09-13-2002, 05:09 PM | #1 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: a castle made of clouds
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all I ever needed to know in life....
This is a list that I wrote for my friend's birthday... or at least the more witty sections. Feel free to add on!
All I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned from... Tolkien? -If you want to marry an Elven princess, thus causing her to forsake her immortality, make sure her father really likes you. It also doesn’t hurt if you’re the rightful heir-in-exile of a prominent kingdom. -Highborn Elves may ask you for locks of your hair, but in the end, give them to a Dwarf. They’re brave, loyal, and they’ll go around bragging about how wonderful you are for the rest of their existences. -In a pinch, an apple can prove to be an excellent weapon. -When a monster approaches that makes all the little monsters scurry away in fear, get out of there. -A talent at solving riddles can come in handy at the most unexpected times. -Don’t trust people wearing multicolored robes. -Always bring rope. -If you ask an Elf a question, be prepared to hear a song. -If you ask a wizard a question, be prepared to hear a speech. -Those who try to categorize Tom Bombadil are looking for a whack on the head. -It's not Proudfoots, it's Proudfeet. -Don’t say “good morning” to a wizard unless you want to hear a long diatribe about the multiple interpretations of stock phrases. -"Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!"
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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. dreamflower - for all things Lady Galadriel Last edited by galadriel : 09-19-2002 at 08:57 PM. |
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