11-22-2004, 10:48 AM | #81 | |
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Edit: ...if we edit your post to say the last 1000 years.
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11-22-2004, 10:57 AM | #82 | |
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But we all know that the history of French arms is a joke, so lets all drink a toast to JD heading to a nation that would surrender should a drunken German school girl stumble across the franco-german border.
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11-22-2004, 10:59 AM | #83 | |
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11-22-2004, 11:25 AM | #84 |
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Falagar
it was a little special, in the moment I pushed the button, it stood Last child of ungoliant as last poster, and when I was on the thread, Falagar was last. but, i read your post.
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11-22-2004, 12:50 PM | #85 |
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*SOB* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! *kills self*
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11-22-2004, 02:53 PM | #86 | |
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11-22-2004, 03:47 PM | #87 | |
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IR - I can't believe you told them this. I knew I should never have trusted you.
To tell people the truth - see what happened was I was convinced by the French news. They are so much smarter and superior than the rest of the world. They know exactly where they're going and how to rule the world properly. See my feeling - you learn from your mistakes and it seems like France has a thousand years of history and failures to fall back on. Chirac however - now he is MY hero. I just wish he could run for president of the US. My other favorite person is Koffi Annan. The whole food for oil scandal is a right wing consipiracy and is a smear campaign against him. The UN is the MOST IMPORTANT organization in the world and has solved ALL the worlds problems. Without the UN the world would be terrible with people getting their hands cut off, people dipped in acid, women stoned for minor infractions such as looking at a man, beheadings, suicide bombers - the UN does so much to prevent these things from happening. By the way - I'm thiniking of giving up the english language completely. I see no reason for using english when French is such a beautiful and cultured language. Jonathan - sorry for always calling you euro-whiner. You're right, everything in europe is perfect. I walk down the streets and with all the social programs and high taxes - everyone has jobs and no one is out on the streets homeless, there is NO crime at all, no graffiti, everything is like heaven in europe. It's quite unbelievable really. Oh - and the greatest thing - in france everyone wants people to be "French looking", you know - no headscarf wearers or other "outside looking" people here - so I had some plastic surgery done so I can look "French". It was great - it was completely paid for by their terrific national health care program which is billions in debt. I can now have frivolous operations whenever I want now. I think next year I might just get my tonsils out for the hell of it or should I do my appendix. By the way - the French aren't surrender monkeys - they're just really a very generous people and misunderstood. They saw the German's wanted their country and they said okay - what is ours is yours. That's all. The rest of the world is just selfish by not giving their countries to their enemies. I wish Bush was more like that - we could have just given America to Al Qaeda. Bin Ladin wants it - America should learn from france and just be a completely giving country. It would solve a lot of death and destruction around the world. So women will have give up their freedoms and people will have to pray 5 times a day and alcohol will be outlawed, as well as most movies, but hey - the French are right - let's not overturn the world because of it all. (9/11 happens all over the world everyday - just get over it and move on. Let's all just get along and be happy. I have a meeting with my new pal Chirac tomorrow. I'm going to suggest how I think that the EU should just be headquartered in paris and that all countries should let france do what ever they want. I'm quickly becoming Chirac's right-hand man. I really don't think Blair should be standing in the way of Chiracs power grab for control. Oh - and the friendship between Schroeder and Chirac - it's so sweet how they vote for each other when one isn't able to make an EU meeting. That is TRUE friendship and I think a lot of countries can learn from them. Vive la France. Mon ami Chirac. Oh - I have a beret too now. Never liked baseball caps - but berets are really very cool. Well let me go back to my french wine, my truffles, brie and my Cornish Hen's a l'Orange. Oh - and tonight I'll bomb a McDonalds - because I don't want to have evil America infringing on my way of life anymore and destroy great culture with that Mickey Mouse and fastfood crap they call culture. Do you know that in france that the evil McDonalds multinational corporation hires Americans to actually drag French people to the McDonalds, tie them to a chair, steal their money and then force feed them hamburgers and fries? McDonalds doesn't stay in business there because French people actually CHOOSE to go there. It's the same with sucky American movies too although Jerry Lewis was a complete genius and I'll go freely with the other french people to see him. Why the hell don't Americans support Jerry Lewis? Another example of ignorant Americans not being able to see what REAL culture is and real humor I guess. Well back to my french cigaretets - yeah - took up smoking - had to (national past time or something like that) and I have now started drinking real coffee. No wonder I never liked coffee before - in America it's like water. This stuff in France has a real bite to it. *Puts beret over heart and sings* Quote:
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11-22-2004, 03:52 PM | #88 |
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i don't know whether to , or
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11-22-2004, 04:03 PM | #89 |
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So it is true! The prayers of a grateful continent have been answered.
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11-22-2004, 04:05 PM | #90 |
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JD-You stinking traitor. You better not come back to the US. All your BS about NJ and America.
You had plastic surgery to look French? So, what you're saying is: now you are a short, squat, slavoring perv that is drunk all the time? You are a revolting pig. And you can speak French all you want. Nobody really could understand you when you spoke English, so it doesn't matter.
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11-22-2004, 04:07 PM | #91 |
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JD... is it REALLY TRUE that New Jersey was established by French colonists??
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11-22-2004, 04:11 PM | #92 |
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Oh - I forgot to mention - my hero, as well as to other french citizens, Michael Moore is coming out with a new movie. It's about the force feeding of french people at McDonalds. It's definitely a MUST see and will really open up your eyes to the evilness of obese America (he discoved that there is this US government policy to make other countries fat so American's aren't made fun of anymore).
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11-22-2004, 04:12 PM | #93 |
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Marvellous satire!
That is satire, right?
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11-22-2004, 04:23 PM | #95 |
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You really are still you!
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11-22-2004, 04:51 PM | #99 |
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Hey! Hes the french one here! Im 'Merican as apple pie. and Jerry Lee Lewis?? I dont even like the Monkees!
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11-22-2004, 04:54 PM | #100 |
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Heh. I hit the 'quote' button above instead of below your post. All fixed.
And if anybody didn't get my joke... well, there's not much I can say to you. Cretins.
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