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11-20-2004, 06:32 PM
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Quasi Evil
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Jersey Devil Is A Traitor!!!
NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN!! In case you haven’t noticed our esteemed and much beloved American hero JERSEYDEVIL himself has revealed his true colors and gone over to the francophones!!! Yes that’s right people. I have it from a very close source that he has made the switch from being a right thinking pabulum spouting New Jersian to a beret wearing wine sipping Parisian!!! You think Im joking? Ive seen it with my own eyes. Im not at liberty to give specific details but lets just say Jersey no longer feels welcome in New Jersey anymore. PM me if you really want details. Well he asked me not to bring this up in public but who am I to resist mentioning such a blatant display of hypocrisy. The Great Jersey Devil. The man who defends this nations flag more militantly then any other, the man who derides foreigners as “uninformed” and “naïve” and that they should just “shut up and stay out of our business” has made it clear he now rejects his home land and will now reside in that bastion of leftist secularist snobbery that had underhanded weapons deals with Iraq. And don’t try to explain it away as “just taking a vacation” like you did with me Jersey. I know the truth on the matter and Im gonna tell everyone here. Especially after you leaked the information about my secret conversion to Christianity!! How could you!! I thought you said everything I said to you was completely confidential. Well all I know is you better say NOTHING about me registering with the republican party or else Ill tell them all about our….
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11-20-2004, 06:39 PM
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Fair Dinkum
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OMG! Look at his profile! Wth happened? JD hates France as much as he hates the Democrats. o.O
JD, you are the biggest, fattest hypocrite I've ever seen. After all that 'Euro-whiner' stuff you become one yourself.  And your sig!  IR- you a Christian? o.O |
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11-20-2004, 06:47 PM
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11-20-2004, 06:51 PM
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The same with JD. I mean, all those well-written and ardent posts about how Chirac is a dictator... well they're all just meaningless now. Meaningless I tell you! JD, how could you let us down! *sobs*
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11-20-2004, 06:57 PM
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Maybe he posted them to see who was an opponent to his beloved Chirac. And all that Bush stuff must have been a joke too. He must've been having a real good time at our expense.
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11-20-2004, 07:04 PM
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Yes you should have seen him laughing when he posted that stuff. Knowing full well it made him sound like just another typical american bore when he was in fact preparing to move to france the whole time! you see it was very important that know one suspect his real motives so of course he acted like he hated france.
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11-20-2004, 07:05 PM
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However, that means he actually probably agrees with me on things that I've said about Bush! Yay! Now JD can be my ally when I'm debating about how great liberalism is!
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11-20-2004, 07:07 PM
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11-20-2004, 06:53 PM
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What the...
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"Whither go you?" she said. "North away." he said: "to the swords, and the siege, and the walls of defence - that yet for a while in Beleriand rivers may run clean, leaves spring, and birds build their nests, ere Night comes." AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide |
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11-20-2004, 06:57 PM
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my lawyer had told me not to comment on that specific subject just yet...
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11-20-2004, 06:40 PM
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I'm just happy to see that he's reconciled his differences with France; so much that he's now French himself! Before he vehemently disliked Jaques Chirac and his policies, now he has some really great Chirac quotes in his signature!
But I am surprised at this apprent hypocrisy from him. To get all the necessary documentation to move to France, he must have been planning this for months! So even while he was decrying the evils of left-wing France, he was applying for permanent residence there. Erm... send us a postcard..?
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He was hiding it up till now, but now that he has actually taken off to Paris, well, he's displaying his new allegiance loudly and proudly.
As for IRex being a Christian, this is OT (way to go IRex  ), but how can you tell he's NOT a Christian? We're a varied bunch - you and I are both Christians but we've disagreed about (Christian-related) things before.Well it doesn't matter where JD lives. I'm just so shocked that he'd pretend to love Bush and everything with such elaborate deception.
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11-20-2004, 10:07 PM
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Elf Lord
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How long has he been a Christian?
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11-20-2004, 10:44 PM
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But like I said... I hid some secrets carefully...
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