06-16-2006, 06:56 AM | #1 |
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
06-16-2006, 07:14 AM | #2 |
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Callin you out my friend!!!!
Well, how about one from you. Or, reply to your thread about how to make a society better.
One way to do that is not to be afraid, be honest and to speak your mind, I am waiting Mr. Elf.
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06-16-2006, 03:35 PM | #3 |
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My favorite conspiracy theory is that JFK was killed by LBJ's hired guns.
I think DaVinci Code is the silliest one. And the most likely conspiracy theory to be true I would say is that men invented monogamy and fidelity to gain control of the procreative process because they were tired of hearing their sisters' sons say you're not my father! |
06-17-2006, 02:37 PM | #4 |
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I'm only paranoid because they're out to get me!
I once saw an Onion title that said (and I paraphrase, workin' from memory) "JFK killed by CIA, FBI, Mafia, Castro, Soviets, Freemasons: President shot 237 times from 42 angles". That's my favourite conspiracy theory.
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06-18-2006, 01:19 AM | #5 |
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My favourite is where they never actually landed on the moon, and how they go into the how the shadows fall and **** to prove that it was filmed in a studio. *rofl*
Most annoying : any involving Princess @#$@ing Di's death Most realistic? Dunno. They're all hokey aren't they?
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06-18-2006, 07:48 AM | #6 |
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Remember, "the Templars have something to do with everything."
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06-18-2006, 11:07 AM | #8 |
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This topic is a conspiracy to conceal spamming.
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I think the Lunar landing studio theory is the silliest, wouldn't you get mad if you went to the moon and no one beleaved you?
*Grabs a donut* The most likely? The Templar finding Solomans treashure. (It's also my favorite )
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06-18-2006, 05:54 PM | #11 |
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... people's cheeks ... donuts ..... unbridled passion .... conspiracies ..... the moon ... outter space ...
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All this on a board about Hobbits, Wizards and other assorted characters.
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Speaking of which, I was watching stargate season 4 the other day and there's this really paranoid guy who thinks the govt is watching him and stuff, and when the main character in the show asked him about the faked moon landing, he was all like, no silly, that's all a coverup up to hide the real coverup! *rofl*
<edit> and we all know that tintin was the first man on the moon
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Really, admitting to have orchestrated something that have later become a subject to conspiracy theories, is also a way to get attention. Confessions that everything's a fake doesn't kill cryptozoology or conspiration theories that easily
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I get a kick out of all the "secret society" theories like Bilderberg and Skulls and Bones. My English teacher was totally into all of the conspiriacy stuff...
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06-19-2006, 09:41 PM | #19 |
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Speaking of conspiracy theories, apparently you can now have your very own...
BLOOD SACRAMENT DAGGER OF THE SECRET JESUIT PRIESTS Read the description for the item. High-larious! And this fellow apparently got his hands on seven of these babies. EDIT: If you poke around, turns out this fellow has ceremonial daggers used by Goreans, too!
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06-20-2006, 09:07 AM | #20 |
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I recall a lady stating the Kennedy's were actually the Romanov's come to America.
Wow, I did know that they confessed about Nessie. I guess that would have been great if true. Oh, the face on Mars. That is a nice one. Do the fake moon landing people think all satellite photos weather info etc... is fake?
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 06-21-2006 at 08:23 AM. |
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