04-10-2007, 04:12 PM | #1 |
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Good News! I'm not...
The father of Anna Nicoles Baby! lol
And do you know what the really funny thing is? That smug blonde guy, (Larry Birkhead) is! As opposed to the sleazy lawyer (Howard K. Stern) I'm just glad I'm off the hook... lol Reactions? |
04-10-2007, 04:51 PM | #2 |
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*reaction:*
Um, who cares?
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04-10-2007, 05:27 PM | #3 |
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Lol
That is good news.
Is this related to that supposedly long list of reasons you're a bad person? |
04-10-2007, 05:28 PM | #4 |
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O come now Prince Myshkin, we all know who the real father is: Rudy Giuliani
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04-10-2007, 05:43 PM | #5 | |
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Well, if he isn't,
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04-10-2007, 05:45 PM | #6 | |
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04-10-2007, 06:03 PM | #7 |
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*knock knock*
Referring to Rudy's peccadillos, not Anna Nicole's.
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04-10-2007, 06:09 PM | #8 |
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Uh...but Anna Nicole was definitely more prolific...at least publicly.
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04-10-2007, 06:16 PM | #9 | |
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Not even close.
http://www.nndb.com/people/587/000024515/
Get to know your candidate. And I thought this was funny, partly because it features my favorite pic of the Rudster. http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/03/...iuliani_a.html Quote:
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04-10-2007, 06:18 PM | #10 |
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If anyone here is the father, just let it be known that having slept with Anna Nicole Smith is grounds for instant perma-banning.
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04-10-2007, 06:39 PM | #11 | |
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Hey, don't look at me...I'm not aching to vote for him.
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04-10-2007, 07:37 PM | #12 | |
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04-10-2007, 08:41 PM | #13 | |
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04-10-2007, 09:29 PM | #14 |
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so guys, like i was saying, i have this fake id, right, it's Larry- ooh...bad timing....
*runs*
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04-11-2007, 03:26 PM | #15 | |
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Frankly Im disapointed Im not the father. Talk about winning the lottery... What a cash cow being the only parent of a billion dollar gold diggers baby.
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04-11-2007, 03:35 PM | #16 |
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I'm not so sure that ALL those guys after the money are the father...I mean....ok, nevermind
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04-11-2007, 06:10 PM | #17 |
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Ugh. What a disgusting three-ring circus.
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04-11-2007, 06:22 PM | #18 |
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3 ring? try 32384723098487107489234758923478293472390840923850 9273094830480239840923840 ring...
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Poor Anna Nicole Smith. She dies tragically, and all anyone can think about is who can get custody of her child, not to take care of the kid and be a loving parent, but to get their greedy paws on her vast fortune.
It's really disgusting. Everyone should just leave them alone.
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edit: oops wrong thread
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