License plates

Nariel Starfire · 05-31-2002, 01:15 PM

I got to thinking of this the other day at work. What would the LOTR characters have on their license plates? I'd like to go for actors as well at the characters themselves. For example:

Orlando Bloom's license plate might say : I'd rather be skydiving.
Whereas
Legolas's might say: I'd rather be treeclimbing.

I'll start off with Thorin, who's license plate would, I think, say

I'd rather be dragon-slaying.

cassiopeia · 06-01-2002, 01:45 AM

Arwen: I'd rather be sewing

Sam: I'd rather be gardening

Pippin: I'd rather be drinking a pint

Lizra · 06-01-2002, 08:34 AM

Strider "I rather be hunting orc"

Starr Polish · 06-01-2002, 12:12 PM

Isn't that supposed to be bumper sticker?

Strider: Still Not King (thanks Cassie Claire)

Lizra · 06-01-2002, 01:28 PM

OK,OK Pipen...I DIDN'T DO IT

Mordomin · 06-02-2002, 10:34 AM

Frodo:
License Plate: "9 FINGRS"
Bumper Sticker: "Don't leave home without IT"

Earendil:
Bumper Sticker: "My other Vehicle is Vingilot"
Bumper Sticker on Vingilot: "Valinor or Bust"

Gandalf:
License Plate: "ISTARI 1"
Bumper Sticker: "A habit of the old, we choose the wisest to speak to...AND YOU AIN'T IT!"

Feanor:
License Plate: "JWL MAKR"
Bumper Sticker: "I may be an Exile, but I can go back. You're Ugly no matter WHERE you are"

Bilbo:
License Plate: "BARLRIDR"
Bumper Sticker: "The Road goes ever on and on"

Elwing:
License Plate: "1SILMARL"
Bumper Sticker: "Honk if you like Swans"

Gimli:
License Plate: "LCKBEARR"
Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be hewing orc necks"

Legolas:
License Plate: "GRNWOOD2"
Bumper Sticker: "Keep blowing your horns...I'm reloading"

Cirdan:
License Plate: "GRYHAVN1"
Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be sailing"

Aragorn:
License Plate: "LNDLHEIR"
Bumper Sticker: "Numenoreans do it Longer"

Mordomin:
License Plate: "BLK HRT"
Bumper Sticker: "Let's face it - Chicks dig the Elf!"

Treebeard:
License Plate: "FANGORN1"
Bumper Sticker: "Honk if you're Huorn-y!"

Durin the Deathless:
License Plate: "GLD DIGR"
Bumper Sticker: "A Mine is a terrible thing to waste"

Finrod Felagund:
License Plate: "CAVEHEWR"

Elrond:
License Plate: "HALF LVN"
Bumper Sticker: "My Daughter is an Honor Student at Lothlorien Middle School"

Theoden:
License Plate: "HORSELRD"
Bumper Sticker: "Wizards are Wise, but Helm's Deep"

Bandobras Took:
License Plate: "BLLROARR"
Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be Golfing"

Arwen:
License Plate: "QUEEN 2B"

Lizra · 06-02-2002, 10:59 AM

Oh man, Mordomin, I love your stuff!

Spock · 06-02-2002, 12:30 PM

Well all I can say is the main characters all have their own custom name plates in most states. I've tried more than once to get such a special plate but whatever name, place etc. I select is always already used. The license frame would have to contain the sayings mentioned here.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-02-2002, 02:08 PM

Gollum: SMEGOL

Gollum: It's not yours, it's ours, so LAY OFF THE HORN!

Laredith · 06-02-2002, 07:15 PM

Saruman:
License Plate: MNY COLORS
Bumper Sticker: I'd rather be on my palantir

Sauron
License Plate: ONE RING
Bumper Sticker: WANTED: one ring of power

Hope these are good!

Shadowfax · 06-02-2002, 11:16 PM

Funny stuff, you guys! I especially like Mordomin's "My daughter is an Honour Student at Lothlorien Middle School"!!
Unfortunately, I can't think of any of my own.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 05:26 AM

Sadly, neither can I, but those are funny!

