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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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*wakes up from 30 million year nap*
yawn- stretch... say... Has anyone seen my lasers?
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09-23-2002, 11:59 AM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
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09-23-2002, 02:11 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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amm... I didn't stole the lasers! really... just the weatherchangers.
EG stole your lasers. why won't you destroy her fortress?  |
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09-23-2002, 03:09 PM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR!
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Come now Radagast, be honest it was you! And BLackheart won't hurt you anyway? Will you? *evil grin*
Besides, EG probably has more than one fortress!
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09-23-2002, 03:42 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2002
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I haven't checked on this in a really long time, but, eh, just for the 'ell of it, I did. Oh, and, just so you know... I STOLE THE LASERS!! [
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09-23-2002, 03:57 PM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR!
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^ that's your choice. Blackheart will get rid of one contender for the world, and we sure don't have the lasers.
Mwaha
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09-23-2002, 04:03 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Ahhh... but if I have the lasers... and you don't... I have somewhat of an advantage. (If you also factor in my robots and other assorted plans for total world domination.)
And... j'ai une question... how will Blackheart get rid of me if he doesn't know where to find me?? Small Town USA describes a lot of places, ya know.
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09-23-2002, 04:27 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Everyone would have to be in a "Survivor" type of death match, except my sex slaves and my brutal minions, of course. I would eschew robots for psychotic, drugged out clones, Orcs on acid, if you will. After I'm done we'll be back in the stone age where we belong. WWWEEEEEE!!!!!
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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09-23-2002, 04:46 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Have you been playing Deus Ex again?
 You won't be laughing so hard when I infiltrate your army of sex slaves, and fill them with my clones. Muahahaha, etc and so forth.
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09-23-2002, 04:51 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
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 Oh, and I don't usually laugh during sex.  *goes back to playing Deus Ex*
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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09-23-2002, 05:12 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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I prefer consorting with demons, but maybe that's just me...
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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09-23-2002, 05:19 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Yes, but BoP clones styled in the fashion of Fembots is more fun.
"Oogle me, will you?! Well take this*... and that.... and oooofff..." * handy, those gun thingies are.
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09-23-2002, 05:20 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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09-23-2002, 05:24 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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09-23-2002, 09:31 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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nevermind, i'm taking over the world on my own. but if that fails can i be one of you brutal minions?
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09-23-2002, 10:27 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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I've got you down for Senior Minion. That means you'll have staff. If you've already started taking over maybe you would be interested in regional minion? Good perks and less stress than full on ruler of the world (most of it smell bad anyway).
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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09-23-2002, 11:13 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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09-24-2002, 08:47 AM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
Join Date: Mar 2002
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"PUT THAT DOWN!" Really, they are such children!
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary |
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09-24-2002, 09:27 AM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
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09-24-2002, 01:05 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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ammm... interesting....
new powers I see.... |
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