Ok,wot happens in the nxt 2 books??

Goldberry · 02-28-2002, 02:40 PM

Ok,I've read the hobbit,and I'm 3/4 through the fellowship and I've seen the film, so wot happens in the two towers and return of the king???PLEASE tell me, thanQ

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-28-2002, 02:48 PM

read them yourself

Finrod Felagund · 02-28-2002, 02:52 PM

Most people I know get mad at me if I tell them anything about an ending or a sequel, how can you ask?!?!? Read them!!!!!!!!!!!!

RosieCotton · 02-28-2002, 02:55 PM

Sorry Goldberry. You have to read them yourself. They won't be anywhere near as interesting if we just tell you. Sorry!
~Rosie~

Elf Girl · 02-28-2002, 03:02 PM

I'll tell you this- they're good. Really good. Go read them!!!

eowyn144 · 02-28-2002, 05:23 PM

yeah read them yourself. but slowly, very slowly or a lot of stuff will zoom right over your head.or maybe that was just me?

Strange-Looking Lurker · 02-28-2002, 05:55 PM

Tell you how the story goes? NO WAY!

sun-star · 02-28-2002, 06:00 PM

It would just be cruel... I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.

aldesign · 02-28-2002, 06:19 PM

I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.

sun-star

TRUE TRUE
amen to that

Elf Girl · 02-28-2002, 06:50 PM

Oh, and they're to complicated and you'ed miss the amazing writing

markedel · 02-28-2002, 06:53 PM

LOL

That was amusing

Nariel Starfire · 02-28-2002, 07:12 PM

I'm one of the few people that likes a story spoiled for me. THat way I can enjoy the journey, and not just sit around waiting for the end. But, since most of the people here aren't that kind, I can only tell you the end if you e-mail me.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 02-28-2002, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by eowyn144
yeah read them yourself. but slowly, very slowly or a lot of stuff will zoom right over your head.or maybe that was just me?

Happened to me too, but now that I'm reading it again, I'm catching stuff I missed-it's great! But, yes, Goldberry, I agree, you must read them yourself, and have fun! I wish I could read them for the first time again, just for the suspense!

RosieCotton · 03-01-2002, 11:13 AM

I know its tempting, but you won't enjoy it nearly as much if we just tell you. Our words couldn't do the book justice.
~Rosie~

olsonm · 03-01-2002, 07:21 PM

As Frodo and Sam journey through the dead marshes Frodo looks in the water and sees the ghost of Gandalf who says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." Meanwhile, the relations between elves and dwarves improves as Gimli teaches Legolas a secret dwarf chant, "Hi Ho Hi Ho....." Merry and Pippin are chased by the evil monster Treebeard through his giant garden when suddenly the Jaberwocky bursts in, but that's the best part of the book and I can't give it away!

Elf Girl · 03-01-2002, 08:38 PM

lol...very funny. Goldberry, don't listen.

markedel · 03-01-2002, 08:52 PM

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/book/

Go here for a lovely E-text version of lord of the rings covering the entire story up to the end of book 5...

Laurelyn · 03-02-2002, 12:27 PM

Very funny, olsonm.

If you want to know, Goldberry, there are plenty of synopsises (sp?) out there, and condensed versions, but none of them can do justice to Tolkien's work. I couldn't do justice to it either, so I'm not even gonna try.

Glorious Glorfindel · 03-02-2002, 12:31 PM

ha ha!
that link is VERY funny Markedel!
i like the way the second book is called the 2 towels!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RosieCotton · 03-02-2002, 01:00 PM

Funny, markedel. The Felonship of the Ring, the Two Towels, and the Return of the Kink. And I thought I had too much time on my hands.....
~Rosie~

02-28-2002, 02:40 PM	#1
Goldberry Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: England Posts: 5	Ok,wot happens in the nxt 2 books?? Ok,I've read the hobbit,and I'm 3/4 through the fellowship and I've seen the film, so wot happens in the two towers and return of the king???PLEASE tell me, thanQ

