You've read it, You know the joke, Now see it in color!

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-02-2002, 01:34 AM

http://img.http://www.thematrixonline.com/galle...rktower141.jpg

TinuvielChild · 03-26-2002, 07:25 PM

funny!!! and what's really scary is, is the fact that i can quote that entire monologue without reference to either script or movie...

TinuvielChild · 03-26-2002, 07:30 PM

"Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I can't stand this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink, and every time I do, I feel that I've somehow been infected by it. Repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here, I must get free. And in this mind is the key...MY key. Once Zion is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here, do you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion and YOU have to tell me how. You are going to tell me or you are going to die.."

this is absolutely pathetic.

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 08:36 PM

Yes.
Yes, TinuvielChild, that is pathetic.

I love that comic! Then there's also: "It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Baggins. One as a peaceful hobbit of the Shire...the other as a Ringbearer. One of these lives has a future. The other does not." (insert manaical laughter here)
-tano

elf_princess · 03-26-2002, 11:39 PM

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-31-2002, 05:14 PM

Hey! That was mine, Tano! And it's 'One, as a peaceful hobbit of the Shire, the other as the bearer of a dangerous magical Ring. . .' Er, it's Alex's, actually, but I told it to you . . .no, it's okay. I've actually posted that on entmoot before.

Thanks for the link, Feraway!

I'm in a film class this year, in which I get to do my own project. My friend, Alex, wanted me to do a crossover parody of LotR and the Matrix, because of the 'Agent Elrond' thing. I didn't end up doing it, but it would be fun! Theres' lots of those I thought of. . .

02-02-2002, 01:34 AM	#1
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	You've read it, You know the joke, Now see it in color! http://img.http://www.thematrixonline.com/galle...rktower141.jpg __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

03-26-2002, 07:25 PM	#2
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	funny!!! and what's really scary is, is the fact that i can quote that entire monologue without reference to either script or movie... __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-26-2002, 07:30 PM	#3
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	"Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I can't stand this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink, and every time I do, I feel that I've somehow been infected by it. Repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here, I must get free. And in this mind is the key...MY key. Once Zion is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here, do you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion and YOU have to tell me how. You are going to tell me or you are going to die.." this is absolutely pathetic. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! Last edited by TinuvielChild : 03-31-2002 at 06:06 PM.

03-26-2002, 08:36 PM	#4
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Yes. Yes, TinuvielChild, that is pathetic. I love that comic! Then there's also: "It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Baggins. One as a peaceful hobbit of the Shire...the other as a Ringbearer. One of these lives has a future. The other does not." (insert manaical laughter here) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-26-2002, 11:39 PM	#5
elf_princess Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: la dee da Posts: 275	LOL

03-31-2002, 05:14 PM	#6
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hey! That was mine, Tano! And it's 'One, as a peaceful hobbit of the Shire, the other as the bearer of a dangerous magical Ring. . .' Er, it's Alex's, actually, but I told it to you . . .no, it's okay. I've actually posted that on entmoot before. Thanks for the link, Feraway! I'm in a film class this year, in which I get to do my own project. My friend, Alex, wanted me to do a crossover parody of LotR and the Matrix, because of the 'Agent Elrond' thing. I didn't end up doing it, but it would be fun! Theres' lots of those I thought of. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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