When I take over the world...... - Page 11

Sween · 09-14-2002, 09:50 AM

You shall all be spared

(whos the nice lord of the earth?)

Elfmaster XK · 09-14-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
E XK, what do you say? I don't think we need E.M.P.F.K.B.'s but we might be able to arrange something...maybe.

Well, ok. She's a pirate afterall...or she is now. Perhaps the bunnies can bite toes and distract while our forces kill!!!!!!!

And yes Radagast, i'm with them! *evil laugh*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-14-2002, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Well, ok. She's a pirate afterall...or she is now. Perhaps the bunnies can bite toes and distract while our forces kill!!!!!!!

And yes Radagast, i'm with them! *evil laugh*

Right. But we won't need the bunnies for the initial part of our plan. Willow could be very helpful now, though. I say we pm her with the general idea of our plan. But swear her to secrecy first

Tanoliel · 09-14-2002, 03:08 PM

Why, thank you, Sween! What a merciful dark lord you are.

Not like I was planning to kill everyone...some people are much to obsessed with destruction. Death and destruction are not the same thing...I AM dead. But not destroyed....

EXK: I'm liking the plan....

Elfmaster XK · 09-15-2002, 12:27 PM

Good! Hey Tano, we're making up some rules! Feel free to invent some. I shall PM that list to you too. And okay, Willow is accepted if she swears to secrecy....*awaits swearing* When she does she will be given the vital plan! muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Tanoliel · 09-15-2002, 12:49 PM

Rule: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on Thursdays. Ever.

Radagast The Brown · 09-15-2002, 02:18 PM

you won't rule the world. I'll make strong powerful force to protect the world!!!

and I will defite you all. That will be very easy. I'll probably finish next week.
You Have No Chance. I Will Win.

Willow Oran · 09-15-2002, 02:54 PM

I swear to be secret about any plans we may know of. I will not reveal it even under pain of torture. And the PFB's are good at biting toes off, they would be glad to do so if necesary.

Radagast The Brown · 09-15-2002, 02:59 PM

you traitor!!

DON'T DO IT!!! THIS COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!!! DON'T!

Willow Oran, I'm disappointed

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-15-2002, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
you traitor!! DON'T DO IT!!! THIS COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!!! DON'T!

Willow Oran, I'm disappointed

Silly child. Be calm, and no harm will come to you. But if you stand in our way you will only be hurting yourself. No one may stand in our way! We will rule the world one day!

Sween · 09-15-2002, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Silly child. Be calm, and no harm will come to you. But if you stand in our way you will only be hurting yourself. No one may stand in our way! We will rule the world one day!

i move for no man

(aint monty pyton cool, and i move for no woman as well)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-15-2002, 06:34 PM

Then don't move for any man or woman. I am an elf. Or a vampire, depending on my mood

BeardofPants · 09-15-2002, 06:36 PM

It is better to be flexible, than stiff and unbending, except in the case of....

Elfmaster XK · 09-16-2002, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanoliel
Rule: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on Thursdays. Ever.

What about: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on...ever!

(i hate it)

Quote:

you won't rule the world. I'll make strong powerful force to protect the world!!! and I will defite you all. That will be very easy. I'll probably finish next week.

Now don't be foolish. I don't want to have to inflict sever discomfort upon you to get you to submit.

Remember; "it is better to be the right hand of the devil, than in his path." Quote from 'the Mummy.'

Quote:

I swear to be secret about any plans we may know of. I will not reveal it even under pain of torture. And the PFB's are good at biting toes off, they would be glad to do so if necesary.

Excellent! Welcome aboard...again

I'll PM you the plan.

Sween - Monty Python is great you are right, however, if you do not follow, we will tie you to a chair in a room with the french, who will taunt you more than a 'second time!'

Plus, I am an Elf also, and we weren't trying to move you. Just to make you understand we will rule the world. There are four of us now. And i have made some followers!

Oooooooooo....i'm feeling evil today.

Blackheart · 09-16-2002, 11:14 AM

Knives?

*Falls on the ground rolling in laughter and has a mild heart attack*

Ack- they've used humor on me!

*motions to his legions of evil cockroaches*

Eat their lips please so they will stop making googley faces.

Elfmaster XK · 09-16-2002, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
Knives?

*Falls on the ground rolling in laughter and has a mild heart attack*

Ack- they've used humor on me!

*motions to his legions of evil cockroaches*

Eat their lips please so they will stop making googley faces.

Don't make me get the hose! ...oh wait, wrong line.

Don't make me set my armies of darkness and the pink bunnies on you Blackheart! (That's our armies, but easier to say my for threatening purposes!) We are a team, and the team works! ....aww damn, royal navy adverts!

Basically. Don't make us mad, because there's us, vs. you. And your pitiful 'army,' that we might squash in a second! We fear you not, and our swords/knives may yet see your death. (notice no use of smilie here.)

Radagast The Brown · 09-16-2002, 12:18 PM

Quote:

originally posted by E XK
Now don't be foolish. I don't want to have to inflict sever discomfort upon you to get you to submit. Remember; "it is better to be the right hand of the devil, than in his path." Quote from 'the Mummy.'

a quote from a game I know on the computer, it's to you: "It is useless to resist".

