Favorite Line From Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Durin · 06-03-2002, 08:42 PM

What's yours. I have a couple.

As they approach the cave of the killer rabbit.

Arthur- "Alright, I'm going in. Keep me covered."

"With What?"

Arthur- "Oh, just keep me covered."

Tim- "To late, it sees you."

Arthur-"Where, behind the rabbit?"

Tim-"It is the rabbit."

LOL

Lelondul · 06-04-2002, 03:43 PM

Black Knight: Have at you!

Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.

Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?

Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have.

Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

afro-elf · 06-04-2002, 04:12 PM

i fart in your general direction

BeardofPants · 06-04-2002, 06:09 PM

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

And now for something completely different.

I'm having spam, spam, chips and spam.

Nein! No! Oh. NOT head of Gestapo AT ALL! I was not, I make joke!

NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

And now, Radio Four will explode.

I'd like to answer that question in two ways: firstly in my normal voice, and..

Dinsdale?

It's Eric the half a bee!

aldesign · 06-04-2002, 07:42 PM

French gard on top of castle, near end of outburst says:

"i fart in ur general direction,
ur mother was a hamster,
and ur father smelled of elderberries,
now go away u silly Author king,
or i shall taunt u a secound time!"

andy

emplynx · 06-04-2002, 09:15 PM

"I'm not dead yet"
______________________________-

"She turned me it to a newt!"
*pauses*
"It got better"

Garina · 06-05-2002, 05:14 AM

I will welease Woger!!!
I love that scene!

The Knights of Ni demand a sacrifice. We want... a shrubbery!!!

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

I love the Sir Robin song.

Monty Python rocks!!!

StrawberryIcecream · 06-05-2002, 05:25 AM

We are no longer the knights that say ni!

Starr Polish · 06-05-2002, 11:35 AM

After the head knight says the above line.
Random Knight: Ni?
Head Knight: SH!

Who are you?
I'm your sooon.
Not you, him!

Claenoic · 06-05-2002, 09:07 PM

The Lancelot scenes where he thinks that there's a princess to be rescued and he runs at one distance until he arrives. Fun stuff! (Pays dollar to sister)

aldesign · 06-06-2002, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
I will welease Woger!!!
I love that scene!

just to nit-pick

thats from Life of Brian.

andy

Bregalad · 08-09-2002, 04:38 PM

When the knights are riding, talking about going to Camelot, 3 of them say "Camelot!" in "isn't it amazing" voices, and Patsy says
"It's only a model!"

katya · 08-09-2002, 07:04 PM

i love all of the nights of ni all of the black night all the french parts and the whole movie but my newest thing i noticed that i liked was when lancelot comes in herbert or whatever his name is his room and he kills the one guard and the other one is trying to get it straight and he's like, "ok now you're not supposed to enter the- ahh!" i also like those two peasents who like to argue about politics.
"strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of govermnent!"

Bregalad · 08-09-2002, 09:08 PM

LOL! "Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me...."

StrawberryIcecream · 08-11-2002, 02:09 PM

scimitar? Thats a classic car. Is that what they meant? some watery tart threw a classic car at him?

BeardofPants · 08-11-2002, 04:54 PM

A scimitar is a curvy sword.

Sween · 08-11-2002, 07:09 PM

i love the whole conversation with the pesent where they live in a autonomus collective and the inviciable knight. 'ha victory is mine' 'no its not' 'ive choped your bloddy arm off' 'no you havent' ' what you call that then' 'tis but a scratch'

Draken · 08-11-2002, 09:14 PM

"She turned me into a newt...I got better"

StrawberryIcecream · 08-12-2002, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
A scimitar is a curvy sword.

Ah but its also a classic car! Belive me my dad has 2. well one's a wreck cos hes adopted it for restoration! ahahahhaha that was like a year ago..hang no, im not meant to be talking about this.

