08-30-2002, 02:29 AM | #1 |
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Most Likely Predictions
Okay, this is an awards thread, where we predict what mooters will get up to in the not so distant future. I'll go first.
Jersey Devil - Most likely to become an axe murderer. Anduril - Most likely to die a painful death after a run in with the Pope driving a taxi. Arathorn - Most likely to be battered in the head by fellow mooters after they've gotten annoyed with him for beating around the bush regarding his love life. Blackheart - Most likely to tally more marriages than any of us. Will also go on to become the proud winner of the prestigious "most pedantic git ever in the history of pedantic gits, second only to Jesus" award. EG - Most likely to stick herself with a rouge sword from her collection. (Unbeknownest to her, it was made by Eol himself.) Rogue Elf - Most likely to become Satan reborn. If she doesn't die of ring worm. Olsonm - Most likely to die of skin cancer because he visited New Zealand, and forgot to wear sunblock. (Let that be a lesson to you all.) And if he manages to survive the cancer, he will go on to develop a debilitating mental disorder. Cassiopeia - Most likely to go insane, while trying to convince herself that John Lennon IS still alive... in her bathroom. (The fact that Elvis talks to her from down the toilet is another matter....) HOBBIT - Most likely to be forevermore stuck in the guise of a midget. SGH - Most likely to discover a portal to middle earth, where she will shack up with a certain elf... Khamul - Most likely to get abducted by aliens while waiting for the one and only traffic light in his town to go green. Afro-Elf - Most likely to drive himself perennially insane while trying to convince himself that Arwen IS his paramour. Will then go on to become a reknown (mad) scientist; will also drive all his colleagues potty. LuthienTinuviel - Whatever she's most likely to do, she's already there.... Sween - Most likely to kill himself when he realises that Dirk Diggler did it better. Bmilder - Most likely to come out of the closet.... as a cheerleader. Tessar - Most likely to come out of the closet. Lizra - Most likely to go off on a hunt for entwives after reading the Entmoot Male Calendar (tm) and going blind. Azalea - Most likely to stalk Viggo, and steal his underpants. G88 - Most likely to have an affair with George Bush during her internship.
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08-30-2002, 02:59 AM | #2 |
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LOL
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
08-30-2002, 05:11 AM | #3 |
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*clutches stomach while rolling over the floor laughing hysterically*Neh neh neh! Good ones!
BeardofPants - Most likely to be arrested and condemned to life long community service for releasing several thousand stampeding sheep into the the kindergarden for extremely noicy kids next door.
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08-30-2002, 05:11 AM | #4 |
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very funny. and what prey tell is BoP most likely to do? Declare war on PJ?
I think JD is most likly to pettition for new jersey to become a seperate country.
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08-30-2002, 07:17 AM | #5 |
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Oh, I can't believe I forgot about Earniel!
Earniel - Most likely to discover a means of controlling the weather so that she can send tidal waves to people that annoy her.
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08-30-2002, 08:12 AM | #6 |
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Hey! I want Vigo's underpants!
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08-30-2002, 08:43 AM | #7 | |
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Elenka: Most likely to kill me. Also very likely to actually succeed in life, unlike some of us; of course, that's assuming she doesn't move in next to me at the mental hospital.
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08-30-2002, 08:51 AM | #8 |
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earniel
During a freak frog kissing incident she gains the power to turn water into chocolate.
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 08-30-2002 at 08:57 AM. |
08-30-2002, 08:53 AM | #9 |
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Blackheart finds true happiness with a migical talking bunny called skittles who has issues with alchol
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08-30-2002, 08:57 AM | #10 |
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BoP, you also forgot ME.
And Laurelyn said I might actually succeed!!! I would like to hear your side of that issue
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*goes off to find suitable frog*
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08-30-2002, 11:45 AM | #12 |
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Highly amusing.
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08-30-2002, 01:02 PM | #13 |
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i don't know weather to take mine as a compliment or not!
hmm BoP: most likey to find Jimmy Hoffa in cassiopia's Bathroom..
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08-30-2002, 01:24 PM | #14 |
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Sween likely to out pace afro-elf and dwarven sen as worst typist on the moot.
Blackheart voted most loveable dark overlord ( fill in the blank with 98% of female mooters here) will be arrested for stalking Orlando, Elijah or Viggo
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
08-30-2002, 01:29 PM | #15 |
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Mine are not typos they are simply the way i think words are spelt
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08-30-2002, 01:44 PM | #16 |
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This is a thread of levity. Chill my 1/8 brother.
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
08-30-2002, 07:21 PM | #17 | |
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Re: Most Likely Predictions.
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BeardofPants - Visits Minnesota. Unfamiliar with our winters she develops frostbite. Driven insane (well, more insane anyway) she embarks on a life of crime as Frostbite! Mistress of Doom. Or at least that's what she'll tell her visitors at the mental institute.
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08-30-2002, 08:10 PM | #18 |
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I just thought of more...
When A-E attempts to publish his (crackpot) theories in reputable journals, nobody will be able to understand them... not because of the complicated ideas, but because of all the typos. Menelvagor - Most likely to blink out of existence due to an unfortunate incident involving an anomaly in the time-space continuum, when she crosses her wires accidentally with her avatar.
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08-30-2002, 08:54 PM | #19 |
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Well.....I don't think I'LL be stalking anyone in the near future.
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