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[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by Jonathan

First.
I admit to knowing the true identity of X Perry Mint. But alas, honour prevents me from naming the person. Still, there are other Mooters besides me who possess this knowledge, Sane for instance. And Tessar

This is what you call mixing a little truth into the stew to make the lie stronger. By admitting that he knows the identity of X Perry Mint, Jonathan is trying to boggle our minds away from the fact that they are the ones who set him free and set him up as a candidate for president!

Fourth.
I think that the typographical fairy has introduced a slight error in the Gazette's article. Sure, I was imprisoned. However not in prison for seven years until I was bailed out - but in Hector's basement for three weeks until I heroically escaped!

Technically this is true. Entmoot's best prison facility is located beneath the President's chamber. The idea is that if the prisoners ever escape, they'll walk right back into the hands of the authorities. However, the prison is hardly what I'd consider a basement.