06-23-2000, 12:28 AM | #1 |
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Canada RULES!
thrawn96, if you're going to insult Canada, do it here so you don't pollute the rest of the board... and I don't pollute it either when I paint this place with your blood, so to speak...
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06-23-2000, 12:30 AM | #2 |
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Well I'm not sure it rules necessarily...
Can you give proof? |
06-23-2000, 12:34 AM | #3 |
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Yes, I CAN give proof.
Webster's (which is American) defines "rule" as "to mark lines on with or as with a ruler; to mark (a line) thus" Well, the Canada-US border serves to mark the straight line that is the 49th parallel. Therefore, Canada rules - and it rules a very long stretch of land, too. |
06-23-2000, 01:25 AM | #4 |
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This you might of heard of. Maybe I'll take one of the lyrics and put it in my sig.
BLAME CANADA Time's have changed Our kids are kids are getting worse They wont obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? Heck No! Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flappin heads so full of lies Blame Canada Blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canadas fault! Don't blame me For my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan! And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to @#%$ myself! Well, blame Canada Blame Canada It seems that everythings gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada Blame Canada Theyre not even a real country anyway My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no! Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their hockey hubbabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray too Blame Canada Shame on Canada The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus |
06-23-2000, 01:35 AM | #5 |
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34 REASONS CANADA SUCKS!
1. They think they are superior because they have penguins. 2. The so-called words "eh" and "aboot". 3. They have polar bears. 4. That @#%$in national health care @#%$. 5. Those funny hats with the flaps. (What the @#%$ are those called.) 6. They're too far north for the Mexicans to go there. 7. Quebec. (What went wrong? I think it was those @#%$in frogs that took over.) 8. Regina 9. Molson Beer 10. They canceled The Kids in the Hall. 11. Alanis Morrisette 12. Celine Dion 13. Shania Twain (She's a hotty, but her music sucks) 14. Crash Test Dummies 15. Fuel 16. Steppenwolf 17. kd Lang (giving good looking lesbians a bad name) 18. Canadian football 19. Hockey 20. Their pennies look just like ours. (bastards like to copy Americans) 21. What's with the @#%$in Maple Leaf? 22. The fact that they have "Mounties". 23. They can't speak either French or English correctly. 24. The fact that they think they are their own country (We all know it's the 51st state.) 25. They have too many eskimos. 26. They know more about our country than we do. 27. The phrase, "The Great White North". 28. It's full of left over draft dodgers from the Vietnam War. (Pussies) 29. Their army couldn't invade a LA High School. 30. We haven't officially invaded and sold their land to Disney. 31. Robert Goulet 32. Peter Jennings 33. Tom Brokow 34. Their infatuation with the British Monarchy. |
06-23-2000, 01:46 AM | #6 |
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Top Ten Reasons to Nuke Canada
1: Canada is the most useless country when it comes to war. They never help in any hostile situation. It is never heard on the news, "Canadian troops advanced today into a situation that is escalating out of control." 2: We have been in many history classes and have never heard of Canada helping in Vietnam or Desert Storm. 3: We're not sure, but we don't think they have a Navy or Air Force. 4: If we nuke Canada, the only thing we will lose is the expensive drink "Clearly Canadian." 5: Canada also happily provides us with its immigrants. I mean hell, we've already got those weirdos coming in through the Mexican border, from Cuba, and Puerto Rico. I think we have enough. 6: Canada copied us and got professional sports. They can't come up with anything theirselves. 7: We were suprised when we saw this. The infamous and popular Canadian Bacon pizza topping is not even made in Canada. That is really pathetic. 8: We would just like to add, the Raspberry flavor of "Clearly Canadian" tasted nothing like raspberries. 9: You've heard of all those cars that are made in Canada. They're uhh... 10: And for the tenth reason, it would be cool, they wouldn't even see it coming. I mean we haven't even used one on someone since the 40's, and they're all just getting rusty, and if we're gonna pay our hard earned tax dollars for these things, we damn well better use them. So who's the best target? Canada! Reasons NOT to Nuke Canada No reasons presented yet |
06-23-2000, 03:15 AM | #7 |
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" 5: Canada also happily provides us with its immigrants. I mean hell, we've already got those weirdos coming in through the Mexican border, from Cuba, and Puerto Rico. I think we have enough."
i'm beginning to think your anti-Canada thing is all a joke, but immigrant-bashing is just plain cruel. people come up from central & south america because they don't want to get shot in the streets, & if they think that they can have a better life here, then i for one welcome them. whatever happened to the "land of opportunity?" america sure isn't perfect, but it's preferable to death in a gutter. besides, many immigrants end up doing the very necessary but unpopular jobs that most american's wouldn't touch. As for Mexico, that country has a huge gap between the rich & poor. These people coem to the US because they want to get a better job so they can feed their children. Cuba - hey, i wouldn't want to live under communist rule either. Puerto Rico - THEY'RE A US TERRITORY! aryne * |
06-23-2000, 07:16 AM | #8 |
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Reason to NUKE the US (and only one needed):
They've got too many people so bigotted (see the above posts!) they will want to nuke everyone else! So nuke the US before it nukes the world. No other reasons needed. But of course that's no solution. Too many good people would be nuked at the same time. And given enough time, Celine will win the (above) bigots hearts... Signed JUntel... one of "those" frogs mentionned above... |
06-23-2000, 02:56 PM | #9 |
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It's mostly a joke...
