When I take over the world...... - Page 18

BeardofPants · 09-27-2002, 10:08 PM

And I thought it was my feet....

Cirdan · 09-27-2002, 10:16 PM

Who said it wasn't.

There are billions not washing everyday. It takes it's toll. I'm thinking of a global roll-on of sorts.

Blackheart · 09-27-2002, 11:25 PM

*sticks pretty blue and green marble in his mouth, swishes it around, spits it out and dries it on a relatively clean section of his boxers*

There, all clean.

hmmm. Where'd all the blue and green go?

Cirdan · 09-27-2002, 11:34 PM

I think it was toe fungus...

BeardofPants · 09-28-2002, 12:40 AM

Nope, I think it was Rosanne's boxer shorts. Blech.

Blackheart · 09-29-2002, 04:16 PM

Well then, no problem. You can fight over what's left.

I'm off to eat another world.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-29-2002, 04:40 PM

*bored sigh* Evil genius, of course!

And on a second try, super villain. Who says I can't just blow everything up to solve all my problems, eh?

Cirdan · 09-29-2002, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Who says I can't just blow everything up to solve all my problems, eh?

I'm with you. Of course, if you wait long enough someone eventually will do it for you.

Human#3.141592653 · 09-29-2002, 08:31 PM

*whines* But I wanna do it first!

Elfmaster XK · 09-30-2002, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
*bored sigh* Evil genius, of course!
And on a second try, super villain. Who says I can't just blow everything up to solve all my problems, eh?

So as one mind we make a double evil, spiteful super villain! Mwaha! We are so gonna rule this world.

*aims big gun*

Human#3.141592653 · 09-30-2002, 08:16 PM

*Knocks big gun from XK's hands and locks both him and EG in a deep dark cell some where near Sweden (The country, not the person.)*
Mwa ha ha ha ha! Now with those two out of the way, the final phase of my fantastical fantasy plan can be put into action!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ms. Undomial · 09-30-2002, 09:54 PM

*goes to sweden(the place not the person) and helps EXK and Eg get out, Grabs Big Gun out of Human#3.141592653 hands and puts her in there instead* there, we will be rid of her for a while.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-30-2002, 10:10 PM

*snerk*
There seems to be some gender confusion here...

E XK and Human#pi are both female. Or at least I think Human is. Last time I saw her she was anyway. Or at least appeared to be

Thanks for the rescue, Ms. Undomial

Now, really human. You can either be in on our plans, or you can go down with rest of the wannabe evil overlords/villains here. Your choice.

WiseWizard · 09-30-2002, 11:39 PM

Well ladies and gents, I return from a prolonged absence to once more merge with the minds of maniacal and overly selfish villains seeking ultimate power! Who would've thunk that parents could have so much control over a psychic evil god......

But now I return!
Not more gender confusion. After what happened with my second (stage) wife crossing dressing and becoming my friend and then somehow becoming my son.......I don't want anything to do with gender confusion. (Inside joke, you can PM me if you want details)
And EG's right, Human (the only time I'll admit it). You're either with us or against us, and I don't think you want to be against us. In fact, I know you don't want to be against us.
And damn you Blackheart! Before you took all the green off, Iceland was green and Greenland was ice! Now the trick has failed and they're both ice! How dare you!

I actually don't really care, considering that after eating all of that tectonic plate fungus (considering the world has no actual toes, we'll go to the next best thing), there's no knowing what you'll evolve into.
Say, let's make Blackheart evolve! What does everyone suggest for the transformation?

***Earniel*** · 10-01-2002, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Now, really human. You can either be in on our plans, or you can go down with rest of the wannabe evil overlords/villains here. Your choice.

I can see where you've got that line from.

I thought you didn't like him.

Blackheart · 10-01-2002, 11:42 AM

*stomach rumbles*

OOgh. Damned class M planets.

Always give me gas

*Drinks massive quantities of pepto bismal*

Ms. Undomial · 10-10-2002, 07:34 PM

Um.. has everyone just forgot about this or has everyone been too busy to take over the world???

