06-28-2007, 03:37 AM | #1 |
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Join the Wonderous Nation of Komraad!
Pronounced Koom-rahd, our new nation is in need of citizens!
YOU! Do you hate NOT living forever? Come to Komraad and you just might! Formed by Enriqo Englasias on a drug binge on an unclamed island in the Pacific Ocean, Komraad has been havoc on commercial sea trade because of the non-hostility agreement with the potent pirate force located in the same waters. It's 10th anniversary calls to the other people to the world to release their inner pirate and BECOME A CITIZEN! Tired of being WEAK? Come to Komraad and you can have the strength of TEN MEN! (Note: Strength of ten men may or may not be divided by ten.) Officers of State Our current El Primero Presidente is Troll's Bane, whom you all know from The Interwebs. The current Minister of Propaganda is Komradee K, but the full title of the office is Minister of Propaganda, Thought-Suggestion, and Orthodox Document Preparation and Distribution. Captain of the Secret Police and Grand Admiral of the Militia is Fire Boy, and is also the entire Militia. As you can see, we need more Officers, so the sooner you become a CITIZEN, the BETTER! APPLE PIE! SUV'S! COUGARS! FLAMING BOTTLES OF KY LUBRICANT! All these things are out there in the world, but I can tell you where they're not. KOMRAAD. So! Join KOMRAAD today in this special thread, and enjoy all the benifits of a KOMRAAD CITIZEN! You know all those things you hate? Komraad hates them too. Join now and help form the "Things You Hate" Army! (Props to our Slogan Master, Fire Boy.) Last edited by klatukatt : 06-28-2007 at 03:41 AM. |
06-28-2007, 03:50 AM | #2 |
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*patriotic music plays in the background*
And here's to the great being that feed us from capitalist oppression!
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06-28-2007, 04:22 AM | #3 |
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And here is our illustrious flag. |
06-28-2007, 04:33 AM | #4 |
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And our national magazine, here:
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