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10-20-2005, 11:09 PM | #1 |
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The Berlioz and Helliwell Guide to Classical Psychological Disorders
This thread is a guide to disorders that Hector and I have found. Most don't have cures or medication, but they don't seem to pose much of a threat.
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10-20-2005, 11:14 PM | #2 |
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ECHD: Extreme Classical Hyperactivity Disorder
Signs/Symptoms:
-Loudly disrupting people by singing opera. -Humming something from Mozart. -Frequent daydreams about being a composer, tenor, musician or conductor. -Non-stop, constant talking about any composers, including but not limited to Beethoven, Mozart, Wagner, etc.
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10-20-2005, 11:17 PM | #3 |
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Classical Virtuositis
Signs/Symptoms:
1) cd's at your music store that were there a moment ago have dissapeared. 2)protests to get in the already very packed symphony hall. 3)People arguing about Wagner and Verdi instead of Brad Pitt and Angelian Jolie/Jen Anniston. Treatment: Enjoy it! But keep on extra lookout for fans of Wagner drowning in the one of the local irrigation canals (now all of which are called the Rhine), and Mozart fangirls trampling each other to death, and overcrowding and suffocation in music schools, and composer attempted suicide because of inability to cope with fans' demands. Note: This is a highly contagious disease, and cannot be noticed until it has spread to most of the town. This one is thanks to Dr. Berlioz.
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10-25-2005, 06:05 PM | #4 |
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1) Constantly corrects people on the proper name of the Overture to the Phantom of the Opera (you fogot that one TB
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10-25-2005, 10:29 PM | #6 |
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Lovely work, you two. I hope to see more of your findings in the near future, and applaud you on your highly rigorous standards of investigation.
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10-25-2005, 10:38 PM | #7 |
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Thank you. We have spent many hours at the bar--I mean in the Lab...yeah, the Lab *looks shifty*--making such discoveries. Dr. Berlioz is superior to me at diagnosing Classical-related disorders than I.
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