Funny film poems! - Page 2

Culiâiel · 02-24-2002, 03:34 PM

lol we had an Elijah day yesterday...we watched the Ice Storm, the faculty (twice), deep impact, Radio Flyer, and Flipper!

Laurelyn · 02-24-2002, 03:42 PM

Elijah day? Interesting. The only movie I've ever seen wiht Elijah in it is LotR: FotR. I don't really care about Elijah much, although he's quite cute. It's Frodo I care about.
BTW: does anybody else think this thread is now quite off topic?

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-24-2002, 04:01 PM

don't get me started on Arwen, i fell i should save it 4 another poem!
I sed all i could without being rude in the second verse n e way!
just think, that wasn't rude!

n e way, i just hope sum pple can actually come up with sum ideas 4 the rest of the poem/song
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MATHS 2 MORROW, ITS 2 LONG AWAY!
i really neva thought i would say that!
oh well, may the day come!
mwooa ha ha ha
tee hee hee

LuthienTinuviel · 02-24-2002, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eowyn144

no hard feelings but legolas is my elf and my elf only!

fine, you keep the elf, but can i have ORLANDO?

eowyn144 · 02-25-2002, 03:22 PM

errr..no.he is also mine.sorry.
u can have dominic if u want!i suppose he's kinda cute

StrawberryIcecream · 02-25-2002, 03:32 PM

Dominic is mine and you know Eowyn!!!

Look at my signature!

eowyn144 · 02-25-2002, 03:54 PM

oh yeah. ur signature.thats pretty bad by the way. could't u make it a bit more exciting?
dominic is not urs. he told me so last night.

oh eru i'm dellusional!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-25-2002, 05:48 PM

ahhhhhh
eventually, i have written another verse 2 the poem
its not as good, but hey!
I AM MAJORLY LACKING IN INSPIRATION!
HELP!
Unfortunatly, i have had 2 repeat parts, thats how lacking i am!

4 hobbits tumble down onto a dirt road
i still think that arwen is a fat toad
Galadriels birdbath shows such evil things
But does the balrog really have wings?!!

When Frodo's Stabbed
When pippin blabs
when poor Gandalf dies ( or does he?! )

i simply remember the lord of the rings
and then i don't ever cry!

INSPIRATION DESPARETLY NEEDED!
PLEASE POST IDEAS OR WRITE OTHER VERSES, AS THIS VERSE IS TOTALLY USELESS!

eowyn144 · 02-26-2002, 03:47 PM

thats not bad glorfindel but arwen is a toad? thats a bit lame. i think a whole legolas verse is greatly needed.although i suppose rhyming things with legolas isn't exactly easy!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-26-2002, 04:26 PM

tee hee hee
thanx eowyn144!
i know the toad bit is a bit lame, but nuthin else would rhyme, besides, Strawberry Ice Cream came up with the toad bit, so im not 2 blame!
tee hee

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-26-2002, 04:29 PM

btw Eowyn, congratulations on becoming an enting!
and also, this is general 2 everyone, if you think the verses 2 the song/poem are lame, try and come up with sumthin better
u will soon realise how hard it is 2 have inspiration
i will have to make a verse up 4 each character!
hmmmmmmm, lets start with arwen!, hmm, maybe not, i may get banned 4 explicit lyrics!

StrawberryIcecream · 02-27-2002, 12:39 PM

I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE TOAD BIT NOT-SO-GLORIOUS GLORFINDEL! Its your fault if you cant write poetry! dont blame it on me!

An Eowyn? I can have my signature as what i want. At least i dont have to qoute from the book to think of something to put.

Play Girl · 02-27-2002, 02:17 PM

Heres a poem about the first book and a half. I will add to it and improve it in editing at a later date but here are the first five chapters:

It all began with Billbo Baggins
Some fool of a hobbit
Riddles in the dark
"Whats it got in its pocketssssss?"

He picked up this dark and dangerous
Wicked heirloom
And passed it to his cousin Frodo
Who must destroy it in the cracks of doom

Hunted to Bree by Ringwraiths
There they met a dark stranger
But dark turned to light
For it was the true king Aragorn, the ranger

To Rivendell many forgien journeyed
And discussed many a thing
Nine were chosen from closest to bravest
And became the fellowship of the Ring!

They traveled high and low
Far and long
Hidden from the red eye
Yet followed by Gollum

I'll improve it and add more about the rest of the Felloship later.
luv
Play Girl
xxx

PS I would like to stake my claim on Sam now before anyone else nabs him. Oh, and Russel Crowe, yes I know he's not in the movie but I feel I should stake my territory quite clearly. Mine!!!

Glorious Glorfindel · 02-27-2002, 04:14 PM

wow!, thats really good play girl!
im glad sumone has come up with some input here on this thread!
tee hee hee
personally, i prefer silly poems to silly tunes, but ur poem is still v.cool!!!!