Eldanuumea · 06-03-2002, 06:43 AM

I'm nowhere near as clever as some of you, but I had to at least give it a try:

Iluvatar
L.P.: NUMBER1
Bumper sticker: I write the songs that make the whole world sing

Feanor:
L.P.: SILMRLS
Bumper sticker: You'll pay for this, all of you

Witch-King
L.P.: BLKRIDR
Bumper sticker: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Cirdan
L.P.: SHPRITE
Bumper sticker: Join the navy and see the sundering seas

Arwen
L.P.: SHE-ELF
Bumper sticker: A stitch in time saved Gondor

Samwise
L.P.: ROSESMN
Bumper sticker: Win one for the Gaffer

Eowyn
L.P.: DRNHELM
Bumper sticker: Anything you can do, I can do better

Bilbo
L.P.: 2THIN
Bumper sticker: I'd rather be an elf

I tried!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 06:46 AM

Legolas:
LP: MIRKELF
Bumper sticker: I'd rather be shooting orcs

okay, really bad, i know...i tried

Carafin · 06-03-2002, 08:14 AM

I am hopeless at these so I will leave it to you experts and just make people mad by laughing and not telling what I'm laughing about

Nariel Starfire · 06-03-2002, 03:19 PM

actually, I meant the little license plate frames that say "I'd rather be..."
But anyway, these are really good. Much liked. No one's done Boromir yet, so...
License Plate: DADSBOY
Bumper Sticker: I'v got the horn AND YOU DON'T, so BUGGER OFF

Eldanuumea · 06-03-2002, 07:13 PM

Good one, Nariel!!!

afro-elf · 06-04-2002, 02:09 AM

morgoth:

EVIL 1

It's a black thing you wouldn't understand it.

Eldanuumea · 06-04-2002, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
morgoth:

EVIL 1

It's a black thing you wouldn't understand it.

alternate choice: "By any means necessary!"

afro-elf · 06-04-2002, 07:12 AM

alternate choice two ( maybe for sauron's black hand)

Black is Beautiful

05-31-2002, 01:15 PM	#1
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	License plates I got to thinking of this the other day at work. What would the LOTR characters have on their license plates? I'd like to go for actors as well at the characters themselves. For example: Orlando Bloom's license plate might say : I'd rather be skydiving. Whereas Legolas's might say: I'd rather be treeclimbing. I'll start off with Thorin, who's license plate would, I think, say I'd rather be dragon-slaying. __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis

06-01-2002, 01:45 AM	#2
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Arwen: I'd rather be sewing Sam: I'd rather be gardening Pippin: I'd rather be drinking a pint __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

06-01-2002, 08:34 AM	#3
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Strider "I rather be hunting orc" __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-01-2002, 12:12 PM	#4
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Isn't that supposed to be bumper sticker? Strider: Still Not King (thanks Cassie Claire) __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-01-2002, 01:28 PM	#5
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	OK,OK Pipen...I DIDN'T DO IT __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-02-2002, 10:34 AM	#6
Mordomin Enting Join Date: May 2002 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 56	License Plates and Bumper Stickers Frodo: License Plate: "9 FINGRS" Bumper Sticker: "Don't leave home without IT" Earendil: Bumper Sticker: "My other Vehicle is Vingilot" Bumper Sticker on Vingilot: "Valinor or Bust" Gandalf: License Plate: "ISTARI 1" Bumper Sticker: "A habit of the old, we choose the wisest to speak to...AND YOU AIN'T IT!" Feanor: License Plate: "JWL MAKR" Bumper Sticker: "I may be an Exile, but I can go back. You're Ugly no matter WHERE you are" Bilbo: License Plate: "BARLRIDR" Bumper Sticker: "The Road goes ever on and on" Elwing: License Plate: "1SILMARL" Bumper Sticker: "Honk if you like Swans" Gimli: License Plate: "LCKBEARR" Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be hewing orc necks" Legolas: License Plate: "GRNWOOD2" Bumper Sticker: "Keep blowing your horns...I'm reloading" Cirdan: License Plate: "GRYHAVN1" Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be sailing" Aragorn: License Plate: "LNDLHEIR" Bumper Sticker: "Numenoreans do it Longer" Mordomin: License Plate: "BLK HRT" Bumper Sticker: "Let's face it - Chicks dig the Elf!" Treebeard: License Plate: "FANGORN1" Bumper Sticker: "Honk if you're Huorn-y!" Durin the Deathless: License Plate: "GLD DIGR" Bumper Sticker: "A Mine is a terrible thing to waste" Finrod Felagund: License Plate: "CAVEHEWR" Elrond: License Plate: "HALF LVN" Bumper Sticker: "My Daughter is an Honor Student at Lothlorien Middle School" Theoden: License Plate: "HORSELRD" Bumper Sticker: "Wizards are Wise, but Helm's Deep" Bandobras Took: License Plate: "BLLROARR" Bumper Sticker: "I'd rather be Golfing" Arwen: License Plate: "QUEEN 2B" __________________ "Let's face it - chicks dig the Elf." - Sister Golden Hair Last edited by Mordomin : 06-03-2002 at 12:16 AM.

