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"Luke is a Mentat!" and Other Star Wars Facts
Luke is a Mentat!
It must be true! Anyone else notice that he's got purplish lips in Return of the Jedi? Just like a mentat! I wonder where he keeps the mind-enhancing drug. Besides, he comes from a planet that could be re-named properly without anyone noticing: We could call it "Arrakis, Dune, Desert Planet." The New Source on Charmed There is a new source, yet none of the Hallowell sisters have figured it out, nor even known. Leo doesn't even know. But I do. It's Han Solo! Look at that evil, smug smirk of his. I'll swear he is a demon. Leia: The Missing Link of Evoloution She is! But not the Human missing link. The Bantha missing link. In A New Hope, her hair-do looks like the horns of a Bantha. This will totally shake the scientific foundation and the concept of Evoloution to it's roots: that Banthas and Humans are in fact more closely related than Apes and Humans. Darth Artoo Baggins Wicket was onto something when he was trying to see into Artoo's camera. He knew that Artoo was in fact a Hobbit, but more machine now than Hobbit, twisted and evil.
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yes, yes, you see now, why he's my campaing manager, because he's a genius, or insane, either way its brilliant
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Hahaha...some of the best laughs in a while
Humans and Banthas!
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Corellia--Why was it moved? There is evidence on the planet Corellia of a giant propulsion system that suggests the planet was moved. Why? There is no point! Why bother moving a planet when there are so many other perfect temperature terrestrial planets in your star system! Why disrupt the natural order of things. And besides, if it's the case that you were not well established, why bother moving something uninhabitable to make it habitable? It makes no sense! Anakin Needs Drugs It's obvious! First, there's his fits of rage (I never saw RotS, so I'm just going by what is obvious). He also is totally bipolar, and is subject to frequent stages of depression. And besides, he murdered a town of innocent sand people for no reason! What kind of senate lets him go free? He's a simple minded deranged murderer with FAS and an extra strand of DNA.
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Talk about a druggie, Palpatine, if you were judging by the first trilogy, you'd think he'd been on heroin for ages...
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Palpatine a Drug-addict/Throne Seperation Anxiety Palpatine is ugly! Look how much he changes from Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi. I think he needed a bit of a vacation to Hawaii. That's what happens when you're always indoors and on Heroin, as hectorberlioz pointed out. Dude, you've got enough power to be drunk with, and you don't need to pay high sums just to get something you already have! It's like sending the Spice to Kessel.
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That's a pretty good one. I'm sure that Yoda has to be caffiene-energized or something from what he was doing in AOTC and ROTS...
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Lol!
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i can see it now, yoda probably will get mountan dew to sponsor him for the lightsaber olympics, and then he'll get busted for illegal substances like red bull....
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Hmm...You should incorporate that into something that has an italics title. This thread isn't just for me to post this stuff.
I suggest: Mountain-dew Sponsored Yoda Hates Mountain Dew
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10-26-2005, 12:03 AM | #15 |
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How about someone funnier than me follows up with it?
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Huh?
I wish I could incorporate a space elevator into one of these somehow. It would make a good joke.
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Actually, all of those first Jedis must have been on something, because Luke and Vader can't seem to fight half as fast as they do with lightsabers...
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