02-02-2005, 01:10 PM | #1 |
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Monty Python
i know we already have a couple of threads dedicated to monty python, so don't blame me if someone comes and locks it.
HERE IS WHERE WE SHALL COME TO TALK ABOUT MONTY PYTHON!!
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02-02-2005, 01:19 PM | #2 |
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Just how are we going to get back the Holy Grail from the French! Perhaps we need to lob a cow...always a good idea
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02-02-2005, 03:52 PM | #5 |
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"Your bloody arms off!" "No its not!" "Whats that then?" "Just a flesh wound, I've had worse! Come on then!" "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"
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02-02-2005, 06:53 PM | #6 |
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this is an ex-parrot, it has ceased to be
What is your name? King Arthur What is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? I don't understand, laden or unladen? african or european? Eh?, I dont know that! whaaaaaaa!! *splat* |
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To quote random lines...
"Kevin Phillips Bongggg. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed?" "Not at all. As I always say, 'climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every byway, 'till you find your dream. *singing* A dream that will last, just as long as you live... every day of your life, for as long as you live! Climb every mountain! Ford every stream..." *laughter* "A very brave Keving Phillips Bong there." - From Election Special Is anyone familiar with the Dead Parrot Sketch? This is one of Monty Python's most famous sketches. What do you think makes it so successful?
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..it's sorry this, forgive me that, now what are you doing?
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NOBODY expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
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02-02-2005, 11:42 PM | #11 |
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THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS
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02-03-2005, 01:04 AM | #13 |
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Here we go!
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02-03-2005, 03:52 AM | #16 |
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I love Monty Python... but I feckin' hate the oft' quoted Holy Grail. :grumpy:
Anyhoo... I've got two legs from the hips to the ground, And when I move them they walk around, And when I lift them they climb the stairs, And when I shave them they ain't got hairs. I've got two legs… *BLAM*
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nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what i mean
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"Well an African Swallow maybe, but not a normal swallow thats what I'm saying"
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I am a professional camel-watcher!
And how many camels have you seen? Well, none, actually. ??????????????? Well you see, there really aren't any camels in this area.
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