06-02-2002, 10:59 AM	#7
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Oh man, Mordomin, I love your stuff! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-02-2002, 12:30 PM	#8
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Well all I can say is the main characters all have their own custom name plates in most states. I've tried more than once to get such a special plate but whatever name, place etc. I select is always already used. The license frame would have to contain the sayings mentioned here. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

06-02-2002, 02:08 PM	#9
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Gollum: SMEGOL Gollum: It's not yours, it's ours, so LAY OFF THE HORN! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-02-2002, 07:15 PM	#10
Laredith Enting Join Date: May 2002 Location: Gondor...no seriously, I do. Posts: 64	Saruman: License Plate: MNY COLORS Bumper Sticker: I'd rather be on my palantir Sauron License Plate: ONE RING Bumper Sticker: WANTED: one ring of power Hope these are good! __________________ "You're rum little creatures, you humans." --Bree, from HHB ohh...and by the way... FRODO LIVES!!!

06-02-2002, 11:16 PM	#11
Shadowfax The Fleet-Footed Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: British Columbia Posts: 913	Funny stuff, you guys! I especially like Mordomin's "My daughter is an Honour Student at Lothlorien Middle School"!! Unfortunately, I can't think of any of my own. __________________ Jesus saved me "To remain ignorant of things that happened before you were born is to remain a child" (Cicero, 106-43 B.C.) "Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth" (Picasso)

06-03-2002, 05:26 AM	#12
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Sadly, neither can I, but those are funny! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 06:43 AM	#13
Eldanuumea Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mississippi Posts: 123	I'm nowhere near as clever as some of you, but I had to at least give it a try: Iluvatar L.P.: NUMBER1 Bumper sticker: I write the songs that make the whole world sing Feanor: L.P.: SILMRLS Bumper sticker: You'll pay for this, all of you Witch-King L.P.: BLKRIDR Bumper sticker: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Cirdan L.P.: SHPRITE Bumper sticker: Join the navy and see the sundering seas Arwen L.P.: SHE-ELF Bumper sticker: A stitch in time saved Gondor Samwise L.P.: ROSESMN Bumper sticker: Win one for the Gaffer Eowyn L.P.: DRNHELM Bumper sticker: Anything you can do, I can do better Bilbo L.P.: 2THIN Bumper sticker: I'd rather be an elf I tried! __________________ "Queen of Sweetness and Light!" - Mordomin

06-03-2002, 06:46 AM	#14
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Legolas: LP: MIRKELF Bumper sticker: I'd rather be shooting orcs okay, really bad, i know...i tried __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 08:14 AM	#15
Carafin Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The warm (or West) coast of Canada Posts: 150	I am hopeless at these so I will leave it to you experts and just make people mad by laughing and not telling what I'm laughing about __________________ Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo; a star shines on the hour of our meeting, - LotR (FotR) four be the things I'd be better off without, love, curiousity, freckles, and doubt Queen Guinevere? ... Though all to ruin fell the world, And were dissolved and backward hurled, Unmade into the old abyss, Yet were its making good for this, The dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea, That Luthien for a time shoud be ~ ~Beren: The Song of Parting

06-03-2002, 03:19 PM	#16
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	actually, I meant the little license plate frames that say "I'd rather be..." But anyway, these are really good. Much liked. No one's done Boromir yet, so... License Plate: DADSBOY Bumper Sticker: I'v got the horn AND YOU DON'T, so BUGGER OFF __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis

06-03-2002, 07:13 PM	#17
Eldanuumea Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mississippi Posts: 123	Good one, Nariel!!! __________________ "Queen of Sweetness and Light!" - Mordomin

06-04-2002, 02:09 AM	#18
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	morgoth: EVIL 1 It's a black thing you wouldn't understand it. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-04-2002, 07:12 AM	#20
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	alternate choice two ( maybe for sauron's black hand) Black is Beautiful __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

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