02-07-2002, 05:49 PM | #1 |
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Lotr Jokes...
I wanted to srtart a thread with only LOTR jokes... here's my first one... (thought of it myself)
How many Orcs does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know... but why would they want to?
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02-08-2002, 12:59 PM | #2 |
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I don't know either but I'll doubt they would change it , they would probably just trash it. They're orcs afterall. Besides are there even light bulbs in ME? A better question would be: How many orcs does it take to change a light crystal in Gandalf's staff?
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02-08-2002, 04:41 PM | #3 |
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How many Orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That depends, do they even know what a lightbulb is?
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02-08-2002, 05:36 PM | #4 |
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This one's made the rounds numerous times, but
Why did the Balrog cross the bridge? To get to the other si- AAAHHHH!
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02-08-2002, 06:47 PM | #5 |
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This is not something I would normally do, but I heard this Joke on TheOneRing.net.
Why did the Balrog Cross the bridge? Well its not clear it actually crossed the road, it could have been a metaphor. |
02-08-2002, 06:49 PM | #6 |
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02-08-2002, 10:39 PM | #7 |
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I read this on some webpage:
How many Tolkien Purists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - None. There were no lightbulbs in Tolkien's works.
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02-09-2002, 10:51 AM | #8 |
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What's the difference between Aragorn and Narsil?
One is Isildur's Heir while the other is Isildur's Heirloom What will happen if you cross a balrog with an orc? Orc arbecue
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02-09-2002, 11:03 PM | #10 |
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Aragorn, love the Black Mage!
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Check out this site for all kinds of them. http://greenbooks.theonering.net/tookish/
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A hobbit walks into a hobbit-bar and orders a drink. He gulps it down then searches his pockets, but doesn't find enough to pay for it. He turns to another hobbit and says "Pardon me, but could I trouble you for two pence? I'm a little short."
Get it?? He's a little SHORT... I made that up myself, thankee...
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02-17-2002, 05:30 AM | #15 |
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How does one rouse a Balrog from its sleep?
When someone asks about its wings...
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02-17-2002, 08:59 AM | #16 |
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My sister came up with this..
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02-26-2002, 05:40 AM | #17 |
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What do you get when you cross Sauron with a monster?
Mike Wazowski!
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