02-04-2003, 03:06 AM | #1 |
Sapling
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The Shepards of the Trees are upon me
My dad is cutting down trees around my house to make room for a garden.(I live in the middle of a forest) This garden is going to be a very large garden, so he has to cut down an ass load of trees. So I come home, not knowing what he has done and walk up to him. He's singing, "OOOOHHHH, I'm a lumberjack and that's OK, I drink all night and I work all day!!" I scream at him, "WTF are you doing? The Ents will rip our arms off!" He says, "**** those whinny ants and their thoraxes!" I reply, "Ents, not ants! Don't you understand?!" So now I'm hiding in my house, waiting for the day to come when my house is torn apart by Ents. I'm scared. HELP!
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02-04-2003, 03:10 AM | #2 |
Sapling
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It's okay, just throw a Palantir at them when they come.
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02-04-2003, 03:17 AM | #3 |
Sapling
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Ok! *grabs bowling ball*
Err... you wouldn't happen to have any liquid fire with you, would ya? |
02-04-2003, 10:12 AM | #4 |
Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Um, what is the purpose of this again?
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02-04-2003, 10:53 AM | #5 |
Elven Warrior
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I doubt there is one
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02-04-2003, 11:21 AM | #6 |
Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Y'know, that's the same thing I was thinking!
I wonder if those two have the same IP...
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
02-04-2003, 12:39 PM | #7 |
The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain
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sillies
PADLOCK! P.S. nice call, GW, they are the same person--or at least the same computer
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