What DO men want? - Page 21

Blackheart · 04-17-2002, 05:49 PM

PvC works also, but the hobnails are the important part.

*Glances longingly at the boots*

Anyhow dats an olde old ancient song, and probably before most folks time.

Orks live practically forever you know, unless something kills them, or they die of boredom.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 05:52 PM

You mean, "Happiness is a Warm Gun"?

Quote:

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the Nation Trust.

As long as a guy knows of these guys, I'm pretty happy!

Tanoliel · 04-17-2002, 05:58 PM

what about feet with stripey toe-socks on?
-tano

Blackheart · 04-17-2002, 05:59 PM

Me tinks da lords of Gondor are onto me...

Better duck back into me cave.

Wanna see me collection of shiney trinkets?

One · 04-17-2002, 08:44 PM

One thinks that men expect too much of women and women expect too much of men.
One means, about the showing naked thing, you have to think logistics here. Does one drive around to the boyfriend's house naked? What if one were to get pulled over? Walking up the walk way, or entering an apartment biulding naked?! One could bring a trech coat, but that runis the effect if one shows up with a coat in your hands.
What would be nice is if the boyfriend were to give one a set of keys then one could appear on random days copletely naked, with beer no less, if the situation call for it.
Also something to try is saran wrap. Nobody can say anything if one were to wrap about 10 layers of one's whole entire person. It becomes obque But that does become rather sweaty and very uncorfortable....

Tanoliel · 04-17-2002, 10:25 PM

Tano thinks that One thinks too much.

j/k. Welcome to the Moot, gal. Got the internet at home yet?
Saran wrap would be extremely uncomfortable...I don't think I'd want to do that, for anyone! *sigh*
-tano the slightly octarine

Blackheart · 04-18-2002, 12:32 AM

Saran wrap???

GArn nah= den you gotz to unwrap it.

Uruk just salts d'ere meat anyway.

Fishnets however....

Fishnet does someting to me mind...

One · 04-18-2002, 02:10 PM

Tano, it is very very uncorfortable and as for why one would want to wear it belong to a story which the key words are as follows in cronological order:
Beach, Bone fire, beer, dare.
and that is all one will say in the subject. Thank you.

Blackheart · 04-18-2002, 02:26 PM

Sparkly??

Sparkly?!

*covers eyes*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 04-18-2002, 04:12 PM

How about sparkly fishnets of many colors? Like Saruman's robes. . .

. . .nevermind.

Tanoliel · 04-18-2002, 11:21 PM

Yeah! Wecould have "One of Many Colors"--just like Tidbits the Pink, and Fluffernutters the Lavender, and Tano the Slightly Octarine But Mostly Just Blue (me)...
okay...maybe i AM a little too strange...

-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 04-19-2002, 11:34 PM

Don't worry, Tano, you aren't too strange at all!

Yeah, and we could have octarine fishnets...
So, what about those sword pictures, Tano? Oh, you've had homework, I suppose that is a reasonable excuse. . .

04-17-2002, 05:49 PM	#401
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	PvC works also, but the hobnails are the important part. Glances longingly at the boots Anyhow dats an olde old ancient song, and probably before most folks time. Orks live practically forever you know, unless something kills them, or they die of boredom. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-17-2002, 05:58 PM	#403
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	what about feet with stripey toe-socks on? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

04-17-2002, 05:59 PM	#404
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Me tinks da lords of Gondor are onto me... Better duck back into me cave. Wanna see me collection of shiney trinkets? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-17-2002, 10:25 PM	#406
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano thinks that One thinks too much. j/k. Welcome to the Moot, gal. Got the internet at home yet? Saran wrap would be extremely uncomfortable...I don't think I'd want to do that, for anyone! sigh -tano the slightly octarine __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

04-18-2002, 12:32 AM	#407
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Saran wrap??? GArn nah= den you gotz to unwrap it. Uruk just salts d'ere meat anyway. Fishnets however.... Fishnet does someting to me mind... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-17-2002, 08:44 PM	#405
One Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6	One thinks that men expect too much of women and women expect too much of men. One means, about the showing naked thing, you have to think logistics here. Does one drive around to the boyfriend's house naked? What if one were to get pulled over? Walking up the walk way, or entering an apartment biulding naked?! One could bring a trech coat, but that runis the effect if one shows up with a coat in your hands. What would be nice is if the boyfriend were to give one a set of keys then one could appear on random days copletely naked, with beer no less, if the situation call for it. Also something to try is saran wrap. Nobody can say anything if one were to wrap about 10 layers of one's whole entire person. It becomes obque But that does become rather sweaty and very uncorfortable....

04-18-2002, 02:10 PM	#408
One Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6	One does own pink sparkly fishnets.... Tano, it is very very uncorfortable and as for why one would want to wear it belong to a story which the key words are as follows in cronological order: Beach, Bone fire, beer, dare. and that is all one will say in the subject. Thank you.

04-18-2002, 02:26 PM	#409
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Sparkly?? Sparkly?! covers eyes __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-18-2002, 04:12 PM	#410
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	How about sparkly fishnets of many colors? Like Saruman's robes. . . . . .nevermind. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

04-18-2002, 11:21 PM	#411
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Yeah! Wecould have "One of Many Colors"--just like Tidbits the Pink, and Fluffernutters the Lavender, and Tano the Slightly Octarine But Mostly Just Blue (me)... okay...maybe i AM a little too strange... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

04-19-2002, 11:34 PM	#412
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Don't worry, Tano, you aren't too strange at all! Yeah, and we could have octarine fishnets... So, what about those sword pictures, Tano? Oh, you've had homework, I suppose that is a reasonable excuse. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!