Elfmaster XK · 10-11-2002, 07:38 AM

We are still here. We are just plotting, simple as that, and it's better to plot in secret rather than here where eveyone else can see what evil plots we devise...

Blackheart · 10-11-2002, 12:17 PM

DOn't worry. No one can see you in my stomach.

Elfmaster XK · 10-11-2002, 12:29 PM

I hope that wasn't directed at me, i don't take kindly to being eaten.

09-27-2002, 10:08 PM	#341
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And I thought it was my feet.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-27-2002, 10:16 PM	#342
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Who said it wasn't. There are billions not washing everyday. It takes it's toll. I'm thinking of a global roll-on of sorts. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-27-2002, 11:25 PM	#343
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	sticks pretty blue and green marble in his mouth, swishes it around, spits it out and dries it on a relatively clean section of his boxers There, all clean. hmmm. Where'd all the blue and green go? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-27-2002, 11:34 PM	#344
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	I think it was toe fungus... __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-28-2002, 12:40 AM	#345
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nope, I think it was Rosanne's boxer shorts. Blech. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-29-2002, 04:16 PM	#346
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Well then, no problem. You can fight over what's left. I'm off to eat another world. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-29-2002, 04:40 PM	#347
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	bored sigh Evil genius, of course! And on a second try, super villain. Who says I can't just blow everything up to solve all my problems, eh? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-29-2002, 08:31 PM	#349
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	whines But I wanna do it first! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

09-30-2002, 08:16 PM	#351
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Knocks big gun from XK's hands and locks both him and EG in a deep dark cell some where near Sweden (The country, not the person.) Mwa ha ha ha ha! Now with those two out of the way, the final phase of my fantastical fantasy plan can be put into action! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

09-30-2002, 09:54 PM	#352
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	goes to sweden(the place not the person) and helps EXK and Eg get out, Grabs Big Gun out of Human#3.141592653 hands and puts her in there instead there, we will be rid of her for a while. __________________ I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Dune Last edited by Ms. Undomial : 10-01-2002 at 04:34 PM.

09-30-2002, 10:10 PM	#353
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	snerk There seems to be some gender confusion here... E XK and Human#pi are both female. Or at least I think Human is. Last time I saw her she was anyway. Or at least appeared to be Thanks for the rescue, Ms. Undomial Now, really human. You can either be in on our plans, or you can go down with rest of the wannabe evil overlords/villains here. Your choice. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-30-2002, 11:39 PM	#354
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Well ladies and gents, I return from a prolonged absence to once more merge with the minds of maniacal and overly selfish villains seeking ultimate power! Who would've thunk that parents could have so much control over a psychic evil god...... But now I return! Not more gender confusion. After what happened with my second (stage) wife crossing dressing and becoming my friend and then somehow becoming my son.......I don't want anything to do with gender confusion. (Inside joke, you can PM me if you want details) And EG's right, Human (the only time I'll admit it). You're either with us or against us, and I don't think you want to be against us. In fact, I know you don't want to be against us. And damn you Blackheart! Before you took all the green off, Iceland was green and Greenland was ice! Now the trick has failed and they're both ice! How dare you! I actually don't really care, considering that after eating all of that tectonic plate fungus (considering the world has no actual toes, we'll go to the next best thing), there's no knowing what you'll evolve into. Say, let's make Blackheart evolve! What does everyone suggest for the transformation? __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

10-01-2002, 11:42 AM	#356
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	stomach rumbles OOgh. Damned class M planets. Always give me gas Drinks massive quantities of pepto bismal __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

10-10-2002, 07:34 PM	#357
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	Um.. has everyone just forgot about this or has everyone been too busy to take over the world??? __________________ I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Dune

10-11-2002, 07:38 AM	#358
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	We are still here. We are just plotting, simple as that, and it's better to plot in secret rather than here where eveyone else can see what evil plots we devise... __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-11-2002, 12:17 PM	#359
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	DOn't worry. No one can see you in my stomach. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

10-11-2002, 12:29 PM	#360
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	I hope that wasn't directed at me, i don't take kindly to being eaten. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

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