Glorious Glorfindel · 03-02-2002, 08:59 AM

inspiration needed pple!

02-24-2002, 03:42 PM	#22
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Elijah day? Interesting. The only movie I've ever seen wiht Elijah in it is LotR: FotR. I don't really care about Elijah much, although he's quite cute. It's Frodo I care about. BTW: does anybody else think this thread is now quite off topic? __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-24-2002, 04:01 PM	#23
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	don't get me started on Arwen, i fell i should save it 4 another poem! I sed all i could without being rude in the second verse n e way! just think, that wasn't rude! n e way, i just hope sum pple can actually come up with sum ideas 4 the rest of the poem/song I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MATHS 2 MORROW, ITS 2 LONG AWAY! i really neva thought i would say that! oh well, may the day come! mwooa ha ha ha tee hee hee __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-25-2002, 03:22 PM	#25
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	errr..no.he is also mine.sorry. u can have dominic if u want!i suppose he's kinda cute __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-25-2002, 03:32 PM	#26
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Dominic is mine and you know Eowyn!!! Look at my signature! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

02-25-2002, 03:54 PM	#27
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	oh yeah. ur signature.thats pretty bad by the way. could't u make it a bit more exciting? dominic is not urs. he told me so last night. oh eru i'm dellusional! __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-24-2002, 03:34 PM	#21
Culiâiel Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Fransisco, California Posts: 2	lol we had an Elijah day yesterday...we watched the Ice Storm, the faculty (twice), deep impact, Radio Flyer, and Flipper!

02-25-2002, 05:48 PM	#28
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	ahhhhhh eventually, i have written another verse 2 the poem its not as good, but hey! I AM MAJORLY LACKING IN INSPIRATION! HELP! Unfortunatly, i have had 2 repeat parts, thats how lacking i am! 4 hobbits tumble down onto a dirt road i still think that arwen is a fat toad Galadriels birdbath shows such evil things But does the balrog really have wings?!! When Frodo's Stabbed When pippin blabs when poor Gandalf dies ( or does he?! ) i simply remember the lord of the rings and then i don't ever cry! INSPIRATION DESPARETLY NEEDED! PLEASE POST IDEAS OR WRITE OTHER VERSES, AS THIS VERSE IS TOTALLY USELESS! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-26-2002, 03:47 PM	#29
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	thats not bad glorfindel but arwen is a toad? thats a bit lame. i think a whole legolas verse is greatly needed.although i suppose rhyming things with legolas isn't exactly easy! __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-26-2002, 04:26 PM	#30
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	tee hee hee thanx eowyn144! i know the toad bit is a bit lame, but nuthin else would rhyme, besides, Strawberry Ice Cream came up with the toad bit, so im not 2 blame! tee hee __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-26-2002, 04:29 PM	#31
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	btw Eowyn, congratulations on becoming an enting! and also, this is general 2 everyone, if you think the verses 2 the song/poem are lame, try and come up with sumthin better u will soon realise how hard it is 2 have inspiration i will have to make a verse up 4 each character! hmmmmmmm, lets start with arwen!, hmm, maybe not, i may get banned 4 explicit lyrics! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

02-27-2002, 12:39 PM	#32
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE TOAD BIT NOT-SO-GLORIOUS GLORFINDEL! Its your fault if you cant write poetry! dont blame it on me! An Eowyn? I can have my signature as what i want. At least i dont have to qoute from the book to think of something to put. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

02-27-2002, 02:17 PM	#33
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	Heres a poem about the first book and a half. I will add to it and improve it in editing at a later date but here are the first five chapters: It all began with Billbo Baggins Some fool of a hobbit Riddles in the dark "Whats it got in its pocketssssss?" He picked up this dark and dangerous Wicked heirloom And passed it to his cousin Frodo Who must destroy it in the cracks of doom Hunted to Bree by Ringwraiths There they met a dark stranger But dark turned to light For it was the true king Aragorn, the ranger To Rivendell many forgien journeyed And discussed many a thing Nine were chosen from closest to bravest And became the fellowship of the Ring! They traveled high and low Far and long Hidden from the red eye Yet followed by Gollum I'll improve it and add more about the rest of the Felloship later. luv Play Girl xxx PS I would like to stake my claim on Sam now before anyone else nabs him. Oh, and Russel Crowe, yes I know he's not in the movie but I feel I should stake my territory quite clearly. Mine!!! __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

02-27-2002, 04:14 PM	#34
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	wow!, thats really good play girl! im glad sumone has come up with some input here on this thread! tee hee hee personally, i prefer silly poems to silly tunes, but ur poem is still v.cool!!!! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

03-02-2002, 08:59 AM	#35
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	inspiration needed pple! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

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