03-12-2004, 07:50 AM | #1 |
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What if an elf gets to marry a hobbit?
i'm just wodering...what would it be like if an elf gets to marry a hobbit? how would they're "children" look like? how would they be called? elfbits?
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03-12-2004, 10:39 AM | #2 |
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03-12-2004, 12:19 PM | #3 |
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LOL. It probably would work. If it did happen the baby would probably be deformed. Say for instance a Male Elve got it on with a female hobbit, her womb wouldnt be big enough to hold the baby.
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03-12-2004, 01:40 PM | #4 |
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Didn't Rana have a story about an elfit, or something? Ring a bell with any of the older members?
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03-15-2004, 04:56 AM | #5 |
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Oh I remember RE's elfit. She and FrodoFriend wrote a story about one on their spin-off messageboard. FrodoFriend has a pretty good fan fiction about it on fanfiction.net that takes place at the end of the Northern Kingdom.
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What's her ff.net name? Or the link to the story. I'd like to read it.
Elfbits... heh heh.
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03-15-2004, 05:43 AM | #7 |
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She writes under the name MauraMellon or Mauramellon. The story is called 'nyareone' or something similar. Last time I checked it was still unfinished.
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03-17-2004, 06:05 AM | #8 |
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I would have thought it was obvious what a elf and hobbit's child would look like: a dwarf! The scary thing is, when you think about it, it makes sense.
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03-19-2004, 08:23 AM | #9 |
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Hmmm... I read a fic where Gilmi fell pregnant to Legolas (yeah... I know...) and the result was... Elanor!
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06-22-2004, 01:53 PM | #10 |
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theyed probally be called Holfs. and a kid could be Legodo. Legalos + Frodo
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06-22-2004, 08:19 PM | #11 |
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surely the children would be Hobbels
would they all have walking problems...? |
06-23-2004, 03:00 AM | #12 |
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well, i think they would have feet as those of hobbits but they wouldn't have walking problems because they'd walk and run swiftly and lightly as elves do.
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06-23-2004, 03:11 AM | #13 |
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i'm just wondering how their sleeping and eating habits would be if an elf gets to marry a hobbit.
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08-13-2004, 10:52 AM | #15 |
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Yeah but imagine it, a hobbit that gave birth to a child that was bigger than her!
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08-14-2004, 09:01 AM | #16 |
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now i could imagine that...lol
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08-18-2004, 08:52 AM | #17 |
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Now I know for a fact what a hobbit/Elf half breed would look like.
Its actually pretty famous and I am dissapointed that none of you know. It would obviously be, and I mean obviously, A Smurf! (except for the blue) |
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08-28-2004, 10:29 AM | #19 |
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Well yeah if they were just kids.
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08-29-2004, 06:19 PM | #20 |
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well maybe they start out hobbit size but just keep growing and growing until they are elf sized.
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