05-25-2002, 01:45 AM | #1 |
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Episode III title suggestions, anyone?
No one really knows what George Lucas will name Episode III right now (as far as my naive brain knows). Any suggestions, whether serious or farcical?
I just thought about: (farcical) "The Sith Strike Back" "Run, Yoda, Run!" "Return of Little Orphan Ani" (serious) "Birth of the Empire" "Republic's Decline" "The Jedi Massacre"
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05-25-2002, 02:07 AM | #2 |
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How about "Yousa Jedi eesa gonna die!"? I would smack George Lucas.
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05-25-2002, 05:25 AM | #3 |
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Got to be 'Revenge of the sith' or 'Rise of the sith' or 'Fall of the republic'
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05-25-2002, 02:48 PM | #4 |
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i think it would be a dark redemtion
it sounds realy cool to me!
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05-25-2002, 06:37 PM | #5 |
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Definately something like "The Rise of the Sith". I mean, it fits. A New Hope and Phantom Menace are both vague. ANH speaks of the rise of good, TPM the rise of evil. Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones are typical serial type titles, and ESB signifies rise of evil, AOTC of good (ok it really signifies the rise of evil as well, but at the time the good guys didn't know that, they thought the clones were good). Return of the Jedi is good, so Ep 3 needs a negative title, something about a specific character, just like ROTJ refers to the Jedi.
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05-25-2002, 06:50 PM | #6 |
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You know it's not going to be obvious. No one expected "Phantom Menace," and maybe 1 person predicted "Attack of the Clones," and even then probably as a joke.
"Fall of the Jedi" would be good in terms of the Jedi collectively and Anakin in particular, but I think it's too obvious for George to pick it.
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05-26-2002, 06:22 AM | #7 |
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I culled these from another site
The Emperor's New Clones Never Give A Saga An Even Break An Interview With An Empire Prequel Opportunity Citizen Lucas Walker: Jedi Ranger Ishtar Wars Straight To Video Heaven's StarGate Starmageddon Three Men And A Boba JIB (Jedi In Black) Droids: The Movie At Least It's Not Another Ewok Adventure A Special Wookiee Yom Kippur We'll Fix It In Post Focus Takes A Holiday Fall Of The Receipts Buffy The Empire Slayer Forced Entry Tron II Yo-da Man! No, There Is Another No Refunds! My Own Private Episode Obi-Wannabe A Force Full Of Dollars Shakes The Clone A Galaxy Far, Far, Fetched... Tatooine 90210 The Great Muppet Republic Bantha To The Future Teenage Mutant Jedi Warriors Talk To The Han! Alderaan Resurrecton Vader Tots! George Lucas' Jedi Babies The Prequel Has Landed Look Who's Skywalking Easy Money II Howard the Duck II Space: 1999 My Left Fett Fall Of The Retailers Dune II Honey, I Shrunk The Saga! David Lynch Presents: (Salacious)Crumb Star Whores: The Empire Sells Out X-Wings: Fight The Future The Quick And The Droid Prequel Weapon Fast Times At Coruscant High Rich Man, Poor Man Ugnaughts: Caravan Of Courage A Totally Organa Experience Jabba Nice Day There's A Saga Born Every Minute Bothan, Can You Spare A Dime? Twins 2000 Tales From The Dark Side II Another Last Emperor Romancing The Kaiburr Crystal Yak Face Returns SW-1 Heartbeeps II Hologramland Murders Rebel Without A Clone Labyrinth II Republic Fiction The Kenobi Kid: Part I Boushh To The Future Computer-Generated Country Bear Jamboree Revenge Of The Jawa Green Harvest Jedibusters The Last Action Figure Star Wars: A New Hype Deep Star Sith The Blaster In Betty Lou's Handbag Corellian Graffiti Grease III www.starwarsepisodeone.com Bossk To The Future Where Prequels Dare Threepio Amigos! Opening Weekend Fiasco Starshank Redemption That Producer Puppet is Extremely Lifelike Dark Side Story Nerdstock That Darn Wookiee! Disney's Hunchback Of Mos Eisley Laugh It Up, Fuzzball! Toy Story II The Kenobi Fried Movie Something Wicket This Way Comes Dack And Me Wedge Of Night Spaceballs II Sales Does Matter The Young Anakin Skywalker Chronicles I'm Gonna Get You, Saga
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05-26-2002, 07:46 AM | #8 |
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why does everyone have it in for the ewocks?
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05-26-2002, 10:18 AM | #9 |
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I don't. I think they're cute...
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05-26-2002, 11:08 AM | #10 |
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LOL! A Totally Organa Experiance!!!!
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05-26-2002, 11:31 PM | #13 |
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The Missing Episode
The Breaking of Anakin's Voice Jar Jar's Jarring Palpatine the Hero
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05-27-2002, 02:33 AM | #14 |
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Evil, thy name is Palpatine
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05-27-2002, 07:17 AM | #15 |
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if he wants a big audience he should just put Episode 3: Jar jars gonna die a horrid death
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05-27-2002, 03:18 PM | #16 |
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Episode III: Death to Jar Jar
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05-27-2002, 03:20 PM | #17 |
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Ep 3: Rise of the ewocks
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05-27-2002, 03:21 PM | #18 |
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Nooooo!!!
No cute furry things, please!!!
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05-28-2002, 01:32 AM | #19 |
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When Ewocks Go Bad
Episode Three: In Which The Ewocks Rise And Plot The Downfall Of Jar-Jar Binks (don't we all wish...*sigh*) -tano
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05-28-2002, 01:51 AM | #20 |
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Except that then there are cute furry teddybear like things going around killing Jar Jar--okay, so long as Jar Jar is gone, eh?
(I know, I know, I have something against cuteness....)
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