Tanoliel · 09-16-2002, 01:05 PM

However, it's more useful to be the niece of the devil than to work for him as a slave.

"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?"
"Go ahead."
"Thanks."
......
"You are damned to eternal hell!"
"You...you demon!"
"Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Brown...."

Sorry...just had to get that out of my system...

-tano

Blackheart · 09-16-2002, 02:11 PM

*Commands his army of cockroaches to crawl up their (collective team's) pants legs and skirts.*

Dance! Dance!

*pipes up a horde of green fluffy bunnies*

OK boyz- see sem pink fluffynutter bunnies? - theyz all ready fur breedin. Go to it. Scat!

*watches the ensuing higgeldy piggeldy in glee*

Ahh me.

Oh well, I suppose it's time to call the shoggeths next... or the damned albino penguins maybe...

Andúril · 09-16-2002, 02:52 PM

::Crunch::

Googoo.

Gagaaa.

Lalalala.

Dada. Dada! Dada? Where dada? Mumma!! Mommy where Papa? Where ith everwee one Mom? I dun thee anywun. Mom? I all awone. I not thcared. Yeth, I strong. I take care of me. They will nut get me, mother. I am more powerful then they are. They will suffer. I will eat their eyelids. I will sew their lips with dental floss. My rats will chew their eyeballs while still in the skulls. The acid will melt their charred flesh. They will scream for their end. I will not relent. Their misery will be unending.

Where am I? How did I get here? What is this? Look at that - the pretty fire. Ouch - it burns. Don't do that again. I like the lights, and the pictures. Nithe dwawings. Lots of colours. Mom? Can you thee it? It coming clother. Mommy? It look scarewee! It got teeth. Mummy! Help.

Mama?

Lalalalala.

Gagaaa.

Googoo.

::Crunch::

09-14-2002, 09:50 AM	#201
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	When i take over the world You shall all be spared (whos the nice lord of the earth?) __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-14-2002, 03:08 PM	#204
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Why, thank you, Sween! What a merciful dark lord you are. Not like I was planning to kill everyone...some people are much to obsessed with destruction. Death and destruction are not the same thing...I AM dead. But not destroyed.... EXK: I'm liking the plan.... __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-15-2002, 12:27 PM	#205
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Good! Hey Tano, we're making up some rules! Feel free to invent some. I shall PM that list to you too. And okay, Willow is accepted if she swears to secrecy....awaits swearing When she does she will be given the vital plan! muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-15-2002, 12:49 PM	#206
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Rule: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on Thursdays. Ever. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-15-2002, 02:18 PM	#207
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	you won't rule the world. I'll make strong powerful force to protect the world!!! and I will defite you all. That will be very easy. I'll probably finish next week. You Have No Chance. I Will Win. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

09-15-2002, 02:54 PM	#208
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	I swear to be secret about any plans we may know of. I will not reveal it even under pain of torture. And the PFB's are good at biting toes off, they would be glad to do so if necesary. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-15-2002, 02:59 PM	#209
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	you traitor!! DON'T DO IT!!! THIS COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!!! DON'T! Willow Oran, I'm disappointed __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

09-15-2002, 06:34 PM	#212
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Then don't move for any man or woman. I am an elf. Or a vampire, depending on my mood __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-15-2002, 06:36 PM	#213
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	It is better to be flexible, than stiff and unbending, except in the case of.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-16-2002, 11:14 AM	#215
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Knives? Falls on the ground rolling in laughter and has a mild heart attack Ack- they've used humor on me! motions to his legions of evil cockroaches Eat their lips please so they will stop making googley faces. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-16-2002, 01:05 PM	#218
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	However, it's more useful to be the niece of the devil than to work for him as a slave. "Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?" "Go ahead." "Thanks." ...... "You are damned to eternal hell!" "You...you demon!" "Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Brown...." Sorry...just had to get that out of my system... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-16-2002, 02:11 PM	#219
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Commands his army of cockroaches to crawl up their (collective team's) pants legs and skirts. Dance! Dance! pipes up a horde of green fluffy bunnies OK boyz- see sem pink fluffynutter bunnies? - theyz all ready fur breedin. Go to it. Scat! watches the ensuing higgeldy piggeldy in glee Ahh me. Oh well, I suppose it's time to call the shoggeths next... or the damned albino penguins maybe... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-16-2002, 02:52 PM	#220
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	::Crunch:: Googoo. Gagaaa. Lalalala. Dada. Dada! Dada? Where dada? Mumma!! Mommy where Papa? Where ith everwee one Mom? I dun thee anywun. Mom? I all awone. I not thcared. Yeth, I strong. I take care of me. They will nut get me, mother. I am more powerful then they are. They will suffer. I will eat their eyelids. I will sew their lips with dental floss. My rats will chew their eyeballs while still in the skulls. The acid will melt their charred flesh. They will scream for their end. I will not relent. Their misery will be unending. Where am I? How did I get here? What is this? Look at that - the pretty fire. Ouch - it burns. Don't do that again. I like the lights, and the pictures. Nithe dwawings. Lots of colours. Mom? Can you thee it? It coming clother. Mommy? It look scarewee! It got teeth. Mummy! Help. Mama? Lalalalala. Gagaaa. Googoo. ::Crunch::

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