12-18-2003, 09:53 PM | #1 |
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20 Things To Do When You See The Movie
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!" 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused.
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12-18-2003, 09:55 PM | #2 | |
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Re: 20 Things To Do When You See The Movie
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12-18-2003, 10:13 PM | #3 |
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lol those are great! I especially like the Mr. Anderson one. I think I'm gonna do that next time I go see it...
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12-18-2003, 10:14 PM | #4 | |
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12-18-2003, 10:18 PM | #5 |
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AH HA HA!!!! So hilarious!! Great ideas...I should definitely try some off these...
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12-18-2003, 11:25 PM | #6 |
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Lmao! Those are great!! And very great ideas. I like the 'thats what im Tolkien about' one! Its just cheesy enough to work! Thanks IR!
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12-19-2003, 12:45 PM | #7 |
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Freakin' hilarious!!! All of 'em are great, too many to list! Very creative!!!
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12-19-2003, 01:37 PM | #8 |
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Much appreciated, Insidious … your list belongs to that incredibly rare breed of web humor: namely, the funny kind.
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12-19-2003, 01:53 PM | #9 |
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21. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
22. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 23. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 24. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 25. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
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12-19-2003, 02:24 PM | #10 |
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lol, yeah deffinatly have to try some of those.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. Just to let you know that one does work My friend did it to me and i jumped out of my skin. and the "That's what i'm Tolkien about" I will deffinatly do! |
12-19-2003, 02:42 PM | #11 |
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hahaha hilarious
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12-19-2003, 04:51 PM | #12 |
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hahahaha nice job, ir
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12-20-2003, 11:47 AM | #13 |
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When the army is before the Black Gate use a fake french accent and say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries".
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Bring two half-parts of a coconut to the cinema, and when the Rohirrim/Faramir and the Gondorians start their ride, rise up and start clonking them together (feel free to start jumping around with horse-like movements and sing "brave Sir Faramir ran away" as well).
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12-20-2003, 12:35 PM | #15 |
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Falagar, when is the next time you're going to see RotK?
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12-20-2003, 05:42 PM | #17 | |
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These are all hilarious! Great job IR!
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12-20-2003, 06:35 PM | #18 |
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Lol hilarious IR! I'll be going to see it again, maybe I'll try a few of those...
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12-21-2003, 02:13 PM | #19 |
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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. _________________________________ And here I thought I was the only one to have such a warped idea. How about John Cleese as the Witch King of Angmar. "Where are you twits going? They're dead people! Dead! Dead! Dead! See! (picks up one of the Army of the Dead and bangs skeleton on a counter repeatedly). Then he sees the King of the Dead writing on Minas Tirith walls. WK: "What's that you wrote?" KotD: "It says, 'Mordor Army go Home.' " WK "No it doesn't, "It says 'Mordorites, they go the outs.' " (proceeds to give KotD a grammar lesson). "Now, write it on the wall 100 times." Elephant man orc sees Rohirrim perparing to charge, Witch King is facing him. He tries to tell the Witch King but is so scared he begins to stutter. Mordor soldiers collapse to ground laughing as Rohirrim rides over them. Also, how about a dialogue in the Dark Tower with the Witch King: Basil Fawlty Mouth of Sauron: Manuel strategizing the attack on Minas Tirith? Oh, and did anyone picture all the spear points falling off as Theoden rode across psyching up the Rohirrim? (Theoden= Eric Idle, Eomer=Michael Palin).
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