oh! I think I'll be under the mistletoe with INKED....... __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

12-24-2004, 10:51 PM	#29
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Indiana wants me. Lord, I CAN'T go back there! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

12-28-2004, 10:33 PM	#31
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	You've got sap for brains.... __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

12-28-2004, 10:47 PM	#32
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Rather, it's syruping time in her time zone and all the sap's not getting where it needs to be! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

12-29-2004, 01:26 PM	#34
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Anybody who goes on the Moot at 4am (their time) for the sole purpose of insulting people for fun must be a brainless moron. Don't you know there's life beyond the screen of your monitor? Don't you know that the real world will probably put you in the looney bin if you spend all the time you should be sleeping, mooting? You need some help. See a shrink. __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

12-29-2004, 02:41 PM	#36
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Aw, c'mon! You can't even think up a good insult- had to use mine. I'm proud of the fact that I'm in Sane. Wait, actually, I'm not. It's kind of annoying. But really, why should I bother explaining myself to you? You're nothing but a mooter with too much time on your hands. And you know what happens to mooters with too much time on their hands, don't you?... cue Twilight Zone* theme* __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

12-29-2004, 02:52 PM	#37
Snowdog Dúnedain Ranger of the North Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ruins of Arnor Posts: 892	Dueling Club of Insults Alright you collective bunch of backed-up toilet-spilling soiled sanitary napkins, of course its a flame out. Beor just has to open his mouth and you think you were facing Smaug... but think its because he hasn't brushed ince he drank out of said toilet. __________________ "I am an outlaw, I was born an outlaw's son. The highway is my legacy, on the highway I will run."

12-29-2004, 05:45 PM	#40
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Now I indeed found it a gay post, Nurv! It gaily described the ardours of combat with a toilet-drinking dragon who definitely did not have Listerine on hand! It was a perfect use of the word gay. I mean we know about you and words of more 4 syllables ( a-nom o- ly, remember ) and variants, but really to now descend to the level of one syllable words . I am distressed. If Zorro were a gay blade, surely the dragon can be gayly a dragon (though it may be that Evian or Perrier or a truly brave dentist could help ). Fight on on gay dragon in the might of thy fetid breath: for who knows what from yon porcelein bowl may break thy fast and lead to lurid morning breath? Be gay and young and gather rosebuds while ye may! For GoodSir Galahad may have to fight thee with breath mints! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941 Last edited by inked : 12-29-2004 at 05:48 PM.

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