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07-23-2001, 04:32 AM | #1 | |
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Jurassic Park 3
One of the longer reviews I've written, but every word is relevant. Well, almost every word.
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07-23-2001, 12:31 PM | #2 |
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Re: Jurassic Park 3
hmmm... i still haven't seen the 2nd JP...
oh heck, i'll wait for the tv release, or the video at the $1 video rental at the corner of the street. But what a great reviewer IP makes! Quite promising! |
07-24-2001, 01:03 AM | #3 |
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Well, you might want to wait a little longer than that to see JPII. Like maybe never. But at least they had the sense to keep III down to about 90 minutes. They ran out of plot a bit before that and quit (sensibly) while they were still ahead.
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07-24-2001, 01:48 AM | #4 |
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That movie is NOT, I repeat NOT, N-O-T, worth paying for.
Wait for it to be in videoclubs, when you have a 2 for 1. Or do like me, go to some CinePark, see it to see The fast and the furious right after. |
07-24-2001, 01:49 AM | #5 |
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If you want to see a good movie: pub2.ezboard.com/fbenjami...=130.topic
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07-24-2001, 02:14 PM | #6 |
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Better yet, see Shrek for the fourth or fifth time. Or Memento or Moulin Rouge if either are still playing near you. Or A.I.
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07-24-2001, 07:25 PM | #7 |
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Or just wait until it hits the discount second-run theatre. It's pretty cheap there.
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07-28-2001, 12:02 AM | #8 |
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It wasn't that good. Was there any new music at all? I just heard the Jurassic Park theme played over and over again... I guess the new music wasn't worth remembering.
It ended so abruptly too. One minute they're surrounded by raptors, the next the Marines are on the beach to rescue them. And the thing with the raptor sound chamber was ridiculous - how would he know how to say "help" in raptor-ese? |
07-28-2001, 04:17 AM | #9 |
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**Spoilers**
If the raptors are so bright, don't they have stereo hearing? they tought the sound came form away? It was pretty obvious that it was from in front of 'em |
07-29-2001, 02:01 PM | #10 |
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The movie was ok, I thought that the raptor language was pretty cool myself. Though, I did have a problem with the boy, who I dubbed "Mriacle Boy". That was a little unbelievable for my taste. Oh well, I really like the Sinosaurus Egyptus. Now that was cool. By the way, you can see the Ingen's been up to quite a bit. :lol:
Jurassic Park 4: The Petradons have landed in New York city and the Spinosaurus has followed them!!! |
07-29-2001, 02:20 PM | #11 |
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I think it will be more like
"JP4: Pteradactyls peck the **** out of the Costa Ricans!" |
07-29-2001, 02:46 PM | #12 |
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Ahhh, but then the movie would be called "racist".
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07-29-2001, 04:23 PM | #13 |
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fine...how bout this...
"JP4: Pteradactyls Peck the **** Out of the People of the country that is Closest to them Which just happens to be Costa Rica. It's Not My Fault that they're so close to the Costa Ricans" |
07-29-2001, 08:03 PM | #14 |
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I was just kidding about the racist thing, sorry if you took it to heart.
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07-29-2001, 09:20 PM | #15 |
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Just kidding with you
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07-29-2001, 09:41 PM | #16 |
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:lol:
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07-29-2001, 10:38 PM | #17 |
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Oh yeah! Well uhhhhhh... I was kidding with you about kidding you !!!!
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