04-01-2008, 11:11 PM | #1 |
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Dear Mooters, I have a revelation to convey to you. I can no longer live with this secret on my back. I've thought about revealing this to my closer Entmoot friends, but never had the courage. I think I owe it to the Entmoot community to come clean.
Four years ago I was arrested for stealing a coconut.
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04-01-2008, 11:16 PM | #2 |
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That's so odd. Four years ago I was charged with receiving stolen tropical produce, but let off on a technicality.
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04-01-2008, 11:17 PM | #3 |
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So it was YOU! Jerk.
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04-01-2008, 11:18 PM | #4 |
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Apococonyptic, eh, HB? That should disqualify you from office, except that it's such small coconut to Hillary's lying about sniper fire, I mean, mis-speaking about sniper fire, uhh, mis-speaking about hearing a bee; that, and her "experience" in the White House. (I still haven't figured out how the Monica experience qualifies Hillary for the office of President, but I'm just slow, I guess.)
Anyway, this shouldn't disqualify you from office. I mean - look at Amin-whatever in Iran. What's one coconut arrest amongst friends? Forget it. Keep up the campaign. Just don't get caught like that Spitzer guy did, ok?
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04-01-2008, 11:20 PM | #5 |
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That's very, very odd. Four years ago I was accused of having a head shaped like a coconut!
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04-01-2008, 11:22 PM | #6 |
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Dont you mean Hillary's miss-fired speaking?
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04-01-2008, 11:22 PM | #7 |
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That coconut thing is all relative anyway, HB. Let it go.
Yes, mis-fired speaking! You see it is all RELATIVE. Now, let it go! The coconut, I mean.
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04-01-2008, 11:25 PM | #8 |
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May |
04-01-2008, 11:26 PM | #9 |
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Seems pretty solid in my hand though...
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04-01-2008, 11:27 PM | #10 |
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Very funny, Sis!
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04-01-2008, 11:31 PM | #11 |
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HB, "seems pretty solid in my hand" will probably be explained as relative by The Gaffer when he gets time. He sorta promised on another thread but claimed he was busy or sumpin or t'other.
Let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-01-2008, 11:33 PM | #12 |
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Sure. Who should I throw it at?
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04-01-2008, 11:33 PM | #13 |
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Sis.
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04-01-2008, 11:36 PM | #14 |
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04-01-2008, 11:41 PM | #15 |
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*readies water cannons* Yes. Yes it is. (yay the rule is back to normal!)
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04-01-2008, 11:46 PM | #16 |
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Well, I can't vote for you now.
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04-01-2008, 11:50 PM | #17 |
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This time sis's on her own. After all the thanks I got last time. *walks out to bed*
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04-01-2008, 11:51 PM | #18 |
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Don't you want to see the fun?!
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04-01-2008, 11:51 PM | #19 |
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Oh, it's no big deal, Hector. My uncle was put in jail for shooting coconuts with a gun once, but I don't let a little bit of coconut murder get in the way of a relationship, let alone simple coconut kidnapping. No worries.
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04-01-2008, 11:53 PM | #20 |
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wow. That's......odd.
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