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Oh contrare... some of our fellow mooters have shown up fully HALF armed for this battle of WITS!!
Meanwhile, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to split this thread into those who wish to be more polite and those who wish to be more rude... or into the pro-US / anti-US segments... or just a special little spin-off for Lizra and Anduril!!
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12-24-2004, 12:47 AM | #22 |
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Ah, Valandil, I shouldn't wish to see you do many such splits! Might render procreation a tad difficult in the future!
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12-24-2004, 12:52 AM | #23 |
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Are you calling me INFLEXIBLE??!?!!??
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12-24-2004, 01:01 AM | #24 |
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Inflexible, unbending, rigid, stiff
. . . . ruptured!
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12-24-2004, 10:44 PM | #28 |
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Uh oh! I think I'll be under the mistletoe with INKED.......
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12-24-2004, 10:51 PM | #29 |
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Indiana wants me. Lord, I CAN'T go back there!
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Ooooh Lizra and Inked a couple of people who didn't forget their sense of humour.
I was going to tell a funny your mamma joke about you Beor, but I realize that this is highly insulting in Israel, and probably other countries too. Now, you're from North America and you would think it's funny, but I wouldn't want to set a your mamma precedent *must resist... telling... mamma joke...* and have someone else get deeply offended. Plus, some people may not actually possess functional senses of humour. Methinks there is difficulty in this thread. Hoom... (augh! I was going to post it anyway and I forgot it! Noooo )
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You've got sap for brains....
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12-28-2004, 10:47 PM | #32 |
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Rather, it's syruping time in her time zone and all the sap's not getting where it needs to be!
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Lizra is a turkey head!
It's 4am... leave me alone... *cries*
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12-29-2004, 01:26 PM | #34 |
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Anybody who goes on the Moot at 4am (their time) for the sole purpose of insulting people for fun must be a brainless moron. Don't you know there's life beyond the screen of your monitor? Don't you know that the real world will probably put you in the looney bin if you spend all the time you should be sleeping, mooting? You need some help. See a shrink.
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lol!! I'll have you know that my primary purpose was posting in other threads, when I happened to noticed this one. So
That's pretty rich from someone who's location is In Sane.
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12-29-2004, 02:41 PM | #36 |
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Aw, c'mon! You can't even think up a good insult- had to use mine. I'm proud of the fact that I'm in Sane. Wait, actually, I'm not. It's kind of annoying.
But really, why should I bother explaining myself to you? You're nothing but a mooter with too much time on your hands. And you know what happens to mooters with too much time on their hands, don't you?... *cue Twilight Zone theme*
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Alright you collective bunch of backed-up toilet-spilling soiled sanitary napkins, of course its a flame out. Beor just has to open his mouth and you think you were facing Smaug... but think its because he hasn't brushed ince he drank out of said toilet.
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Grrrr misuse of the word gay. Misuse!
Calling you a git would be an insult. But I'm not going to call you a git, that wouldn't be nice. This post in no way means to imply that you are a git.
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Now I indeed found it a gay post, Nurv! It gaily described the ardours of combat with a toilet-drinking dragon who definitely did not have Listerine on hand! It was a perfect use of the word gay. I mean we know about you and words of more 4 syllables ( a-nom o- ly, remember ) and variants, but really to now descend to the level of one syllable words . I am distressed.
If Zorro were a gay blade, surely the dragon can be gayly a dragon (though it may be that Evian or Perrier or a truly brave dentist could help ). Fight on on gay dragon in the might of thy fetid breath: for who knows what from yon porcelein bowl may break thy fast and lead to lurid morning breath? Be gay and young and gather rosebuds while ye may! For GoodSir Galahad may have to fight thee with breath mints!
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