06-17-2002, 10:20 AM | #1 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Durham, England
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Who placed the order for Storm Trooper armour?
Minutes of final meeting of supply contract A-2152/3
Imperial Procurement: So you have produced enough armour to equip all our Storm Troopers? Flimzee Equipment Corporation: Yes indeed! IP: So...will it stop blaster bolts? FEC: No. IP: Rocket impact? FEC: No. IP: Light sabres? FEC: Absolutely not! IP: Sticks and stones? FEC: Yes! Erm...(consults notes)...well sometimes. Maybe. Depends. IP: Is there one single reason we should equip our troopers with this armour? FEC: Well, it looks REALLY cool! IP: (thinks). Ok, it's a deal. We'll have a million please.
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06-18-2002, 01:21 PM | #2 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
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lololol!
Yeah, the armour is pretty useless!
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06-19-2002, 03:49 AM | #3 |
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Indeed it is! I always wondered why they even bothered...
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06-19-2002, 07:26 AM | #4 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Well they have to wear some kind of uniform otherwise they'd blast each other and you have to admit white plastic is definately in at the moment
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