Modern - day redneck story

galadriel88 · 04-14-2002, 09:06 AM

Check this out guys. Funny, stupid, and yet true all at the same time.

Redneck neighbor

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 10:31 AM

This guy must have a lot of time on his hands, if he's following his neighbour around, photographing him, and reporting him to the council....

Later edit: This guy REALLY must have lots of time, if he can spend it peaking out from his curtains, and taking surreptitious pictures of said neighbour!!

StrawberryIcecream · 04-14-2002, 10:53 AM

Sounds like something Tater would do...

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 10:55 AM

Are you taking the name of mine God in vain? How dare you degrade God Spud of Entmoot like that?!

FrodoFriend · 04-14-2002, 02:00 PM

I like the picture of the rock on the one-legged table.

galadriel88 · 04-14-2002, 02:07 PM

Yeah, that and the "structure" are the most mysterious of all of them, they leave a lot for the imagination...

I thought the one about the karaoke party was pretty funny myself.

***Khamûl*** · 04-14-2002, 03:14 PM

Don't you know that they had to be in Georgia.

We don't have those here in Alabama.

(At least not that bad)

***Earniel*** · 04-14-2002, 03:53 PM

What do you know and then I thought MY neighbours were weird.

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 05:15 PM

Has nothing on my neighbour in my apartment block, who spends 24/7 hoicking big goobers of spit over the balcony. Most distracting, when you're trying to watch a movie, and all you can hear is: Hoick! Hoick! Ptchoiey, PLOP.

emplynx · 04-14-2002, 06:39 PM

Just got done reading that whole thing. That is rather creepy! How on earth could someone be so stupid?

galadriel88 · 04-14-2002, 08:08 PM

Some people just do not have a lick of common sense. At times it can be funny, but it's pretty annoying many other times.

Twilight · 04-14-2002, 09:43 PM

I live in a small town in the middle of Kentucky. I know plenty of people that are stupid enough to be capable of doing something like that. Some people just don't seem to get it.

galadriel88 · 04-15-2002, 08:19 PM

I know what you mean. Even in my little town we have neighborhoods that are, ahem, not the best. It's like the people don't care at all how their house looks.

***gdl96*** · 04-15-2002, 09:36 PM

lol...this is great

galadriel88 · 04-16-2002, 05:21 PM

Ya think? My dad found it on an mb he goes to alot. Of course, it's really c rappy compared to Entmoot...

notthatinnocent · 04-16-2002, 07:14 PM

What mb did your dad get it on. Cuz I was on another of my mb's and I found it there like 3 days ago.]

-Laura

galadriel88 · 04-16-2002, 11:19 PM

It's called The Hive, and it's for Georgia Tech fans. He graduated from there. Where did you find it?

notthatinnocent · 04-19-2002, 10:45 AM

I found it on a Dale Earnhardt Jr website.

So you're dad is A "Ramblin Wreck from Georgia Tech"? Hehe. I'm from Atlanta and I know a few people that are going to Georgia Tech. GO YELLOW JACKETS!!!

-Laura

04-14-2002, 09:06 AM	#1
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Modern - day redneck story Check this out guys. Funny, stupid, and yet true all at the same time. Redneck neighbor __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-14-2002, 10:31 AM	#2
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	This guy must have a lot of time on his hands, if he's following his neighbour around, photographing him, and reporting him to the council.... Later edit: This guy REALLY must have lots of time, if he can spend it peaking out from his curtains, and taking surreptitious pictures of said neighbour!! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-14-2002 at 11:05 AM.

04-14-2002, 10:53 AM	#3
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Sounds like something Tater would do... __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-14-2002, 10:55 AM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Are you taking the name of mine God in vain? How dare you degrade God Spud of Entmoot like that?! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 02:00 PM	#5
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I like the picture of the rock on the one-legged table. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-14-2002, 02:07 PM	#6
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Yeah, that and the "structure" are the most mysterious of all of them, they leave a lot for the imagination... I thought the one about the karaoke party was pretty funny myself. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-14-2002, 03:14 PM	#7
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Don't you know that they had to be in Georgia. We don't have those here in Alabama. (At least not that bad) __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

04-14-2002, 03:53 PM	#8
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	What do you know and then I thought MY neighbours were weird. __________________ We are not things.

04-14-2002, 05:15 PM	#9
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Has nothing on my neighbour in my apartment block, who spends 24/7 hoicking big goobers of spit over the balcony. Most distracting, when you're trying to watch a movie, and all you can hear is: Hoick! Hoick! Ptchoiey, PLOP. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 06:39 PM	#10
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	Just got done reading that whole thing. That is rather creepy! How on earth could someone be so stupid?

04-14-2002, 08:08 PM	#11
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Some people just do not have a lick of common sense. At times it can be funny, but it's pretty annoying many other times. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-14-2002, 09:43 PM	#12
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	I live in a small town in the middle of Kentucky. I know plenty of people that are stupid enough to be capable of doing something like that. Some people just don't seem to get it. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

04-15-2002, 08:19 PM	#13
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	I know what you mean. Even in my little town we have neighborhoods that are, ahem, not the best. It's like the people don't care at all how their house looks. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-15-2002, 09:36 PM	#14
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	lol...this is great

04-16-2002, 05:21 PM	#15
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Ya think? My dad found it on an mb he goes to alot. Of course, it's really c rappy compared to Entmoot... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-16-2002, 07:14 PM	#16
notthatinnocent Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 83	What mb did your dad get it on. Cuz I was on another of my mb's and I found it there like 3 days ago.] -Laura __________________ "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you." -Buffy in "Prophecy Girl"

04-16-2002, 11:19 PM	#17
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	It's called The Hive, and it's for Georgia Tech fans. He graduated from there. Where did you find it? __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-19-2002, 10:45 AM	#18
notthatinnocent Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 83	I found it on a Dale Earnhardt Jr website. So you're dad is A "Ramblin Wreck from Georgia Tech"? Hehe. I'm from Atlanta and I know a few people that are going to Georgia Tech. GO YELLOW JACKETS!!! -Laura __________________ "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you." -Buffy in "Prophecy Girl"

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