Also, I'm sure he didn't make up those lists and got them from some site. In any event, I don't want this to turn into a board-wide flamefest, so please keep all anti- and pro-Canadian comments in this thread for the time being. IP intended this when he made this thread. I will delete or edit most of the the anti-Canadian comments in other threads so they don't get clogged up. Any attempts to revive this in another thread will be swiftly dealt with and penalties may be given out. There is really no reason to bash other countries that are so similar. Also, there are plenty of Canadian and British members here and we don't want to offend them. Personally, I prefer the United States, but that's because I was born here! It was really just luck that you were born in the U.S. too, and other people were probably born in the countries that they prefer. The United States is more populous and richer than the countries mentioned, but Canada has more area and if GB hadn't colonized the New World, we wouldn't be here (forgetting for a second the Revolution ) It is quite pointless to stereotype tens of millions of people, and not polite to do so on a public board that contains such members. It's ok to have a little friendly rivalry between citizens of different nations, stress friendly. But to get to the point where people get offended is unacceptable. Canada obviously isn't as known for its military exploits as the United States is, but WWII was more than 50 years ago. From their other posts, I guess Canada contributed to the war effort too, like many other countries, but was not as visible or as involved as the U.S. Recall that the U.S. and Canada share the longest undefended border in the world. We're friendly, neighboring nations. There's no reason why we shouldn't act that way. This thread remains open for the time being but it will be closed if things get too bad. |
06-23-2000, 03:06 PM | #10 |
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In this thread, I took everything before "Top Ten Reason to NUKE Canada" as a joke, nothing more.
But that particular post... Let's not forget that in other words it means "Top Ten Reasons to KILL Canadians". It's still a joke, I agree, but of very bad taste. I have a good sense of humour... but it has its limits. Let the posters read what they write (or paste) before posting. I won't go any further. I've said what I wanted to say. |
06-23-2000, 03:31 PM | #11 |
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Ben was right, I got all those lists from other websites.
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06-23-2000, 03:35 PM | #12 |
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06-23-2000, 03:41 PM | #13 |
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Ben actually does like these posts:
gregl58716 (12:37:46 PM): did u like my canadian disses? bmilder (12:38:04 PM): well i tend to agree with them but i don't think it's appropriate for entmoot :-P gregl58716 (12:38:15 PM): :-P gregl58716 (12:38:23 PM): but u thought they were funny? bmilder (12:39:08 PM): somewhat gregl58716 (12:39:19 PM): and u agree with them? bmilder (12:40:54 PM): well i do agree that the u.s. is superior to canada :-P bmilder (12:41:06 PM): i've even made small anti-canada jibes at ironparrot's board ;-) gregl58716 (12:41:30 PM): lol |
06-23-2000, 03:45 PM | #14 |
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That doesn't mean I liked them. As I said before, due to the fact that I'm American, I like the U.S. better than Canada. However, that doesn't mean I want to nuke them, or that I want to post strong anti-Canada stuff all over the board!
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06-23-2000, 05:04 PM | #15 |
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As an American citizen who is married to a Canadian citizen and who lives in Canada (in Quebec, no less, with all the "frogs"; I'm even married to one), I'd just like to point out that it's possible to think both places rule.
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06-23-2000, 05:29 PM | #16 |
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Don't close this thread yet! I'm replying to those top 10 lists one point at a time!
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First of all, South Park is a JOKE. In fact, Matt Stone and Trey Parker are Canadian.
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06-23-2000, 06:39 PM | #18 |
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Quote from thrawn96:
__________________________________________________ _____________________ Top Ten Reasons to Nuke Canada 1: Canada is the most useless country when it comes to war. They never help in any hostile situation. It is never heard on the news, "Canadian troops advanced today into a situation that is escalating out of control." __________________________________________________ _____________________ I guess you must have slept through most of your history classes. Vimy Ridge? Dieppe? Those names ring a bell? Sheesh. Finlandril Far Seer "Proud to be a Canadian... pass me another beer." |
06-23-2000, 07:38 PM | #19 |
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That list wasnt mine! I regret trusting that stupid website with the list of why canada sucks! i went back to check if it had an email adress to tell them wat idiots they were. Oh well, i guess i just made a complete ass of myself.
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06-23-2000, 07:53 PM | #20 |
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Actually IP, while well intentioned, a portion of your post is inaccurate. In fact, all 50 states in the United States have their own State Constitution, so having a constitution does not mean you're a separate country!
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