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[samwise of the shire]

These were actual LABELS on store products. How stupid do manufactureers are or do we live in a sue happy generation or what. Still an exellent laugh. Enjoy.

On a Sear's hairdryer:
> "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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> On a bag of Fritos:
> "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)
>
> On a bar of Dial soap:
> "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how ...?)
>
> On some Swanson frozen dinners:
> "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
> "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
>
> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
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> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
>
> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
> "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
> On Nytol Sleep Aid:
> "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
>
> On most brands of Christmas lights:
> "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
>
> On a Japanese food processor:
> "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
>
> On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
>
> On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( Step 3: Fly Delta.)
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> On a child's superman costume:
> "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
>
> On a Swedish chainsaw:
> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? My Goodness! Are Swedes that much tougher than we are?)

I got this off my Mom's e-mail. Hope it made you laugh as much as it did me.
Sam