02-28-2002, 02:40 PM | #1 |
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Ok,wot happens in the nxt 2 books??
Ok,I've read the hobbit,and I'm 3/4 through the fellowship and I've seen the film, so wot happens in the two towers and return of the king???PLEASE tell me, thanQ
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02-28-2002, 02:48 PM | #2 |
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read them yourself
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02-28-2002, 02:52 PM | #3 |
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Most people I know get mad at me if I tell them anything about an ending or a sequel, how can you ask?!?!? Read them!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-28-2002, 02:55 PM | #4 |
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Sorry Goldberry. You have to read them yourself. They won't be anywhere near as interesting if we just tell you. Sorry!
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02-28-2002, 03:02 PM | #5 |
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I'll tell you this- they're good. Really good. Go read them!!!
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02-28-2002, 05:23 PM | #6 |
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yeah read them yourself. but slowly, very slowly or a lot of stuff will zoom right over your head.or maybe that was just me?
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02-28-2002, 05:55 PM | #7 |
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Tell you how the story goes? NO WAY!
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02-28-2002, 06:00 PM | #8 |
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It would just be cruel... I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.
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02-28-2002, 06:19 PM | #9 |
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I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.
sun-star TRUE TRUE amen to that
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02-28-2002, 06:50 PM | #10 |
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Oh, and they're to complicated and you'ed miss the amazing writing
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02-28-2002, 06:53 PM | #11 |
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LOL
That was amusing
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02-28-2002, 07:12 PM | #12 |
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I'm one of the few people that likes a story spoiled for me. THat way I can enjoy the journey, and not just sit around waiting for the end. But, since most of the people here aren't that kind, I can only tell you the end if you e-mail me.
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Quote:
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03-01-2002, 11:13 AM | #14 |
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I know its tempting, but you won't enjoy it nearly as much if we just tell you. Our words couldn't do the book justice.
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03-01-2002, 07:21 PM | #15 |
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I'll tell!!!
As Frodo and Sam journey through the dead marshes Frodo looks in the water and sees the ghost of Gandalf who says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." Meanwhile, the relations between elves and dwarves improves as Gimli teaches Legolas a secret dwarf chant, "Hi Ho Hi Ho....." Merry and Pippin are chased by the evil monster Treebeard through his giant garden when suddenly the Jaberwocky bursts in, but that's the best part of the book and I can't give it away!
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03-01-2002, 08:38 PM | #16 |
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lol...very funny. Goldberry, don't listen.
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03-01-2002, 08:52 PM | #17 |
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http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/book/
Go here for a lovely E-text version of lord of the rings covering the entire story up to the end of book 5...
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03-02-2002, 12:27 PM | #18 |
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Very funny, olsonm.
If you want to know, Goldberry, there are plenty of synopsises (sp?) out there, and condensed versions, but none of them can do justice to Tolkien's work. I couldn't do justice to it either, so I'm not even gonna try.
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03-02-2002, 12:31 PM | #19 |
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ha ha!
that link is VERY funny Markedel! i like the way the second book is called the 2 towels! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-02-2002, 01:00 PM | #20 |
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Funny, markedel. The Felonship of the Ring, the Two Towels, and the Return of the Kink. And I thought I had too much time on my hands.....
~Rosie~
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