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Lady of the Ulairi
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"Missing Scenes" from Tolkien's books
This is a humorous thread inspired by Olmer's observation
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Note, it is NOT FOR GENERAL SILLINESS, the entry should be canon-friendly - more or less, or canon-friendly with some humorous twist. You may post your own pearls or other people pearls - with due reference to the author. I start with Val's story. Missing scene from the Unfinished Tales. Galadriel and Celeborn are in Lorien sometime around the beginning of the Third Age. Quote:
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Domesticated Swing Babe
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From chapter 12, Flight to the Ford,
"The land around them was broken up into endless, uninteresting sections of dull, monotonous, nondescript vegetation. To their south were repetitive stretches of tedious flatland, pockmarked with miscellaneous brambles, underbrush and thickets of nebulous wildwood. To the north loomed midsized stretches of insignificant hills, some with sedgy turf, others full of shrubby brush, heath, furze, gorse and broom. Beyond that, endless areas of slightly elevated woodlands appeared, that gradually sloped toward medium rises of undetermined forest." "The ancient path they followed was filled with small to medium sized greyish white and beige stones, some more rounded than others. The dirt was a gritty, sandy, scrapple of dull, pulverized rock encrusted ancient dust, though the travelers were barely aware of the world worn path they doggedly trod." ![]() ![]()
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A missing scene from "the Hobbit":
Somewhere in Misty mountains, TA 2941 Gandalf: -Bilbo, give me that ring for a moment...(Puts the ring on). -Let us see if it can kindle that fire (spark and flames)... -Hmm, how about breaking that rock? (Boom!) -Most interesting! How about contacting someone? (Ring-ring) -Hello, Galadriel, darling! How are you? And Celeborn? And grandchildren? - Eh? No, I call not with Narya, with some other ring I have picked up. I am just testing it. (Gives her a mental order: Sneeze 3 times) Galadriel: sneezes three times. Gandalf: -Oh! it must be the One! How fortunate I stopped before ordering a nazgul to sing "O Elbereth Gilthoniel..."! ![]() ![]() |
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Posted by CAB
TA 2050 The Witch-King to King Earnur (Via Palantiri) “The prophesy says that no living man can defeat me. That doesn’t disqualify YOU though, now does it?” ![]() |
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