04-03-2003, 11:31 PM | #1 |
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The Official UN-Offficial Entmoot Coconuts and Amazons Thread
-puff puff- Sorry for taking so long [IanMckellan]I was delayed.[/IanMckellan]
Anyway, carried over from a rather off-topic discussion in the Iraq Thread, this is the One, the Only, Thread for Coconuts and Amazons! Enjoy!
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04-03-2003, 11:37 PM | #2 |
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Jeeze..I should have never made that comment. LoL...
P.S. Your pm box is full AGAIN!
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04-03-2003, 11:51 PM | #3 |
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Yech, silly PM limit! Will clear out some more.
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04-04-2003, 12:00 AM | #4 |
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are standing all in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist That's what the showman said. I've got as lovely bunch of coconuts, There they are standing all in a row. There stands my wife The idol of my life Shouting "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch." Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch." Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch." Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, A penny a pitch." Had to be done |
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Okay, just finished grabbing together all the Coconuts and Amazons:
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P. S. It was, sadly, necessary to remove the emoticons, so they do not appear in this edition.
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04-04-2003, 02:05 AM | #6 |
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heehee - thanks, Gwai! I also posted something on the women's thread re coconuts and underwire bras, so take your pick, people!
I've never worn one of those coconut thingies - are they real coconuts, wahine?
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04-04-2003, 02:41 AM | #7 |
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so are coconuts easy to get off with one hand? just wondering.... no special reason....
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04-04-2003, 03:02 AM | #8 |
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I can see why men like coconuts - so nice & firm on the outside, with yummie juice on the inside & once you get the 'shell' off the flesh is so soft & creamy............
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04-04-2003, 08:22 AM | #9 |
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'been thinking of this - maybe Coconut Ent knows something the rest of you don't
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Hard and hairy on the outside.........but full of smooth creamy sweetness on the inside, if ya can crack their shell |
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And hun - ye don't have to crack a shell to get to the creamy bits *ahem*
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OK, I was not gonna mention anything about temptation leading to the juice becoming more, erm, juicy & easily extractable. I'm not gonna mention anything about climbing the tree (stump) to get to the ripest nuts and I'm sure as hell not gonna say a thing about the best methods to extract the juice (without using a straw)
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04-04-2003, 01:57 PM | #15 |
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personally i prefer grapefruits
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04-04-2003, 05:49 PM | #18 |
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Cool. Danny Kaye rocks!
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04-04-2003, 10:22 PM | #19 |
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"Are the coconuts real"
Sometimes yes, sometimes no...depends on who runs the Luau, I stopped interacting... Sick of tourists saying "Ohhhh, a native!"
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04-04-2003, 10:41 PM | #20 |
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Oh, I know. Down with Tourists!
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