05-25-2003, 09:44 PM | #1 |
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worst song ever written
The worst songs are taking over the radio and are constantly getting stuck it our heads. I think that Avril and all those annoying pop stars are aliens using there get-caught-in-your-head-while-you-try-to-sleep singing powers to take over our minds and turn us into Avril CD buying ZOMBIES!!!! Obviously The worst song ever written through my mind is anything Avril. So, what do you think is the worst song ever written?
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05-25-2003, 09:47 PM | #2 | |
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Worst song ever written? Any song that Celine Dion has warbled her way through Worst single song: Jake the Peg by Rolf Harris |
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05-26-2003, 12:55 AM | #3 |
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Maybe "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".
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05-26-2003, 03:12 AM | #4 | |
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So many to choose from... How 'bout "the Christmas Song" by Kevin Bloody Wilson? "
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05-26-2003, 05:05 AM | #5 |
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Any song Mariah Carey has managed to rape beoynd recognition. Oh and I can think of a few Beach Boys numbers that make me do my nut
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05-26-2003, 05:50 AM | #6 | |
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Rolf Harris looks classy compared to her Oh and I forgot my "favourite" California Dreaming by the Mamas and Papas. Grrrrr. |
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05-26-2003, 06:01 AM | #7 | |
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With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um Wherever I go through rain and snow The people always let me know There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle ... |
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05-26-2003, 06:06 AM | #8 | |
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I mean, c'mon Tie Me Kangaroo Down wtf is that all about? I've vowed that if I ever meet Rolf, I'm gonna shove his didjeredoo so far up his wobble board that he'll bleddin' look like Jake the Peg |
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05-26-2003, 09:08 AM | #9 | |
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05-26-2003, 03:17 PM | #10 |
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Oh no I did i typo in "Song" in the title!
Pink is awful. Sometimes I wonder how she made it so far. So far the only thing i can think of it she sold her soul to the Devil, in return Mr. D gives her lots of money and a boob job. Same thing goes for Avril and all those people that don't have a tread of musical talent in them. (especially Avril)
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05-26-2003, 06:20 PM | #11 |
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Sk8er Boi---Avril Lavinge
Every song by Britney Spears, *N Sync, Backstreet Boys, Nelly Furtado (except the song she did with Swollen Members) Christina Agulira (sp?) Eminem (except Lose Yourself), Norah Jones (that's her name right) and, like, a whole bunch of others.
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05-26-2003, 06:30 PM | #12 |
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Anything by Napam Death (gotta be heard to know why)
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05-26-2003, 06:44 PM | #13 |
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that jupiter song by Train SUCKED! all train songs suck...
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06-09-2003, 08:00 PM | #14 |
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Barry Manilow, Jimmy Buffet, Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, OTown. Those really stink
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Nelly Furtado "I'm like a bird" Ugh How bout that song "She f***ing hates me" very enlightening, eh
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Lets see songs i cant stand.....anything Avril...anything Good Charlotte.....oh i CANNOT STAND Norah Jones, or that new Kid Rock song with that chick....cant remember her name...
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There are so many songs I hate. Pretty much all of the songs popular today. Oh, to go back to the sixties...
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