When I take over the world...... - Page 17

Willow Oran · 09-26-2002, 12:43 AM

(wakes up from where she fell asleep on homework) Huh? I feel lost here... What's all this talk about plans failing, our plans never fail, it's us! And Tidbits can't rule the world he's too busy with tennis practice. First thing we do when we've taken over the world is get rid of all the ineffective teachers who assign too much homework and hire chaffuers so we don't have to deal with the bus.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-26-2002, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Willow Oran
(wakes up from where she fell asleep on homework) Huh? I feel lost here... What's all this talk about plans failing, our plans never fail, it's us! And Tidbits can't rule the world he's too busy with tennis practice. First thing we do when we've taken over the world is get rid of all the ineffective teachers who assign too much homework and hire chaffuers so we don't have to deal with the bus.

This tennis practice stuff is getting out of hand...first task when world is taken over: get rid of tennis!

Of course, him being too busy to take over the world is always good...we keep tennis then

Eh, the teacher stuff is about 5th on my list...I'll have to check with E XK, but I think that's just the way it is, neh? See, I've got me priorities here

Elfmaster XK · 09-26-2002, 09:31 AM

Heh, that sounds good EG! You seem to have priorities in order! Now we really should discuss this properly and make a list of things to do!

How's the planning going then??

Oh, and probably relevant here, i found an evil VILLAIN TEST! *evil evilest grin*

here to find out what kind of villain you are.

I'm the evil genius, obviously

Cirdan · 09-26-2002, 10:16 AM

Evil Genius here, too. Big surprise... :evil genius grin:

Elfmaster XK · 09-26-2002, 10:24 AM

I did it again to see what else you could get, my second one was spiteful villain. Obviously someone did something that highly disturbed me in childhood!

Yeah, i have far too much wasted time, that's why i'm taking over the world!

And hey, imagine the power! more that one evil genius mind...

***Earniel*** · 09-26-2002, 12:32 PM

I'm ...um.... the stalker

"While you may have less worldconquering goals than most villains, you're still pretty freaky."

second time I tried I was the double agent.
"You like a good mystery-especially when the mystery is you."

Elfmaster XK · 09-26-2002, 12:46 PM

Since i got spiteful second time i wondr if i'm a spiteful evil genius? 'yeah, it's all their fault! Die, my super hydro-plasma powered laser will kill you in a second, from many miles away...mwahahahaaa!'

Ms. Undomial · 09-26-2002, 12:51 PM

EXK I went there..... kinda weird..... but did it any way.... I am a Evil Genius... That is a very weird web site... hum...

Rûdhaglarien · 09-26-2002, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
*Eats the entire continent and goes back to sleep*

*pokes head out of sub and begins to rebuild continent*

I'll outsmart you evertime... at least, I hope... I don't want to be eaten.

BeardofPants · 09-26-2002, 03:44 PM

Hmm. Big surprise. Evil Genius. Heh.

Rûdhaglarien · 09-26-2002, 03:47 PM

Oh no BoP... I'm not an evil genius... I'm just a slightly deranged genius with absolutely nothing better to do.

Geez.

Cirdan · 09-26-2002, 04:09 PM

I think BoP was referring to herself. Takes one to know one, I suppose.

BeardofPants · 09-26-2002, 04:31 PM

Errr. Yes. Was referring to mine own evil genius self. So nyah.

Rûdhaglarien · 09-26-2002, 05:39 PM

Yes... erm... that too... sorry... not enough sleep... running on Snickers bars... easily confused... but still entirely capable of taking over the world.

Ms. Undomial · 09-26-2002, 11:27 PM

Yea. Same with the rest of us. exept we don't run on snicker bars, we run on Donuts!

Elfmaster XK · 09-27-2002, 05:44 AM

Really, i have endless rounds of toast. I eat bread, that is all.

And why does everyone want the world? It's really not that great! It's after we own it y'all will want it.

Human#3.141592653 · 09-27-2002, 12:29 PM

Personaly, I want the world becuase...
Er...
Eunni?

