05-16-2003, 03:10 PM | #1 |
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My 800th post Welcome to the Annual Entmoot Mud Wrestling Tournament 2003! I have taken the opportunity to arrange a competition, where some famous ‘Mooters will meet and wrestle each other completely covered in mud There are 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants. One vs. one, the men will wrestle the other men and the women will wrestle the other women. There will be no man vs. woman fight (sorry ). Here is some information about the tournament. Each day two wrestling matches will be held, one ‘man vs. man’ match and one ‘woman vs. woman’ match. I am the sports commentator and the Umpire, and in this thread I will post the outcome of every match. The winner in each match will continue to the next fight, while the looser will no longer be in the competition. The numbers of contestants will be reduced from 16 until there is only one left (One male and one female). The one contestant will then be considered gold medallist and he/she will receive the honourable title of “Entmoot Mud Wrestler Champion of 2003”. A bronze match will also be held to determine who will win the symbolic bronze medal. The Final is scheduled to take place on June 1. Be sure to check out the Entmoot Mud Wrestling website to see the match-ups and to follow the ‘Mooters path to glory and honour! The selection of contestants has been made by the Umpire. He has picked ‘Mooters (no administrators though) that he thinks are suitable for mud wrestling. If you were not chosen this year, you will have another chance in 2004. Here is a list of the contestants. If you have been selected to participate in the Annual Entmoot Mud Wrestling Tournament (AEMWT), please read carefully: The contestants will not participate directly in their mud wrestling matches. I, the commentator and Umpire, will in this thread describe the matches and appoint a winner, so the contestants can just sit back and relax. Later, they can read about how they did in their matches. The contestants cannot appeal any decisions taken by the Umpire. The Umpire has the ultimate power. He decides who wins and who loses. When he appoints a winner, he just picks the one that he wants to win. To increase chances that he appoints you as the winner, you can try to be more active at Entmoot. You need to be seen by the Umpire in other threads so that he knows you exist, otherwise chances are small that he lets you win your matches. To make the Umpire even more eager to let you win, you can be nice to him in the threads, you can send him flattering PMs or you can bribe him. You cannot win by being completely invisible at Entmoot, by being nasty to the Umpire or by blackmailing him. The games will start on May 17, which is my 120th day at Entmoot. It also happens to be the National Day of Norway, and to honour the Norwegians, Falagar and Artanis are first out. Falagar will battle Anglorfin and Artanis will face Lizra. If mud wrestling is against your religion or if you in any way don’t want to participate in the tournament, send me a PM about it and I will have you disqualified and have your name removed from the website. But I hope that every 'Mooter who have been chosen to wrestle in the tournament are happy and excited about it! The Annual Entmoot Mud Wrestling Tournament is sponsored by the Entmoot Investigation Bureau (EIB). entmoot_ib@most-wanted.com
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05-16-2003, 03:22 PM | #2 |
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Ha-ha! I'm very honoured. At first I was afraid you should force me into mud wrestling on our Constitution Day, instead of joining the celebration, I would also have had a problem fighting against Lizra, she's too kind! But since you'll be running the match all by yourself I guess everything will be fine.
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05-16-2003, 03:23 PM | #3 |
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mud wrestling? sounds like what some of these threads have already become. especially in the movie forum. so where is the pit?
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05-16-2003, 03:29 PM | #4 |
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Mud wrestling? Well, as long as you will let me win it's ok
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05-16-2003, 03:31 PM | #5 |
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You've put me up against Afro-Elf ...couldn't you have picked someone a bit more skinny?
Another fun site Jonathon ........ well done |
05-16-2003, 03:32 PM | #6 | |
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But the main reasons are that I want to amuse myself at the other 'Mooter's expense, and that I want to do something funny with my 800th post. I love even numbers, so I couldn't let post #800 be wasted on spamming Quote:
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05-16-2003, 03:52 PM | #8 |
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I'm honoured no really
Don't worry, I'll still protect you against angry mooters.
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05-16-2003, 03:54 PM | #9 | |
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05-16-2003, 04:02 PM | #10 | |
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Of course, gimli's chances look quite poor, but he still has time to do something about them. If my time table holds, he has until May 20 to convince me that he's the worthiest winner.
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05-16-2003, 04:13 PM | #13 |
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HAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious. its the best way to decide who is better, canada or america. And i would just like to say that im glad im in this.
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So I can't blackmail you Jonathan? I believe I have a nice website you'd like to have come down at a certain date - and if I don't look good in these matches - I just might forget about it.
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I made some interesting calculations: If I was to send a PM to all the 32 participants to notify them of the tournament, and if I had to take the '120 second rule' into consideration, it would take me exactly 1 hour and 4 minutes. That's quite some time
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I would never participate in an uprising against the Entmoot administrators. I think they are doing a great job, and I think that the 90 second and 120 second rules are good rules
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