Meals

Tulkas2002 · 04-14-2002, 02:38 AM

If the characters of Lord of The Rings had a dinner named after them, this is how it would probably turn out for them.

Boromir = Big Steak Dinner with mashed potatoes
Eowyn = probably a salad
Galadrial = a sparkling wine
Ciridan = A Crab Dinner

If you think of any more dinners/drinks/desserts that would fit a Lord of the Rings character go ahead and add it on.

Lightice · 04-14-2002, 08:45 AM

Merry & Pippin: Mushrooms!

***azalea*** · 04-14-2002, 09:16 AM

Eowyn -- a salad? No way, IMO. She would be a spicy dish

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Maybe a spicy spaghetti dish (noodles=hair)?

Sam would be roasted 'taters.

Gandalf would be Bananas Foster (or some flaming dish like that).

Wormtongue would be liver and spinach.

Frodo -- hmm. Something that weighs heavily in the stomach. Maybe a dense bread?

Gollum would be sushi, definately.

Bilbo would be a tea-cake.

Sauron would be something burned beyond recognition.

Ham Gamgee -- a big pint o' lager

Maybe Theodin would be like a few daqueris -- at first it seems harmless, but ends up kicking your you-know-what.

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 11:18 AM

Where's the BEEFCAKE??!!

afro-elf · 04-14-2002, 11:57 AM

Eowyn would be stuff from GNC to give her a strong but femine look

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 12:04 PM

Hey! I like sushi. I don't want it tainted with Gollum associations.

FrodoFriend · 04-14-2002, 01:43 PM

Frodo would be something sensually delicious . . . like chocolate covered strawberries or a nicely aged wine.

eowyn144 · 04-14-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by azalea
Bilbo would be a tea-cake.

that has got to be my favourite so far!!!!lol.!!!!

sam- a blueberry muffin

***azalea*** · 04-14-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Hey! I like sushi. I don't want it tainted with Gollum associations.

Well, it was just because of the raw fish thing (you know, how he eats raw fish). Could be raw rabbit I guess (eeeeeewwwww!)

galadriel88 · 04-14-2002, 03:20 PM

Your'e right FF. How about Applebee's Hershey's chocolate cake? That is to die for!

Legolas, hmmm...how about him? For some reason a strawberry smoothie keeps coming to mind, not quite sure why...

Arwen should be something with raspberries.

Renille · 04-14-2002, 03:44 PM

Gandalf- Just tea, thank you.

Eowyn and Eomer- Roasted hotdogs from a fire.

Arwen-She's the one I think of for salads

Galadriel- Sparkling white grape juice...don't ask...I don't know why it came to mind. But it did.

galadriel88 · 04-14-2002, 03:49 PM

Yes, sparkling apple juice please. Because I don't drink, so white wine wouldn't work. And a salad is better for Arwen than raspberries, I dunno why I thought of them...

Earenya · 04-15-2002, 01:22 PM

Yes, I agree w/ the Arwen-salad combo, and the Gandalf-tea

So of course,
Gimli- malt beer, red meat off the bone, heavy bread

TinuvielChild · 04-15-2002, 05:55 PM

Legolas = banana? why did i think that??
Sauron = licorice

GandalfTheWhite · 04-15-2002, 09:36 PM

the sauron licorice is a good idea but i think it has to be black licorice whips

gandalf would be a good bowl of pasta

gimli would be a foot long pizza

gollum would be cow tales(popular candy)

little hobbits - gummy bears

faramir could be a good dessert i suppose

***azalea*** · 04-15-2002, 09:42 PM

I picture Faramir's dish as more like wheat germ and yogurt or a cucumber and sprout sandwich. Maybe falafal.

Arathorn · 04-16-2002, 07:21 AM

I pictured Saruman drinking really viscuous, black espresso which he makes from his huge espresso maker under orthanc.

Grima looks like he always has a pitcher of prune juice for Theoden handy.

Tulkas2002 · 04-16-2002, 02:43 PM

hehehe

good one Arathorn - Prune Juice is perfect for Grima Wormtongue

cassiopeia · 04-19-2002, 07:17 AM

I think the Nazgul would be something disgusting, like offal.
Butturbur would be something with lots of fat, like deep fried chips and a hamburger.
Frodo would be melted chocolate

Renille · 04-19-2002, 11:36 PM

What's offal???? (Call me a stupid American!

)

Anyhow, I just thought of some more.

Beregond---cheese! (Don't ask, I don't know why)
Tree-beard- Miracle-Gro
Gollum-seaweed
Legolas-lefse. (Norweigan flat-potato bread...it's REALLY good! It reminds me of lembas.)

