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SGH/Finrod Felagund/Ruinel Thread
There have been many off topic arguments in other threads about this. So I figured we should eliminate that. If I may explain, first SGH told me we were married at least a year and a half ago. (results of too much Miruvor one night)
Then Ruinel "Finrod's One True Love" appeared, so I married her, because she's my true love. The most recent off topic tangent was this: From the “REAL KING OF ENGLAND” Thread Quote:
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what the...? SGH!! You should close this thread! |
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Double U, T, F?
Why the heck is my name mentioned in this thread? This is a thing between FF and his fangirls Ruinel and SGH!
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The “MOST WANTED MOOTERS” Thread
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You know, I would close this thread if it wasn't so ridiculously stupid and funny.
As for the FF, Ru, SGH rivalry: the fact that the proof is written in the words of FF the poster, and Ruinel, that shows the two of them to be no more than fickle, cheating dogs, discrediting the claim of FF the poster's true identity, and showing him to be an imposter of the real FF, which, under the circumstances makes Ruinel no longer eligible to persue the real FF, who is now mine alone. The real FF, would never have a cheating elf maid in his bed.
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You know Finrollum, you just really don't know when to quit, do you?
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I remember a PM I got from Ruinel which I've saved -
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Sorry to say it FF, but I'm not gay
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*tosses the fraudulent FF to SGH* Play with that. |
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Why apologizing? Neither am I.
SGH, as an elf lord, I must also learn forgivness, even to Ruinel. And I'd remind you...you told ME that we were married, not vice versa.
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And you are not clergy...therefore Jonathan and I are not married. If this is not enough, we can pull a Britney Spears and get it anulled right away! I have to make acomment on what Baby-k said to Ruinel and her response... quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baby-K bet i can tame ye (me 'n Bob) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Ruinel Eh... errr... was going to post a witty come back, but now... in retrospect... hmmm... nope... whatever I say I'm going to look bad.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I saw that again today, I caracked up. Baby-k was friggin hilarious!!! Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 01-06-2004 at 03:07 PM. |
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you guys are silly!
just as long as no one lays claim to my Fëanáro otherwise I'll show my fiery wrath!!! ....I think that you should just all get married and live happily ever after! |
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Thanks Jonathan, but I'm already married to both of them...
If I wasn't, you could be the best man...for all your trouble... |
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How boring... I'm really disappointed of your creativity.
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01-06-2004, 03:15 PM | #20 |
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Let it be known...
...that I never could resist throwning napalm on an already roaring blaze.
...But isn't it true that 'Sister Golden Hair' is in fact, a psuedonym for Galadriel, who was Finrod Felagund's younger sister? That means that /this/ character *points to FF* is claiming to have had an incestuous relationship with his sister. Ech! On the other hand, it's well attested that elves can can sense or otherwise detect whether or not another member of their race is married. This being the case, the fact that the people involved here did not immediately sense who was married to who means that either they're not elves or they're not married. But, oh no, there's more. Since the /real/ Finrod Felagund died and returned to Aman, oh *checks watch* /five ages ago/, I'm sure he has long since taken up with Amarie again. In fact, he sent this post card. *hands over a postcard of Finrod on the beach*. Now, we all know that elves, except under extenuating circumstances, begin to produce offspring in the centuries immediately following their marraige, and thereafter lose their sex drive, and also that they turn to other interests (other than sex, that is) after the children have been raised. What this means is that even /if/ Finrod was ever of an inclination to shack up with either one of you, he's probably long since lost any taste he had for that sort of thing. Whee. You all confused yet? ];-)
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