'Thank you very much. I would ask why Gandalf is not with you, but I understand you have had a long journey. We will deal with that later. I know many interesting tales that perhaps you would like to listen to. See me for fan fiction, RealAudio readings, Poems and other stories. Let me introduce you to Mr. Bilbo Baggins. He is a gifted songwriter, and a singer! He knows many melodies to sooth a weary traveller, and ones that would make you laugh. See him to hear MP3s, MIDI, Song Parodies and other songs. When you are done, I would like a word with you in private.'