The worst sequels ever - go ahead and invent some!

Grey_Wolf · 06-20-2002, 01:06 PM

Die Hard IV: The Cloning of Hans Gruber And His Subsequent Revenge.

Highlander V: Now We Begin All Over Again.

Alien V: Ripley vs Ripley

just to begin with.

BeardofPants · 06-20-2002, 05:55 PM

Rush hour 3...
Sixth Sense 2... He can see live people!
A clockwork orange - the sequel - Alex goes bad... again!

afro-elf · 06-20-2002, 06:10 PM

there IS a die hard 4.

it was a straight to video release

there IS going to be a rush hour 3 also

Faramir · 06-20-2002, 06:48 PM

Titanic II-The Ghost Ship

Head for the hills!
The Land Before Time XXXX: We've run out of names
PokemonIV nuff said
LotR IV-The forgotten black rider

Jadera · 06-20-2002, 06:48 PM

Why invent...Disney's done it all already...

Dante's Peak 2: The Aftershock
Speed 3: Flight Control
Waiting to Exhale: We're still Waiting...

BeardofPants · 06-20-2002, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
there IS going to be a rush hour 3 also

I know. It was purely tongue in cheek. Damn America for stealing Jackie Chan!

cassiopeia · 06-20-2002, 10:00 PM

Jurassic Park 2 was very bad.
Godfather 3 (the second one was good) should never had been made.

(PS - BoP have you moved?)

BeardofPants · 06-20-2002, 10:04 PM

(No. Just got sick of my "location".)

***Khamûl*** · 06-20-2002, 10:31 PM

Cast Away 2 - He gets stranded on the island again just so we can find out what's in the stupid angel box.

Renille · 06-20-2002, 11:17 PM

Castaway 2 wouldn't be bad...as long there was another Wilson! That was so cool...that volleyball was my favorite character in the movie.

Yeah, anyway. My worst sequels

Star Wars Episode 0- Hpw EXACTLY was Anakin born?
Apollo 14- Houston, we have ANOTHER problem...

cassiopeia · 06-20-2002, 11:21 PM

Ooops, I didn't read the title properly.

How about:

Harry Potter, say 10, so his is in his 20's. Concept: Tries to use his magic to get girls.

Star Wars Episode -10000. Concept: Begining of universe where God must defeat evil. For some reason many light sabers and creatures who can't put together proper sentances are in it.

Grey_Wolf · 06-22-2002, 05:31 AM

Jurassic Park VI: Lets Go Back To the First Island And Do Some More Running And Screaming While Being Chased By T-Rexes.

BeardofPants · 06-22-2002, 06:29 AM

*Evil Imperial March music....*

Dum de dum...

2010: A Home Alone Odyssey

McCauley Culkin reprises his role as Kevin McAllister in a forgetable adaptation of Home Alone with Hal. Watch this scary munster take on the singing homicidal computer from "Hal".

aldesign · 06-22-2002, 07:15 PM

Jurassic Park IV is in planning stages.
ITS TRUE! ITS TRUE!
so nerrrrr

andy

***gdl96*** · 06-22-2002, 09:55 PM

I think there was a 2010 movie, a sequal to 2001.

Jurassic Park IV? As long as I can see cool dinosaurs running around and chasing people. Of course the plot will suck. But it will be fun. Dinosaurs are fun. (I was one of those dinosaur kids when i was little

)

***IronParrot*** · 06-22-2002, 09:58 PM

Star Wars Episode VII

***Khamûl*** · 06-23-2002, 12:30 AM

Blair Witch 3

cassiopeia · 06-23-2002, 01:36 AM

I can just imagine a scene in 2010:

Kevin: Open the door HAL
HAL: No
Kevin: Open the door
HAL: No, Kevin
Silence

There was a sequel to 2001: A Space Odessey, called 2010 (havn't seen it in years). There is also 2061 and 3001 books (A.C. Clarke is one of my favorite authors.)

Grey_Wolf · 06-23-2002, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cassiopeia
I can just imagine a scene in 2010:

Kevin: Open the door HAL
HAL: No
Kevin: Open the door
HAL: No, Kevin
Silence

There was a sequel to 2001: A Space Odessey, called 2010 (havn't seen it in years). There is also 2061 and 3001 books (A.C. Clarke is one of my favorite authors.)

I also have the entire Odyssey-quartet. A very good read, indeed.

BeardofPants · 06-23-2002, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grey_Wolf

I also have the entire Odyssey-quartet. A very good read, indeed.

Clarke was a good writer, but Kubrick definately added the edge to 2001 - something that 2010 was sorely lacking from.

(And yes there IS a 2010 sequel... but you obviously missed my pitiful attempt at humour, Gdl96....

)

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cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Ooops, I didn't read the title properly. How about: Harry Potter, say 10, so his is in his 20's. Concept: Tries to use his magic to get girls. Star Wars Episode -10000. Concept: Begining of universe where God must defeat evil. For some reason many light sabers and creatures who can't put together proper sentances are in it. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Evil Imperial March music.... Dum de dum... 2010: A Home Alone Odyssey McCauley Culkin reprises his role as Kevin McAllister in a forgetable adaptation of Home Alone with Hal. Watch this scary munster take on the singing homicidal computer from "Hal". __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 06-22-2002 at 06:33 AM.

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*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	I think there was a 2010 movie, a sequal to 2001. Jurassic Park IV? As long as I can see cool dinosaurs running around and chasing people. Of course the plot will suck. But it will be fun. Dinosaurs are fun. (I was one of those dinosaur kids when i was little )

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cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I can just imagine a scene in 2010: Kevin: Open the door HAL HAL: No Kevin: Open the door HAL: No, Kevin Silence There was a sequel to 2001: A Space Odessey, called 2010 (havn't seen it in years). There is also 2061 and 3001 books (A.C. Clarke is one of my favorite authors.) __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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