Monty python. yay. flying circus is cool. Holy grail is wicked. i like the flinging of the cow. and the monks with the woodne boards.

Draken · 08-12-2002, 07:48 AM

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

06-03-2002, 08:42 PM	#1
Durin Sapling Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 14	Favorite Line From Monty Python and the Holy Grail? What's yours. I have a couple. As they approach the cave of the killer rabbit. Arthur- "Alright, I'm going in. Keep me covered." "With What?" Arthur- "Oh, just keep me covered." Tim- "To late, it sees you." Arthur-"Where, behind the rabbit?" Tim-"It is the rabbit." LOL

06-04-2002, 03:43 PM	#2
Lelondul Swan-buggerer Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The rainy, grey north Posts: 69	Black Knight: Have at you! Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh? Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound! __________________ - Lelond, your friendly neighborhood Adan

06-04-2002, 04:12 PM	#3
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	i fart in your general direction __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-04-2002, 06:09 PM	#4
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! And now for something completely different. I'm having spam, spam, chips and spam. Nein! No! Oh. NOT head of Gestapo AT ALL! I was not, I make joke! NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? And now, Radio Four will explode. I'd like to answer that question in two ways: firstly in my normal voice, and.. Dinsdale? It's Eric the half a bee! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-04-2002, 07:42 PM	#5
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	French gard on top of castle, near end of outburst says: "i fart in ur general direction, ur mother was a hamster, and ur father smelled of elderberries, now go away u silly Author king, or i shall taunt u a secound time!" andy __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE!

06-04-2002, 09:15 PM	#6
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	"I'm not dead yet" ______________________________- "She turned me it to a newt!" pauses "It got better"

06-05-2002, 05:14 AM	#7
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I will welease Woger!!! I love that scene! The Knights of Ni demand a sacrifice. We want... a shrubbery!!! One that looks nice. And not too expensive. I love the Sir Robin song. Monty Python rocks!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-05-2002, 05:25 AM	#8
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	We are no longer the knights that say ni! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

06-05-2002, 11:35 AM	#9
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	After the head knight says the above line. Random Knight: Ni? Head Knight: SH! Who are you? I'm your sooon. Not you, him! __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-05-2002, 09:07 PM	#10
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	The Lancelot scenes where he thinks that there's a princess to be rescued and he runs at one distance until he arrives. Fun stuff! (Pays dollar to sister) __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers!

08-09-2002, 04:38 PM	#12
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	When the knights are riding, talking about going to Camelot, 3 of them say "Camelot!" in "isn't it amazing" voices, and Patsy says "It's only a model!" __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

08-09-2002, 07:04 PM	#13
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	i love all of the nights of ni all of the black night all the french parts and the whole movie but my newest thing i noticed that i liked was when lancelot comes in herbert or whatever his name is his room and he kills the one guard and the other one is trying to get it straight and he's like, "ok now you're not supposed to enter the- ahh!" i also like those two peasents who like to argue about politics. "strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of govermnent!"

08-09-2002, 09:08 PM	#14
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	LOL! "Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me...." __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

08-11-2002, 02:09 PM	#15
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	scimitar? Thats a classic car. Is that what they meant? some watery tart threw a classic car at him? __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

08-11-2002, 04:54 PM	#16
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	A scimitar is a curvy sword. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-11-2002, 07:09 PM	#17
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	i love the whole conversation with the pesent where they live in a autonomus collective and the inviciable knight. 'ha victory is mine' 'no its not' 'ive choped your bloddy arm off' 'no you havent' ' what you call that then' 'tis but a scratch' __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-11-2002, 09:14 PM	#18
Draken Elf Lord Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Durham, England Posts: 694	"She turned me into a newt...I got better" __________________ I'm beset by self-doubt ....or am I?

08-12-2002, 07:48 AM	#20
Draken Elf Lord Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Durham, England Posts: 694	Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away, away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. __________________ I'm beset by self-doubt ....or am I?