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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Umbridge
AAAARRGH!!! I can't stand that poor excuse for a human being! JKR did a great job with her, and I can tell because of my passionate hate for that monstrous creature.....
![]() So... besides the obvious "I hate her" statement, what did everyone think of Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge?
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Lady of Westernesse
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!)
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*kills Umbridge*
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Yada, yada, yada |
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Lady of Legends
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Missing. Reward if found.
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*spits at feet of umbridge Durin's bane killed*
Indeed.
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Tea Bag Queen
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood
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"hem hem"
ARGH!!!!! I hate her but she's brill! |
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
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Well I hated her gust and I always will. Still I would like to know what the centaurs did to her. But though I hate her and I will propably be booted off the thread for saying this but in a certen sense I did like her because every book needs a bad guy, I know Voldie is the bad guy but the world isn't didved into good people and death eaters. You need a few non-deatheater bad guys every now and then.
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RPG-aholic Psycho
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Final Fantasy
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Whatever the centaurs did to her, it wasn't enough.
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Tea Bag Queen
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood
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lol! I really want to know what they did to her! lol
I hope we find out in the next book. |
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im quite stupid
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cockermouth
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She was good and evil! I didnt quite get the whole Dementor sending thing i mean they are not exctally the most inconspicious of killers are they?
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Yeah I agree and besides if the Dismembers had got Dudly then come on how many Muggle doctors are gonna know whats happened to the him?
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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I hate her, I hate her, I hate her.....
She made life hard for poor Lupin and other Lycanthropes. She must die! I think she is a half blooded frog or roach thing and eserves a good can of woop **** from the centaures and the werewolves.
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vilnius, Lithuania
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Well, actually I really agree with Ron's idea to have her fed a starving blast-ended skrewts
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
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![]() She is so nasty and just, just, all around horrible person thing. I think she is a Percy type. Percy and Umbridge thats a match! ![]()
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Second Drawer Down
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*revives Durin's Bane's killed Umbridge*
Umbridge: Thank you! Lanelf: That's what YOU think... [The rest of this post has been censored because of its graphic and violent nature] Lanelf.
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Halkirk
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I hate her she is so mean to everyone
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Lover of all things orange and cheesy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt.
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She's one of those bad guys ya just love to hate! Don't like her at all, but then, I've never really gotten along with those Percy types, let alone an evil Percy type. But yeah, JK Rowling did a great job with her.
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Speaking of percy!
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Sapling
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Ohio
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OOoo.. the woman is evil. But I have a question, why was she so mean to everyone?! Wouldn't she just be horrid to Harry? Mabe I need to read OOTP again..
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Hobbit
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: The Pond
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Holy Cheese! ^-^
Nah, I hated her so much! A few times I had to stop reading beacuse I was getting really peeved off lol I guess, to some, that she is the type of character that you love to hate... I guess ^-^ *Lessien
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Enting
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Canada!
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Yes, she was horrid! Really terrible. I really hated her when she banned Harry, Fred and George from Quidditch!
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