02-28-2002, 02:48 PM	#2
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	read them yourself __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-28-2002, 02:52 PM	#3
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Most people I know get mad at me if I tell them anything about an ending or a sequel, how can you ask?!?!? Read them!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

02-28-2002, 02:55 PM	#4
RosieCotton Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Hobbiton...no wait.... Posts: 263	Sorry Goldberry. You have to read them yourself. They won't be anywhere near as interesting if we just tell you. Sorry! ~Rosie~ __________________ Fortune rides like the Sun on high With the fox that makes the ravens fly Luck his sould, the lightning his eye He snatches the moons from out of the sky.

02-28-2002, 03:02 PM	#5
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I'll tell you this- they're good. Really good. Go read them!!! __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

02-28-2002, 05:23 PM	#6
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	yeah read them yourself. but slowly, very slowly or a lot of stuff will zoom right over your head.or maybe that was just me? __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-28-2002, 05:55 PM	#7
Strange-Looking Lurker Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OK, USA Posts: 213	Tell you how the story goes? NO WAY! __________________ <hr>Check out my site: www.christianjugglers.org

02-28-2002, 06:00 PM	#8
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	It would just be cruel... I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.

02-28-2002, 06:19 PM	#9
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	I couldn't do that to my worst enemy. sun-star TRUE TRUE amen to that __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE!

02-28-2002, 06:50 PM	#10
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Oh, and they're to complicated and you'ed miss the amazing writing __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

02-28-2002, 06:53 PM	#11
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	LOL That was amusing __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

02-28-2002, 07:12 PM	#12
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	I'm one of the few people that likes a story spoiled for me. THat way I can enjoy the journey, and not just sit around waiting for the end. But, since most of the people here aren't that kind, I can only tell you the end if you e-mail me. __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis

03-01-2002, 11:13 AM	#14
RosieCotton Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Hobbiton...no wait.... Posts: 263	I know its tempting, but you won't enjoy it nearly as much if we just tell you. Our words couldn't do the book justice. ~Rosie~ __________________ Fortune rides like the Sun on high With the fox that makes the ravens fly Luck his sould, the lightning his eye He snatches the moons from out of the sky.

03-01-2002, 07:21 PM	#15
olsonm Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: minneapolis MN Posts: 920	I'll tell!!! As Frodo and Sam journey through the dead marshes Frodo looks in the water and sees the ghost of Gandalf who says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." Meanwhile, the relations between elves and dwarves improves as Gimli teaches Legolas a secret dwarf chant, "Hi Ho Hi Ho....." Merry and Pippin are chased by the evil monster Treebeard through his giant garden when suddenly the Jaberwocky bursts in, but that's the best part of the book and I can't give it away! __________________ Gandalf lives...oh and Frodo too. Haldir Lives!!!

03-01-2002, 08:38 PM	#16
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	lol...very funny. Goldberry, don't listen. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

03-01-2002, 08:52 PM	#17
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/book/ Go here for a lovely E-text version of lord of the rings covering the entire story up to the end of book 5... __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-02-2002, 12:27 PM	#18
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Very funny, olsonm. If you want to know, Goldberry, there are plenty of synopsises (sp?) out there, and condensed versions, but none of them can do justice to Tolkien's work. I couldn't do justice to it either, so I'm not even gonna try. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

03-02-2002, 12:31 PM	#19
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	ha ha! that link is VERY funny Markedel! i like the way the second book is called the 2 towels! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

03-02-2002, 01:00 PM	#20
RosieCotton Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Hobbiton...no wait.... Posts: 263	Funny, markedel. The Felonship of the Ring, the Two Towels, and the Return of the Kink. And I thought I had too much time on my hands..... ~Rosie~ __________________ Fortune rides like the Sun on high With the fox that makes the ravens fly Luck his sould, the lightning his eye He snatches the moons from out of the sky.

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