"Headlines" of the Ancient Times - Page 2

Grey_Wolf · 11-13-2002, 02:15 PM

Neanderthals Are On the Verge of Extinction As Middle Pleistocene Comes To An End!

- Will Cro Magnon Take Over?

Arathorn · 11-13-2002, 02:21 PM

Local Sapiens Farmboy Discovers Fire
Sees new career as hunter and afterdark finger painter

Treebeard's apprentice · 11-13-2002, 04:39 PM

GREEKS GIVE UP -- TROY IS VICTORIOUS!
No Official Surrender Yet, But They Did Leave A Nice Present

***Earniel*** · 11-13-2002, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Treebeard's apprentice
GREEKS GIVE UP -- TROY IS VICTORIOUS!
No Official Surrender Yet, But They Did Leave A Nice Present

Nice present... LOL!

Getchan · 11-14-2002, 01:53 AM

LOCAL WOMAN EATS FORBIDDEN FRUIT- BLAMES "EVIL SERPENT"

***IronParrot*** · 11-14-2002, 02:52 AM

SHOCKING FINDINGS: ROMULUS LEGEND DEBUNKED
Archaeologists: "Rome not built in a day"

***IronParrot*** · 11-14-2002, 02:54 AM

SUMERIANS INVENT WRITING
Now we can actually print this newspaper

Getchan · 11-14-2002, 03:12 AM

LEXINGTON POLICE ARREST DRUNK RIDER
Arrested was Boston native Paul Revere after swerving in and out of horse traffic while obviously intoxicated. His only statement was," Oneifbyland...umm..ohh yehh..heh..tooifbysea..hic!"

Grey_Wolf · 11-14-2002, 11:44 AM

Beautiful Young Woman Sees To It That A Fleet of A Thousand Ships Set Sail...

...centerfold (pages 25-26)

Draken · 11-14-2002, 12:44 PM

Raptor Astronomer Claims Comet Will "End World"

Triceratops spokesman condemns "yet more carnivore scare-mongering."

Tyrannasaurus Rex Astronomer Royal unable to verify - arms too short to raise telescope to eye.

Nibs · 11-14-2002, 01:41 PM

The Atlantis Times

Date: Who cares? We're rich. And technologically advanced.
Issue: Does it matter? We'll always be around.

Angry Townsfolk Finally Stone 'Public Menace'

A middle-aged man, often seen carrying a sign declaring "The World Could End Tomorrow" was stoned yesterday.

Details after we take care of the mounting leak problem in our office.

***Earniel*** · 11-14-2002, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draken
Raptor Astronomer Claims Comet Will "End World"

Triceratops spokesman condemns "yet more carnivore scare-mongering."

Tyrannasaurus Rex Astronomer Royal unable to verify - arms too short to raise telescope to eye.

LOL! Good one!

Ceasar crosses the Rubicon!

when asked for a comment he told our reporter: alea iacta est.

Arathorn · 11-15-2002, 12:39 AM

Chinese Engineers Sacked!
Sources say Imperial Specifications were for a Great Pyramid and not a Wall. Neighboring Huns were said to be falling off their horses in laughter.

Treebeard's apprentice · 11-15-2002, 02:43 AM

EXPLORERS CROSS ICE BRIDGE TO NORTH AMERICA
Many Ask 'Where In The Hades Is America?'

Coney · 11-15-2002, 09:36 AM

BIOLOGICAL SUBMARINE INVENTED!!

Jonah, the very first passenger, said to be "digusted" as the vessels no-smoking policy was enforced on maiden voyage.

Grey_Wolf · 11-15-2002, 09:56 AM

Island Cut Off From Mainland By Massive Melting of Huge Icecover...

...Islanders Struck Dumb By Apparent Natural disaster.

11-13-2002, 02:21 PM	#22
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Local Sapiens Farmboy Discovers Fire Sees new career as hunter and afterdark finger painter __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 11-13-2002 at 02:23 PM.

11-14-2002, 01:53 AM	#25
Getchan Hobbit Join Date: May 2002 Location: near the Mouths of Sirion Posts: 31	LOCAL WOMAN EATS FORBIDDEN FRUIT- BLAMES "EVIL SERPENT" __________________ "But I will sit and hearken, and be glad that through you great beauty has been wakened into song."

11-14-2002, 02:52 AM	#26
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	SHOCKING FINDINGS: ROMULUS LEGEND DEBUNKED Archaeologists: "Rome not built in a day" __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

11-14-2002, 02:54 AM	#27
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	SUMERIANS INVENT WRITING Now we can actually print this newspaper __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

11-14-2002, 03:12 AM	#28
Getchan Hobbit Join Date: May 2002 Location: near the Mouths of Sirion Posts: 31	LEXINGTON POLICE ARREST DRUNK RIDER Arrested was Boston native Paul Revere after swerving in and out of horse traffic while obviously intoxicated. His only statement was," Oneifbyland...umm..ohh yehh..heh..tooifbysea..hic!" __________________ "But I will sit and hearken, and be glad that through you great beauty has been wakened into song."

11-13-2002, 02:15 PM	#21
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Neanderthals Are On the Verge of Extinction As Middle Pleistocene Comes To An End! - Will Cro Magnon Take Over?

11-13-2002, 04:39 PM	#23
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	GREEKS GIVE UP -- TROY IS VICTORIOUS! No Official Surrender Yet, But They Did Leave A Nice Present

11-14-2002, 11:44 AM	#29
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Beautiful Young Woman Sees To It That A Fleet of A Thousand Ships Set Sail... ...centerfold (pages 25-26)

11-14-2002, 12:44 PM	#30
Draken Elf Lord Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Durham, England Posts: 694	Raptor Astronomer Claims Comet Will "End World" Triceratops spokesman condemns "yet more carnivore scare-mongering." Tyrannasaurus Rex Astronomer Royal unable to verify - arms too short to raise telescope to eye. __________________ I'm beset by self-doubt ....or am I?

11-14-2002, 01:41 PM	#31
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	*The Atlantis Times* Date: Who cares? We're rich. And technologically advanced. Issue: Does it matter? We'll always be around. Angry Townsfolk Finally Stone 'Public Menace' A middle-aged man, often seen carrying a sign declaring "The World Could End Tomorrow" was stoned yesterday. Details after we take care of the mounting leak problem in our office. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

11-15-2002, 12:39 AM	#33
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Chinese Engineers Sacked! Sources say Imperial Specifications were for a Great Pyramid and not a Wall. Neighboring Huns were said to be falling off their horses in laughter. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

11-15-2002, 02:43 AM	#34
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	EXPLORERS CROSS ICE BRIDGE TO NORTH AMERICA Many Ask 'Where In The Hades Is America?'

11-15-2002, 09:36 AM	#35
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	BIOLOGICAL SUBMARINE INVENTED!! Jonah, the very first passenger, said to be "digusted" as the vessels no-smoking policy was enforced on maiden voyage. __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

11-15-2002, 09:56 AM	#36
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Island Cut Off From Mainland By Massive Melting of Huge Icecover... ...Islanders Struck Dumb By Apparent Natural disaster.

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