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Elf Lord
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The Official Curse Composition Thread
Make Your Own Conflagrative Statement Here.
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08-30-2004, 12:48 PM
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Mootis per forum
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Do not be hasty. That is my motto. Now we'll have a drink and go to the Entmoot. |
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08-30-2004, 05:35 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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*BoP gets reading fer some blue cussin' then notices FM's comment*....
Oh poop. 
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08-30-2004, 06:16 PM
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Domesticated Swing Babe
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Reality
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Dag Nab it! Blasted piece of crud!
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08-30-2004, 06:57 PM
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Its really funny--one of my cousins, instead of saying something like holy crap goes "Thunder turtles!!" (is that from a movie? or am I just confusing myself more now...)
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08-30-2004, 07:01 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Give me your pants you yellow-bellied son of a balding rubber chicken!
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"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords |
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08-30-2004, 07:30 PM
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Domesticated Swing Babe
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Cheeses from France!!
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08-30-2004, 08:00 PM
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Cardboard Harp of Gondor 
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08-30-2004, 08:14 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Dec 2000
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When I was quite young, before I stopped using such terrible language, a phrase such as this might be possible to hear coming from me:
"Oh soap! Blast it! Cut that out you blockheady bumpersticker!"
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If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." Last edited by Lief Erikson : 08-30-2004 at 08:18 PM. |
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08-30-2004, 08:42 PM
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Quasi Evil
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Maryland, US
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Anyone remember blazing saddles?
GABBY JOHNSON: You get back here you pious candy-ass sidewinder. Ain't no way that nobody is gonna' leave this town. Hell, I was born here, an' I was raished here, an' dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me biscuit cutter.
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"People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." |
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08-30-2004, 08:48 PM
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Thief Queen of Entmoot
Join Date: Jan 2004
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my personal fav: oh, booger-snots!
or, crapcrapcrapcrapCRAP! (very inventive, i know  ...
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08-30-2004, 08:52 PM
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Elf Lord
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If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." |
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08-30-2004, 09:07 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
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How about "Beak You"
. My english/history teacher from 6th grade got that from someone saying that birds beak you rather than peck you. He said you could start another curse word with that.
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08-31-2004, 06:11 AM
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The Original Corruptor
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08-31-2004, 06:39 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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08-31-2004, 03:49 PM
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The Blobbit
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This little beauty came up in conversation.
Oh blimey jings!!! 
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08-31-2004, 04:42 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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We need to get Gaffer in here - he prob. has some good Scots talk.
(I imagine he's too busy changing Angus' diapers right now!)
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08-31-2004, 05:17 PM
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Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008
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Since I'll never use God's name in vain, why not Bach's? for the love of Bach, just shut up!!!
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08-31-2004, 05:22 PM
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Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?". Interested in C.S. Lewis? Visit the forum dedicated to one of Tolkien's greatest contemporaries. |
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08-31-2004, 06:07 PM
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Elf Lord
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How aboutAwa' an bile yer heid! (Go and boil your head). Nice to see you back, HB! More later.... |
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