Funny Middle-earth lines

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

i like, from UT, this passage on the druedain

...There he fell asleep; but after a while was wakened by a voice from the figure behind him. 'I hope you are rested,' it said, 'but if you wish for more sleep, I beg you to move to the other one. He will never need to stretch his legs again; and I find your cloak too hoy in the sun.'

[Lotesse]

There are so many, it seems like most often when either Gandalf or Pippin says something, or in reference to each other -
here's one -
(Pippin, recounting about when he first ran into Gandalf as the White)
"Gandalf!" I said at last, but my voice was only a whisper. Did he say: "Hullo, Pippin! This is a pleasant surprise!"? No, indeed! He said: "Get up, you tom-fool of a Took! Where, in the name of wonder, in all this ruin is Treebeard? I want him. Quick!"