Bring your sense of Humor (possible offensive)

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally Posted by Andúril

The only place you should have hair is on your head, above your eyes, and on your eyelids. Don't dissapoint me. I've seen pics of you with out-of-control armpit jungles. This does not attract.

What about if you're a cat? Besides. I've seen pictures of you and that doesn't attract either, but I wasn't going to say anything.

The fact that I hardly ever drink just shows how low your alcohol tolerance level is, considering the amount of practice you get. I guess it's your hobbit size...

It's okay. We all know the reason you don't drink very often is because you can't. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Yes, an illogical person thinks that from time to time.

In that you are assuming one without logic can conceive of logic.

Chicks wear perfume because they stink. Fact.

And some blokes stink but don't bother wearing anything. Fact. Oh, and if I were you I'd start hanging out with people who wash more, or their stench might catch on you.

I'll trade the face for your pants. BoP!!!

NO! I LIKE MY PANTS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM. Don't you get the pant fiend on me.

Working holiday visa is valid for the limited amount of time, IIRC.

Oh well perhaps they intended to move here all along...dunno. Not important.