04-14-2002, 02:38 AM	#1
Tulkas2002 Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 11	Meals If the characters of Lord of The Rings had a dinner named after them, this is how it would probably turn out for them. Boromir = Big Steak Dinner with mashed potatoes Eowyn = probably a salad Galadrial = a sparkling wine Ciridan = A Crab Dinner If you think of any more dinners/drinks/desserts that would fit a Lord of the Rings character go ahead and add it on. __________________ For not we but those who come after will make the legends of our time. The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day!

04-14-2002, 09:16 AM	#3
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Eowyn -- a salad? No way, IMO. She would be a spicy dish . Maybe a spicy spaghetti dish (noodles=hair)? Sam would be roasted 'taters. Gandalf would be Bananas Foster (or some flaming dish like that). Wormtongue would be liver and spinach. Frodo -- hmm. Something that weighs heavily in the stomach. Maybe a dense bread? Gollum would be sushi, definately. Bilbo would be a tea-cake. Sauron would be something burned beyond recognition. Ham Gamgee -- a big pint o' lager Maybe Theodin would be like a few daqueris -- at first it seems harmless, but ends up kicking your you-know-what. Last edited by azalea : 04-14-2002 at 09:22 AM.

04-14-2002, 11:18 AM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Where's the BEEFCAKE??!! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 11:57 AM	#5
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Eowyn would be stuff from GNC to give her a strong but femine look __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-14-2002, 12:04 PM	#6
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hey! I like sushi. I don't want it tainted with Gollum associations. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-14-2002, 08:45 AM	#2
Lightice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 192	Merry & Pippin: Mushrooms!

04-14-2002, 01:43 PM	#7
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04-14-2002, 03:20 PM	#10
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Your'e right FF. How about Applebee's Hershey's chocolate cake? That is to die for! Legolas, hmmm...how about him? For some reason a strawberry smoothie keeps coming to mind, not quite sure why... Arwen should be something with raspberries. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-14-2002, 03:44 PM	#11
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Gandalf- Just tea, thank you. Eowyn and Eomer- Roasted hotdogs from a fire. Arwen-She's the one I think of for salads Galadriel- Sparkling white grape juice...don't ask...I don't know why it came to mind. But it did. __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

04-14-2002, 03:49 PM	#12
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Yes, sparkling apple juice please. Because I don't drink, so white wine wouldn't work. And a salad is better for Arwen than raspberries, I dunno why I thought of them... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-15-2002, 01:22 PM	#13
Earenya Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pinnath Gelin, formerly in Angaron... Posts: 228	Yes, I agree w/ the Arwen-salad combo, and the Gandalf-tea So of course, Gimli- malt beer, red meat off the bone, heavy bread __________________ O mor henion i dhu Ely siriar, el sila Ai! Aniron.... Tiro! El eria e mor I 'lir en el luitha 'uren Ai! Aniron... FRODO LIVES!

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04-15-2002, 09:36 PM	#15
GandalfTheWhite Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 297	the sauron licorice is a good idea but i think it has to be black licorice whips gandalf would be a good bowl of pasta gimli would be a foot long pizza gollum would be cow tales(popular candy) little hobbits - gummy bears faramir could be a good dessert i suppose __________________ "Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council." -Gandalf The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say. "He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom." -Gandalf "A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days: the Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong." -Gandalf

04-15-2002, 09:42 PM	#16
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	I picture Faramir's dish as more like wheat germ and yogurt or a cucumber and sprout sandwich. Maybe falafal.

04-16-2002, 07:21 AM	#17
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I pictured Saruman drinking really viscuous, black espresso which he makes from his huge espresso maker under orthanc. Grima looks like he always has a pitcher of prune juice for Theoden handy. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-16-2002, 02:43 PM	#18
Tulkas2002 Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 11	Prune Juice hehehe good one Arathorn - Prune Juice is perfect for Grima Wormtongue __________________ For not we but those who come after will make the legends of our time. The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day!

04-19-2002, 07:17 AM	#19
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I think the Nazgul would be something disgusting, like offal. Butturbur would be something with lots of fat, like deep fried chips and a hamburger. Frodo would be melted chocolate __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

04-19-2002, 11:36 PM	#20
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	What's offal???? (Call me a stupid American! ) Anyhow, I just thought of some more. Beregond---cheese! (Don't ask, I don't know why) Tree-beard- Miracle-Gro Gollum-seaweed Legolas-lefse. (Norweigan flat-potato bread...it's REALLY good! It reminds me of lembas.) __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)