In all seriousness, if you had minions and a big ass layser (NO, "not a big ass-layer") it would be so cool to take over the world. Why? Because I would leave as it was. You just get to run around laughing manically and petting your hairless cats. Ooh, and threatening your minions.
I love to threaten minions. Gives me a feeling of acomplishment.

Rûdhaglarien · 09-27-2002, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
And why does everyone want the world? It's really not that great! It's after we own it y'all will want it.

Well, sure... it's not that great, but I just want it because I have nothing better to do... why not, right...??

Blackheart · 09-27-2002, 07:30 PM

I just want it for my marble collection. It's all a pretty blue and green, and will make a nice shooter.

Cirdan · 09-27-2002, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
I just want it for my marble collection. It's all a pretty blue and green, and will make a nice shooter.

You don't know where it's been though. It's starting to smell funny, too.

09-26-2002, 12:43 AM	#321
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(wakes up from where she fell asleep on homework) Huh? I feel lost here... What's all this talk about plans failing, our plans never fail, it's us! And Tidbits can't rule the world he's too busy with tennis practice. First thing we do when we've taken over the world is get rid of all the ineffective teachers who assign too much homework and hire chaffuers so we don't have to deal with the bus. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-26-2002, 09:31 AM	#323
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Heh, that sounds good EG! You seem to have priorities in order! Now we really should discuss this properly and make a list of things to do! How's the planning going then?? Oh, and probably relevant here, i found an evil VILLAIN TEST! evil evilest grin here to find out what kind of villain you are. I'm the evil genius, obviously __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-26-2002, 10:16 AM	#324
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Evil Genius here, too. Big surprise... :evil genius grin: __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-26-2002, 10:24 AM	#325
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	I did it again to see what else you could get, my second one was spiteful villain. Obviously someone did something that highly disturbed me in childhood! Yeah, i have far too much wasted time, that's why i'm taking over the world! And hey, imagine the power! more that one evil genius mind... __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-26-2002, 12:32 PM	#326
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	I'm ...um.... the stalker "While you may have less worldconquering goals than most villains, you're still pretty freaky." second time I tried I was the double agent. "You like a good mystery-especially when the mystery is you." __________________ We are not things.

09-26-2002, 12:46 PM	#327
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Since i got spiteful second time i wondr if i'm a spiteful evil genius? 'yeah, it's all their fault! Die, my super hydro-plasma powered laser will kill you in a second, from many miles away...mwahahahaaa!' __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-26-2002, 12:51 PM	#328
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	EXK I went there..... kinda weird..... but did it any way.... I am a Evil Genius... That is a very weird web site... hum... __________________ I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Dune

09-26-2002, 03:44 PM	#330
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hmm. Big surprise. Evil Genius. Heh. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-26-2002, 03:47 PM	#331
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Oh no BoP... I'm not an evil genius... I'm just a slightly deranged genius with absolutely nothing better to do. Geez. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

09-26-2002, 04:09 PM	#332
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	I think BoP was referring to herself. Takes one to know one, I suppose. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-26-2002, 04:31 PM	#333
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Errr. Yes. Was referring to mine own evil genius self. So nyah. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-26-2002, 05:39 PM	#334
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Nyah back... :o Yes... erm... that too... sorry... not enough sleep... running on Snickers bars... easily confused... but still entirely capable of taking over the world. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

09-26-2002, 11:27 PM	#335
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	Yea. Same with the rest of us. exept we don't run on snicker bars, we run on Donuts! __________________ I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Dune

09-27-2002, 05:44 AM	#336
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Really, i have endless rounds of toast. I eat bread, that is all. And why does everyone want the world? It's really not that great! It's after we own it y'all will want it. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-27-2002, 12:29 PM	#337
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Personaly, I want the world becuase... Er... Eunni? In all seriousness, if you had minions and a big ass layser (NO, "not a big ass-layer") it would be so cool to take over the world. Why? Because I would leave as it was. You just get to run around laughing manically and petting your hairless cats. Ooh, and threatening your minions. I love to threaten minions. Gives me a feeling of acomplishment. __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

09-27-2002, 07:30 PM	#339
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	I just want it for my marble collection. It's all a pretty blue and green, and will make a nice shooter. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

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