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04-01-2011, 06:12 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Prepare to be enslaved!
Greetings, foolish mortals!
You are now all slaves of Mordor. Be content with your new life of slavery, ruthless exploitation and neverending sorrow! For many years we have been trying to take over this Entmoot-place and finally we have succeeded. It took us a while, though: Our orc-troups took a wrong turn in those blasted endless Teacup Café threads, the Balrogs took one peek at the 'do Balrogs have wings' debates and instantly developed an existential crisis (they may not have wings, but they sure have issues...) and our eastern allies got lost in the parking lot. But! It was frightfully easy to ensnare your mods and admins! (You'd think that people running Tolkien-boards would think twice about accepting shiny rings... Hah! I think not! Suckers!) We own your banner! Our fearless leader, the Witch-King, has ousted that silly Ent and has taken his rightful place to watch over this board. Bow down in worship, you worthless maggots! We own your mods! They look rather fetching in black. We will own your board! As soon as Nazgûl #3 learns how to work with this vbulletin software, that is, so we can erase that horrible pleasant green and change it to something gloomy and more fitting for a slave colony of Mordor, like say, black. And more black. And maybe a touch of grey if we're feeling adventurous. This may take a while, ring-craft was so much easier to learn. Unfortunately, uruk-hai aren't known for their tech-savvy either. I knew I should have gotten those Black Numenoreans when they were half-price in the local Evil Lord shop... Anyway! We own you! Mwahahahah!
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04-01-2011, 07:40 AM
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High King at Annuminas Administrator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Wyoming - USA
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First of all... I want everyone to know that my intentions... in accepting this ring I wear... were for the utmost good! I wanted to better our board by my use of it...
But now... Must... resist......
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My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!! |
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04-01-2011, 07:51 AM
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High King at Annuminas Administrator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Wyoming - USA
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It's no use.
Command me, X-Perry-Mint! How can I make this board more suitable for ... Number One?
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My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!! |
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04-01-2011, 01:30 PM
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Entmoot Attorney-General,
Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Posts: 3,891
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All shall love Nazgul #1 and despair!
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04-01-2011, 02:10 PM
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Fëanorophobic
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the pages of a book
Posts: 1,417
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 Nazgul? Here, in the Moot? About time... that banner was long due for a change if you ask me  |
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04-01-2011, 03:47 PM
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Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands)
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway)
Posts: 3,304
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*turns the new ring on her finger around and around*
*stares at it, fascinated* It's so pretty - so shiny - so pretty ...
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04-01-2011, 05:20 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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Evil dark lord Sauron is very evil, but... the ring had a little frog on it. How could anyone refuse?!
Nazgul #2... I mean Val, let's try and get those Easterlings out of the parking lot. Number One will not be amused if we've got no army to show for when he comes to inspect the newly conquered forum. Everybody else, look repressed and despairing.
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04-01-2011, 05:30 PM
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Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it.
Posts: 1,052
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I always knew we'd get in trouble because of your frogs. Such a good thing I'm still free...
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04-01-2011, 08:01 PM
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Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In trouble. As usual.
Posts: 4,674
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What the hell did I miss?
Step away from the ring, Val
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04-01-2011, 09:36 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
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and -I- couldn't resist the pretty black horses! So what that I have to wear a tattered robe? I get a pretty RING and a pretty HORSIE!!!!!
... and now I have a sudden urge for WORLD DOMINIATION!!!!! hehhehheheheheheheheh! *runs off to look for something evil*
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun!  Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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04-01-2011, 09:58 PM
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Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands)
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway)
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*runs after her*
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04-02-2011, 12:51 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
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*links hands with Varna and goes skipping away towards world dominiation*
Oh, wait - that doesn't look very evil ...  We need to do an evil stalk or something ... *does a slow, evil stalk with Varna in search of world domination and the other evil mods and admins* What's that - a frog in a tattered cloak? EvilEärniel must be close by!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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04-02-2011, 07:55 AM
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High King at Annuminas Administrator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Wyoming - USA
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Where issss Gordisss??? We want Gordissss.....
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My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!! |
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04-02-2011, 10:34 AM
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Cardboard Harp of Gondor 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ
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I said no, because I already have a green lantern ring.
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04-02-2011, 10:36 AM
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Cardboard Harp of Gondor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ
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Oops.... never mind. They got me too.
WORLD DOMINATION!!! ^_^ I mean..... World Domination, @#$@)es!! o(>.<)O |
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04-02-2011, 11:08 AM
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Elf Lady
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale
Posts: 8,588
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Where are the Hobbits when you need em eh?
 I refuse to look depressed. I won't be oppressed into anything, so there. Wait, that sounds a bit odd...
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04-02-2011, 11:39 AM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA
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04-02-2011, 01:40 PM
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Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands)
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Stalkers for World Domination!!! or ... errr ...
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04-02-2011, 02:09 PM
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Entmoot Attorney-General,
Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
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World domination ftw!
I'm gonna build me a lair in General Messages where I'll munch on saplings, hobbits and other n00bs
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04-02-2011, 06:01 PM
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Cardboard Harp of Gondor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ
Posts: 6,433
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I completely did not read the word n00bs correctly the first time and I did a (menacing) double-take. O_o
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to some Renee Fleming.... in an evil way. |
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