What's your country like

[Coney]

Good god no! They'd dent the armor for sure The first one (not the car) did my head in - I'm sorry but he doesn't really have an artillery at his disposal now does he? (Mebbe that's why all the decoration is required? )

Actually, I'd like to know how he even takes a pee! It must be like pee'ing through a collander :/

I just wanna know who the blacksmith is that would shoe those horses?

I reckon he/she would have to draw them in with a magnet! (wtf do they do at airport security?)

We hardly ever pay for stuff like that - got connections ye see (hell this year alone I've been away free about 6 times) (jealous yet? )

Exceedingly ................ [pathetic grovelling] have I told you lately that you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world? [/pathetic grovelling]